Animus Viral
Torch God
S: Reduce it to Zero By killing you.
S2: I KILL YOU So you are now food.
P: BaldBoyHalo
S2: I KILL YOU So you are now food.
P: BaldBoyHalo
Weird solutions to ordinary problems!
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Animus Viral
Torch God
S: Teleport them to the void.
P: Ding.
P: Ding.
BlueBullet
Terrarian
S BURN DING TO THE GROUND
P ding is remixed with the sonic theme tune.
P ding is remixed with the sonic theme tune.
Animus Viral
Torch God
DING
P:
I'm the same as this.
P:
I'm the same as this.
Animus Viral
Torch God
S: Crap in your pants m8
P: No.
P: No.
Blue_M4ge🌳
Moon Lord
S: start a small fire
P: there is a spider in my room
P: there is a spider in my room
Blood Crawler
Brain of Cthulhu
S: Break the spider walls.
P: I have lots of homework
P: I have lots of homework
Blue_M4ge🌳
Moon Lord
S: kick someone out of their house and take it
P: I’m bored
P: I’m bored
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
Solution: I think it's in lines of something.
But it's very complicated. You need to complete the steps in exactly that order.
- Yell out loudly against the neck. It won't work, but you'll take your anger out of calculations.
- Make a makeshift time machine - probably a 99.999999% Light Speed spaceship, and have it travel two years. If by some chance Earth is new Venus or that everyone you know is long gone...
- Create big enough black hole. It's a warranty of multiverse travel. You only need to resist the intense gravity, though.
- By some chance you could land in the past. Ask Aztec shaman to help you.
- When he does want to sacrifice you, flee, go into another black hole into brighter future, and hope the nanomachines, son trope will kick in.
P: Out of focus, really.
But it's very complicated. You need to complete the steps in exactly that order.
- Yell out loudly against the neck. It won't work, but you'll take your anger out of calculations.
- Make a makeshift time machine - probably a 99.999999% Light Speed spaceship, and have it travel two years. If by some chance Earth is new Venus or that everyone you know is long gone...
- Create big enough black hole. It's a warranty of multiverse travel. You only need to resist the intense gravity, though.
- By some chance you could land in the past. Ask Aztec shaman to help you.
- When he does want to sacrifice you, flee, go into another black hole into brighter future, and hope the nanomachines, son trope will kick in.
P: Out of focus, really.
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
S: Don't worry. Don't worry, I got your back. All you need is to hoard some gold, as it's the favourite, right?
P: Seems like there's no pet I like in the radius of 100 kilometres.
P: Seems like there's no pet I like in the radius of 100 kilometres.
Murphmario
Retinazer
S: Order one from online!
P: Can't come up with level ideas for a video game.
P: Can't come up with level ideas for a video game.
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
S: Do your surroundings as a level idea. That's always an idea.
P: The foot still hurts.
P: The foot still hurts.
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
S: According to any law, inflicting pain is penaltized with a jail time. So life has been sentenced for... uh, how much is 8 billion lives?
P: Having a weird shapeshift thoughts.
P: Having a weird shapeshift thoughts.