Would you date the Mechanic from Terraria?

Would you date the Mechanic?

  • Yes

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • No

    Votes: 17 68.0%
  • Only if she has the right name

    Votes: 2 8.0%

  • Total voters
    25
no no and no just stop she is already in love with that idiot that breaks all my weap-- i mean the goblin tinkerer
 
Why the hecc would you simp for the mechanic? She's a technology geek that doesn't use magic, smh head. Plus she already has the goblin tinkerer.

Only true chads know that the skeleton merchant is the only one you should simp for.
sorry could not hold it in
WHY SIMP FOR THE SKELETON MERCHANT ARE YOU FORGETTING THE BEST ONE???
THE DIRT BLOCK ON THE LEFT!!
 
In theory I could date the mechanic if two things happended.
1. The Goblin tinkerer died in mysterious accident involving cages and the underworld.
2. I would have to like the mechanic.
 
Getting a girlfriend is like getting a cat. It takes time to get used to you. It is needy and wants attention. Most importantly no matter how hard you try you will never get rid of all the shedded hair.
 
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