Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Picklenugget8]

World hunger

 

[Ivyss]

Kill all the rich people and feed their corpses to the starving.

I'm extremely physically uncomfortable because it's too hot.

 

[Picklenugget8]

Peel off your skin until you aren't


I am confused

 

[Chococlover641]

Get a new brain with a supercomputer in it

I am annoying

 

[Ivyss]

If you see someone getting annoyed, stab them. You can't annoy them if they're too focused on a stab wound or are dead.

I'm not good at anything, and I can't be bothered to put in the effort to improve.

 

[Chococlover641]

Get a new brain with a supercomputer in it

Im out of cheese puffs and my strawberries are moldy

 

[Streyll]

Get a tank and use it to steal some.

I need to sharpen a pencil, but I don't have the correct sharpener for it.

 

[Ivyss]

Just claw at it until it's sharp enough.

My head hurts, again.

 

[Streyll]

Remove your head and use someone else's.

I feel tired.

 

[Ivyss]

Just stab yourself with a charging cable.

I can't think of what to do most of the time.

 

[Streyll]

Ask a ghost to possess you so they can give you things to do.

It is too hot to sleep where I am.

 

[Ivyss]

Submerge yourself in liquid nitrogen.

I am physically uncomfortable.

 

[Tibithia Σ]

Watch the most disgusting thing imaginable that won't result in rage, and you'll instead be mentally uncomfortable.

Bored as all hell.

 

[darkmega5]

Watch the most disgusting thing imaginable that won't result in rage, and you'll instead be mentally uncomfortable.

Bored as all hell.

get god to entertain you. then you'll be bored as all heaven instead.

I am really tired

 

[Streyll]

Hire someone to chase you with a chainsaw. You'll be too busy running for your life to notice you're tired.

I need to sleep, but I want to watch a show instead.

 

[darkmega5]

Inject the show straight into your brain so you can watch the entire series as you sleep

My Battery's kinda low

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Have you considered buying several new phones? That way you can always have some battery left!

I want to eat some chicken strips.

 

[Streyll]

Go to a farm with a knife and start ripping strips off of still alive chickens, then eat them raw.

I have too many books to read.

 

[darkmega5]

use them to make monkeys experts in lierature

ear is still popped from flying in an airplane

 

[Streyll]

Use a piece of metal and stab yourself in the ear. That should fix it.

I am tired.