What did you do to the Guide?

[Sock_Bunny]

Hi!
This thread is for posting all the evil (and possibly justified) stuff you did to the Guide!

I'll start:
I made his room with a chair against the door, so he couldn't leave. And a machine that spawned bunnies! (This was back when bunny statues could endlessly spawn bunnies during a blood moon because they turned into Guide-eating corrupt bunnies)

I built a house in the top-left corner of my world and banished the Guide there. I never saw him again...

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I locked my guide in a corner and let a green slime ssslllooowwwlllyyy kill him.

 

[SteelSt0rmMaster]

Built him a prison and put a wall against the door. Sadly, my friend freed him.

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

I spoke to him.

 

[Sock_Bunny]

I spoke to him.

What'd you say to him?

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

What'd you say to him?

Hi

 

[Sock_Bunny]

Hi

;-; *hides in fear upon hearing the demonic spell-word being said*

 

[StereOtaku]

 

[Sir Snakeboat]

I Put Him In The Top Of My Base Where Wyverns Spawn.
Then The Wyverns Became s And Killed My Stylist So I Put A Safe Zone Above My Base.

 

[Azel]

Hi!
This thread is for posting all the evil (and possibly justified) stuff you did to the Guide!

I'll start:
I made his room with a chair against the door, so he couldn't leave. And a machine that spawned bunnies! (This was back when bunny statues could endlessly spawn bunnies during a blood moon because they turned into Guide-eating corrupt bunnies)

I built a house in the top-left corner of my world and banished the Guide there. I never saw him again...

I see him as my buddy and my pal, and feel terrible when I need to kill wall of flesh.

 

[Sock_Bunny]

I see him as my buddy and my pal, and feel terrible when I need to kill wall of flesh.

You...

...MONSTER!

 

[leechheart]

I took him to a house in the underworld and mined the blocks below him and watched as he burnt to death

 

[Semis]

I'd ask him how he knows so much. Terraria seems awfully ancient, he may be hiding something...

 

[v1tell]

i stabbed him to death with a copper shortsword

 

[Green Rango]

i asked him to list all the things wood can make.

he was listing items nonstop for many a-time, and by the time he finished he had already died from loss of oxygen

 

[HystericalPeanut]

One time I asked him to list all the things wood can make with so many mods.

he was listing items nonstop for many a-time, there's so many that you can die from loss of oxygen! It's like by the time he finished he had already died from loss of oxygen.
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i stabbed him to death with a copper shortsword

Dude nice meme!

 

[PrinceMath]

i killed alot of wall of fleshes, ahem* i meant guides.

 

[Kaladin78]

I killed him with a chest statue.

 

[SuperOrinGamer]

i killed him in lava




not the voodoo doll
just the guide





rip jeff

 

[Asteroidal_Assassin]

I always imagined the Guide being a spineless nice guy that gets easily bullied by the player and other NPCs. So I roleplayed that my character taught the guide how to be tough.