Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[darkmega5]

take labor day off. even if it isn't labor day

I have made an OwO profile picture

 

[Ivyss]

Eat venomous spiders.

I feel like a horrible person.

 

[Andy The Guide]

kill your self.
i need to read a book for homework

 

[Ivyss]

Burn your house down. No home means you can't have homework since nowhere to do it.

My head very slightly hurts.

 

[Andy The Guide]

decapitation.

i have no problems

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

get a problem

i'm feeling heavily dysphoric (and it's just getting worse every day)

 

[deletedaccount12]

If you forget what it means then maybe it'll go away.

I'm nervous about online schooling.

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

(I've tried that it doesn't work) Shoot your webcam

I just woke up and am very tired.

 

[Andy The Guide]

go back to sleep

I have a problem

 

[Zaptros]

Stop having a problem

My door knob fell off

 

[Ganransu]

Then bash the door open with a shotgun or a grenade

My sandwich fell apart

 

[Zaptros]

Hide each part of the sandwich in your house, kidnap some kid, and force the police to find all the pieces or the child dies.

The FBI is after me help

 

[Ganransu]

Simple. Fake your death by using a dummy, have it hold down the gas pedal, and drive off a cliff while you get plastic surgery and a fake ID to stay under wraps

FBI, OPEN UP!!!!

 

[Parasy]

"Sorry, I'm not there at the moment ! "

Someone's calling you on Discord..

 

[Ivyss]

Delete your account.

Extremely very slight pain.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Get an opioid addiction.

I do not currently have an opioid addiction.

 

[Ivyss]

Get addicted to crack, it might not be opioids, but at least you'll be addicted.

I'm slightly tired.

 

[♥Astolfo♥]

Buy all the beds

I'm running out of ideas for this thread

 

[Ivyss]

Keep using the same one.

Terminal brain cancer the thread isn't locked.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Delete the internet.

I'm having difficulty with ACE COMBAT 7's Stonehenge Defensive mission.