BrusselSprouts693
Retinazer
We've all been there. You never get that one traveling merchant item because there are so many items you don't want that clog up his space. This hopes to fix that in style.
By the way, the old Traveling Merchant is now removed
So that's Winston and Wenston, the two brothers that stayed close but lived such different lives. What do you think?
By the way, the old Traveling Merchant is now removed
Winston is much like the old Traveling Merchant. He comes under the same conditions, at the same rate. He takes the functional half of the items.
Winston drops this
hat upon death, now called the Piddlers hat.
Sake
5
Pho
30
Pad Thai
20
Ultrabright Torch
3
Ammo Box
15
Magic Hat
3
Gypsy Robe
2
Gi
2
Celestial Magnet
15
DPS Meter
5
Lifeform Analyzer
5
Stopwatch
5
Paint Sprayer
10
Brick Layer
10
Portable Cement Mixer
10
Extendo Grip
10
Presserator
10
Black Counterweight
5
Yellow Counterweight
5
Sitting Duck's Fishing Pole
35
Katana
4
Code 1
5
Revolver
10
Gatligator
35
Code 2
25
1.5%
Pulse Bow
45
Obviously they follow the same boss requirments
Pho
Pad Thai
Ultrabright Torch
Ammo Box
Magic Hat
Gypsy Robe
Gi
Celestial Magnet
DPS Meter
Lifeform Analyzer
Stopwatch
Paint Sprayer
Brick Layer
Portable Cement Mixer
Extendo Grip
Presserator
Black Counterweight
Yellow Counterweight
Sitting Duck's Fishing Pole
Katana
Code 1
Revolver
Gatligator
Code 2
Pulse Bow
Obviously they follow the same boss requirments
Copied lines:
"Combination hookah and coffee maker! Also makes julienne fries!"
"A thrift shop? No, I am only selling the highest quality items on the market."
"I don't refund for "buyer's remorse..." Or for any other reason, really."
"If you're looking for junk, then you've come to the wrong place"
"I sell wares from places that might not even exist!"
"Hmm, you look like you could use an angel statue! They slice, dice, and make everything nice!"
"Come and have a look! One pound fish! Very very good! One pound fish!"
"Buy now, and get free shipping!
You want two penny farthings? Make it one and we got a deal."
When Guide is present:
"Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing."
When Clothier is present:
"I only sell what I can get. [Name of Clothier] keeps hounding me for exotic clothing."
When Merchant is present:
"What good are decorations? Why not buy something worth your while?"
"Blue is a useful color. And this is a useful stock"
When Wenston Is Present
"If you're confused, I'm the one you should be buying from"
"Combination hookah and coffee maker! Also makes julienne fries!"
"A thrift shop? No, I am only selling the highest quality items on the market."
"I don't refund for "buyer's remorse..." Or for any other reason, really."
"If you're looking for junk, then you've come to the wrong place"
"I sell wares from places that might not even exist!"
"Hmm, you look like you could use an angel statue! They slice, dice, and make everything nice!"
"Come and have a look! One pound fish! Very very good! One pound fish!"
"Buy now, and get free shipping!
You want two penny farthings? Make it one and we got a deal."
When Guide is present:
"Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing."
When Clothier is present:
"I only sell what I can get. [Name of Clothier] keeps hounding me for exotic clothing."
When Merchant is present:
- "That [Name of Merchant], he really has no appreciation for a really good deal."
- "Many say that parties give you the richest of memories. So buy something and make this memory rich!"
"What good are decorations? Why not buy something worth your while?"
"Blue is a useful color. And this is a useful stock"
When Wenston Is Present
"If you're confused, I'm the one you should be buying from"
Wenston loves his job, but he's much more of an optimist than Winston. He wears a version of the Traveling merchant outfit with splotches of color all over it
Upon death, he drops 3 splotch dye, which puts random explosions of color on the item
Red Team Block
1
Red Team Platform
1
Yellow Team Block
1
Yellow Team Platform
Green Team Block
1
Green Team Platform
1
Blue Team Block
1
Blue Team Platform
1
Pink Team Block
1
Pink Team Platform
1
White Team Block
1
White Team Platform
1
Diamond Ring
2
Fez 3
50
Angel Halo 40
Winter Cape 5
Red Cape 5
Crimson Cloak 5
Mysterious Cape 5
Kimono 1
Water Gun 1
50
Companion Cube 5
Chalice 50
Arcane Rune Wall 2
50
Fancy Dishes 20
Dynasty Wood 50
Red Dynasty Shingles 50
Blue Dynasty Shingles 50
Zebra Skin 1
Leopard Skin 1
Tiger Skin 1
Castle Marsberg 3
Martia Lisa 2
The Truth Is Up There 2
Not a Kid, nor a Squid 3
Acorns 50
Cold Snap 50
Cursed Saint 50
Snowfellas 50
The Season
Red Team Platform
Yellow Team Block
Yellow Team Platform
Green Team Block
Green Team Platform
Blue Team Block
Blue Team Platform
Pink Team Block
Pink Team Platform
White Team Block
White Team Platform
Diamond Ring
Fez 3
Angel Halo 40
Winter Cape 5
Red Cape 5
Crimson Cloak 5
Mysterious Cape 5
Kimono 1
Water Gun 1
Companion Cube 5
Chalice 50
Arcane Rune Wall 2
Fancy Dishes 20
Dynasty Wood 50
Red Dynasty Shingles 50
Blue Dynasty Shingles 50
Zebra Skin 1
Leopard Skin 1
Tiger Skin 1
Castle Marsberg 3
Martia Lisa 2
The Truth Is Up There 2
Not a Kid, nor a Squid 3
Acorns 50
Cold Snap 50
Cursed Saint 50
Snowfellas 50
The Season
Copied Quotes
Combination hookah and coffee maker! Also makes julienne fries!"
"A thrift shop? No, I am only selling the highest quality items on the market."
"I don't refund for "buyer's remorse..." Or for any other reason, really."
"If you're looking for junk, you've come to the wrong place."
"I sell wares from places that might not even exist!"
"Hmm, you look like you could use an Angel Statue! They slice, and dice, and make everything nice!"
"Come and have a look! One pound fish! Very very good! One pound fish!"
"Buy now, and get free shipping!"
"You want two penny farthings!? Make it one and we have a deal."
When Guide is present:
"Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing."
When Clothier is present:
"I only sell what I can get. [Name of Clothier] keeps hounding me for exotic clothing."
When Merchant is present:
"That [Name of Merchant], he really has no appreciation for a really good deal."
During a Party
"Many say that parties give you the richest of memories. So buy something and make this memory rich!"
New Quotes
"Weapons are always outdone, but decoration never loses its value! Buy some today!"
"All colors are pretty colors. Just like my stock!"
When Winston is Present
"I can't believe Winston and I came to the same town!"
Combination hookah and coffee maker! Also makes julienne fries!"
"A thrift shop? No, I am only selling the highest quality items on the market."
"I don't refund for "buyer's remorse..." Or for any other reason, really."
"If you're looking for junk, you've come to the wrong place."
"I sell wares from places that might not even exist!"
"Hmm, you look like you could use an Angel Statue! They slice, and dice, and make everything nice!"
"Come and have a look! One pound fish! Very very good! One pound fish!"
"Buy now, and get free shipping!"
"You want two penny farthings!? Make it one and we have a deal."
When Guide is present:
"Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing."
When Clothier is present:
"I only sell what I can get. [Name of Clothier] keeps hounding me for exotic clothing."
When Merchant is present:
"That [Name of Merchant], he really has no appreciation for a really good deal."
During a Party
"Many say that parties give you the richest of memories. So buy something and make this memory rich!"
New Quotes
"Weapons are always outdone, but decoration never loses its value! Buy some today!"
"All colors are pretty colors. Just like my stock!"
When Winston is Present
"I can't believe Winston and I came to the same town!"
So that's Winston and Wenston, the two brothers that stayed close but lived such different lives. What do you think?
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