"You can't be from Vietnam, Vietnam is a war"
"Of course you can legally rape somebody, as long as it's in self defense."
"A girl once told me she wasn't having sex for a year because her hymen would heal and she would be a virgin all over again"
Me: "One day I think it would fun to visit China" Friends Gf: "Ya but which part of the continent would you go to" Me: "China." Friends Gf: "Yeah, I know but where, the continent is really big" Me: "China is in Asia" Friends Gf: "No, Asia is a country in Europe, next to China." She said it so much I doubted my own geographic beliefs
Was having a conversation about the periodic table of elements with a friend of mine. Over the course of a few minutes he dropped some serious bull
.
/ the periodic table has exactly 36 elements.
/ my favorite element is water
/ all of the elements are essential nutrients. Humans require small amounts of all elements to stay healthy.
/ breathing in anything except pure oxygen will kill you instantly.
/ the elements only make up some parts of our world. Some things are made of entirely different, unique substances, such as wood and glass.
"An ex friend of mine told me his average, per game, in bowling was 320+. Even after i pointed out that a perfect game was 300 he still argued until i eventually just shook my head and walked away"