Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

Shoot yourself, then you're neither in class nor tired.

I can't think of anything to put here, but putting this here means that I thought of something to put here, which might be a paradox.
 
Just ascend to a higher plane of existence where you won't have to worry about paradoxes

I bang my head on the chandelier every time I sit at the dining room table
 
divide time by 2, now you know what to do all the time!

a game I want for the holidays probably won't come out on time
 
Break into the game studio and force all the developers to work on the game.


Someone is acting all high and mighty or holier than thou and pisses people off.
 
make a plushie of that person, walk up to them with the plushie and a gun. hold him at gunpoint and make them worship the plushie so they look stupid.

My sense of humor is awful
 
Pour tea on it, then whip it.

Most of the old people that used to be in the forum roleplay section left.
 
First replace your CDI with a Virtual Boy, then use the CDI to kill someone and have them for dinner.

My Nintendo DS needs maintenance but I don't have the money for all of it.
 
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