What is the funniest quote from a movie/tv show/video game/book/song to take out of context?

[lancasterrr]

"Hello, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to House! I'm about to kill my whole family. *wink*"
-Markiplier

I saw that video omg that line made me wheeze

 

[Prince Ink]

“He’s going to die!”
What happened?
“He ate a whole snickers bar!”
-A mix of me and npc dialogue in the game Dispatch

 

[lancasterrr]

"Here's the biggest fan I have" *Proceeds to pull out fan and turn it on in vc*
-Me

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

“I’m not lying, just manifesting the truth.”

 

[Prince Ink]

“Puny god!”
-Hulk in the first Avengers movie.

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"He's not the hottest babe I've ever babed."
-My little brother

 

[lancasterrr]

"How is the man who executed 3 people a lawful GOOD??"

 

[LT Wolf O'Donnell MKII]

Hey!.. You Forgot The Power Glove!.. Freddy Krueger Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare How's It Hanging Pill... Chucky Child's Play 2 This Is for tupac! Chucky Child's Play (2019)

 

[Benjellyman]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

 

[WorMortar]

"I basically invented the phrase 'no regrets'! The only regret I have is not trademarking it."-Rex Dangervest- Lego Movie 2

 

[lancasterrr]

"I'm a grieving mother. I just realized I'm a grieving mother. I should be entitled to free Denny's."
-Me after losing my pet axolotl

 

[Kane Schmitz]

"I'm a grieving mother. I just realized I'm a grieving mother. I should be entitled to free Denny's."
-Me after losing my pet axolotl

hmm
sounds like an ♪ entitled parent ♪

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

“It looks like a crime scene in my mouth”
”Dude, I just wrestled with myself back there”
-Wendy Courdoroy, Gravity Falls

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"You have an unfair advantage: your explorer is doing something useful."
- Maurice of Nassau the Dutch AI personality, Age of Empires 3

 

[Prince Ink]

“It looks like a crime scene in my mouth”
”Dude, I just wrestled with myself back there”
-Wendy Courdoroy, Gravity Falls

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

(Ahhh the happy memories!
Actually, that reminds me of one…)
“I need your help.”
“You’re the worst.”
*door slam*
-An exchange between Dipper and Pacifica, Gravity Falls

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

"God-damnit. I knew I should'a lost some weight!"
- Coach

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"No problem here control, ahh I just- I just zoned out for a moment. Yeah yeah I was thinking about umm, murder! Heh, yeah, don't worry."
-Sangres

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

'Meg sized up Jason as if she found his glasses far inferior to her own'
-The Trials Of Apollo, Book 3

 

[Esther]

At first I didn't have one, then I thought of this one from a Flight Rising lore story:
"Huh. -shrugs- Well, we are currently unemployed."
-Trendal in Cracks In The Ice

 

[Schparks]

"the baby isn't baked so put the loaf back in the oven."
-Me, because I got tired one night.