What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?


This is my time to shine, I've been keeping a list of dumb things people I know have said since 2018.

"I'm stupid!" "No you're not, you're just less smart."
"It's a fruit." "POTATO!"
"If we cycle slower we'll go further."
"The democrats are the ones who made words."

And in case you're wondering, this is a friend of mine who will blurt out the first thing he thinks. This wasn't a pre-constructed joke, it was the first string of words that came to his mind.
A doctor I met ever said that the basic vitamins I usually consumed can be dangerous for my health if I consume it everyday, and they recommend me their product instead, which they say is totally safe even if I consume it everyday for a century (and a hell lot more expensive than the vitamins I consumed).

That's just a straight forward trying to fool me, I just "oh damn, this doctor, I just got slapped by an ads in real life."


The Destroyer
"you're not lesbian, you just haven't found the right man yet"
imagine if i said back "you're not straight, you just haven't found the right man yet"

Jacobi Reagan

Eye of Cthulhu
" I Feel like there should be horizontal terminal velocity"

" 9+3=11" From a high schooler the same grade as me.
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"This self checkout isn't working"

they were at the one that wasn't on, had a closed sign in front of it and had already been told it wasn't working
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