Some guy which was in the same group as I was, in a ghost house, when one of the guys working in there tried to jumpscare him:
"Sorry, I'm not a virgin yet."
Or, in class:
"I'm not an attention
, I just want you to listen to what I have to say!"
In a break, some sporty guy comes discreetly to me and asks:
"Is it possible, than on another planet, temperature can be colder than absolute zero?"
Once, over a coffee:
"Yay, I just cracked Team Fortress 2!"
A girl I know, while speaking through the phone:
"Shut up [whoever she was talking to], I'm trying to find my phone!"
On another game forum:
"Lol projectiles are no skill in shooters, only hitscan is"