Welcome, to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ye?

I nuked russia, Caused the universe to collapse infinite times due to an infinite time loop, Killed all of the people on the planet 30 times, ate an infinite pineapple casserole without getting ill before proceeding to beat sans infinite times in the same infinite time loop, broke the universe 539759792587 more times, have read in reverse an infinite amount of times, found and killed both chuck norris and john cena 40 times, destroyed all life in the universe repeatedly, scared all the presidents repeatedly into giving me the launch codes (if they had them, otherwise I just stared them into a pit of dust), Gazed into the fourth dimension, Killed myself atleast 5000 times in the last decade, made a space ship in KSP that used the force of rotation only, made friends with the Grox, made everyone in the universe into an anthropomorphic animal, Made adorableness be the only way to be considered 'manly', Beat the main 6 of my little pony, replaced the human race with fluffy adorable dragons, survive insanity 1347104798456985729857679165913856428657 times, made kangaroos the second most intelligent species in all of the Multiverse( because the first ones were the Dragons I talked about earlier), made 50 black holes, travel 164872 times faster than the speed of light, And I finally made myself part British kangaroo.


I one upped all of yall!
 
Well I... I... I have nothing.

EDIT: Well, I gave everyone a 3-UP!

EDIT2: And made this gif! (copy and paste)
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