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What did you do to the Guide?

Sock_Bunny

Official Terrarian
Hi! :D
This thread is for posting all the evil (and possibly justified) stuff you did to the Guide!

I'll start:
I made his room with a chair against the door, so he couldn't leave. And a machine that spawned bunnies! (This was back when bunny statues could endlessly spawn bunnies during a blood moon because they turned into Guide-eating corrupt bunnies)

I built a house in the top-left corner of my world and banished the Guide there. I never saw him again...
 

Pikachumania

Eater of Worlds
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Azel

Official Terrarian
Hi! :D
This thread is for posting all the evil (and possibly justified) stuff you did to the Guide!

I'll start:
I made his room with a chair against the door, so he couldn't leave. And a machine that spawned bunnies! (This was back when bunny statues could endlessly spawn bunnies during a blood moon because they turned into Guide-eating corrupt bunnies)

I built a house in the top-left corner of my world and banished the Guide there. I never saw him again...
I see him as my buddy and my pal, and feel terrible when I need to kill wall of flesh.
 

Green Rango

Skeletron Prime
i asked him to list all the things wood can make.

he was listing items nonstop for many a-time, and by the time he finished he had already died from loss of oxygen
 
One time I asked him to list all the things wood can make with so many mods.

he was listing items nonstop for many a-time, there's so many that you can die from loss of oxygen! It's like by the time he finished he had already died from loss of oxygen.
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i stabbed him to death with a copper shortsword
Dude nice meme!
 

Asteroidal_Assassin

Skeletron Prime
I always imagined the Guide being a spineless nice guy that gets easily bullied by the player and other NPCs. So I roleplayed that my character taught the guide how to be tough.
 
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