IC TWillyH's Epic RP

[Fluxxation]

"...Are your optical sensors dysfunctional, or are you just unintelligent?"

"I AM INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT. I WAS PROGRAMMED AS SUCH."

"You forget about the several dozen bullets you have taken to every conceivable important processor in your body.. and how you just opted to weld yourself up instead of fixing th-"

"WHAT MAKES YOU ANY SMARTER THAN ME?"

"That's.. my entire purpose. I was programmed to strategize and be the intelligent one. You're the war machine."

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY STUPIDER THAN YOU."

 

[Goozma]

(my notifications broke so I missed stuff)
Stop arguing you pieces of junk!

 

[Fluxxation]

(my notifications broke so I missed stuff)
Stop arguing you pieces of junk!

There is a quiet click as the bigger machine’s missile salvos move upwards and forwards.

It slowly turns its head to look at the person talking.

“Alaphet.. please.. don’t.”

“They haven’t even tried to kill us yet..”

 

[TWillyH]

*Minecraft villager idle noise* hmmmmm if you guys are done arguing we should explore
*Stretches tall (in a cool way)* i see a cave exactly 0.42597830285976922956 miles from here in the compass direction 38.592958842929494 degrees East of North

 

[Esther]

Elys looks at Other TWillyH, more impressed about the precision than anything else.

 

[Goozma]

Hey guys it's me, everyone's favourite Triangle, Bil---
The Triangle God!
Who the (beep) put that on my script!?

Holy moly is that a triangle man???

 

[Fluxxation]

"It seems Eschaton would've been a far better unit in this situation than either of us."

He says that as his oculus swirls, looking at the floating triangle figure.

"YOU, THE TRIANGLE."

"HOW MANY DIMENSIONS DO YOU EXIST IN?"

 

[Goozma]

"It seems Eschaton would've been a far better unit in this situation than either of us."

He says that as his oculus swirls, looking at the floating triangle figure.

"YOU, THE TRIANGLE."

"HOW MANY DIMENSIONS DO YOU EXIST IN?"

Let's just say.... Many.

 

[TWillyH]

wowie thringus god appeared
Anyway we must go to that cave
*Skedaddles in the direction of the cave (in a cool way), going way faster than it looks like they should be*

 

[Esther]

wowie thringus god appeared
Anyway we must go to that cave
*Skedaddles in the direction of the cave (in a cool way), going way faster than it looks like they should be*

*Quickly follows, barely keeping up*
(I am s p e e d)

 

[Fluxxation]

Zet just looks at his companion.

"WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE, ZET?"

"Our lives if we follow that.. thing."

Alaphet doesn't even let him finish before the machine engages its thrusters, boosting into the air and blasting in the same direction as the orange rectangle thing.

Zet gives an audible sigh.

 

[Goozma]

*floats in direction of cave and gets annoyed because Blue Nuclear Terror isn't coming*
Get over here you giant spider!


How about no, you floating polygon.

*Drags Blue Nuclear Terror*

 

[TWillyH]

(3.5837272748494285939201101935859 minutes later)
We areth the here
Actually we depends on anyone following me
I shall entereth the first
*disappears into pitch black cave (in a cool way)*

 

[Goozma]

Wowie it's dark in here, luckily I am a giant glowing blue spider.

Just don't bite anything, I don't want Spiderman to be real.

 

[TWillyH]

Wowie it's dark in here, luckily I am a giant glowing blue spider.

Just don't bite anything, I don't want Spiderman to be real.

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *almost inhales a beetle* good thing that beetle didn’t go inside me if it did it would never be the same
I smell rocks
Which makes sense since we’re in a cave

 

[Goozma]

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *almost inhales a beetle* good thing that beetle didn’t go inside me if it did it would never be the same
I smell rocks
Which makes sense since we’re in a cave

You could have made beetle armour with that, other being aware of the fact that this world's a fantasy.

Bro what???

 

[Fluxxation]

Alaphet visibly seems to already regret everything.

Zet is still making his way there, calmly walking.

 

[Esther]

Elys is just listening to the conversations between Other and Triangle.

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Mobart decides to use his text color in my narration because he can't do anything anyway.
Summoning all his strength and courage... he valiantly continues to lie limp.

 

[Green_Metaknight]

GMN-003 is confused. He doesn't know whether he's confused about how he can fit in this cave or not.
"I think my depth perception sensors are malfunctioning..."