Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Foraging Slime]

(this but in reverse)
(sorry pics still aren't working)
Global warming will cancel out the nuclear winter

 

[Ivyss]

Cause another nuclear winter.

I'm hungry and there's no food.

 

[RoquePlayz]

Try to starve to death and you won't be bothered by it anymore.

The Dentist from Payday 2 sees me and wants to torture me.

 

[Foraging Slime]

Hack the game and make him blind

Why does nobody agrre to the fact that mathematicaly we're all a bunch of glorified pineapples....

 

[deletedaccount12]

Because we don't have pines or tastiness.

I committed murder but it wasn't me

 

[RoquePlayz]

Then hold the police at gunpoint and force them to think you're innocent.

Jiro thinks I killed Kento.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Stop being a weeb

I did an oopsy and shot myself in the foot

 

[RoquePlayz]

Put a bunch of band aids on it.

Matt Roscoe is driving towards my house.

 

[deletedaccount12]

shoot yourself in the foot to go to the hospital so you can avoid him.

I can't find the reason why "The Burning Pants" was my default randomized username on an educational website I was forced to use.

 

[RoquePlayz]

Burn your pants so you have a reason.

Bain knows I saw his face.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Cut his face off so nobody else can.

Some at my school called me a (insert homophobic slur for homosexual)

 

[SaltyBeggar]

clean it
I like trains

 

[RoquePlayz]

Shoot one down so you learn to not like them.

Kataru.

 

[deletedaccount12]

tf does that mean

I enjoy murder please help

 

[SaltyBeggar]

kill them
dsdfg frfawdf

 

[RoquePlayz]

I don't know.

The Kataru have their virus.

 

[SaltyBeggar]

adeqdedwadew

 

[deletedaccount12]

Stop saying random letters in a sequence, I believe that is directly against the rules, in fact.
[doublepost=1569445979,1569445950][/doublepost]maybe not directly, but I believe it counts as spam and one-word posting that adds nothing.

 

[SaltyBeggar]

I like saying hi

 

[darkmega5]

do the opposite day.

I am a mushroom