HotAirBalloon🐿️
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Did you know XNA Won't Download is based on a true story?
In 1920, a man named @TWillyH was working on a time machine that had the ability to travel over a century into the future. After countless years of work, the invention was finished. Eager to change the course of history, TWilly stepped into the machine and set the dial to 2020.
Arriving in the present, TWilly saw nothing but destroyed buildings and poverty. You see, the time machine had caused massive wars and skirmishes between nations hoping to get it. The end result was a wasteland where Earth used to be.
Frightened by what he saw, TWilly rushed to his time machine and set the dial back to 1920 - hoping he could save himself from the apocalypse he was currently in. However, a HotAirBalloon had fallen onto the time machine, destroying TWilly’s life’s work - with him in it! TWilly desperately started up the time machine to return back to his era. He flicked levers and pushed buttons and mashed keys and touched MacGuffins, all of which initiated the process of the Xenobiotic Nantie Appliance, (or XNA for short).
XNA was a special supercomputer designed to soothe any patients from the pain of time travel by playing skibidi toilet ASMR until the time machine user fell asleep and could no longer be affected by any pain. It was the belly of the beast - the most important device in the time machine, and without it meant certain suffering. In order for XNA to operate, it had to connect to a special WiFi service called the “@RainbowPotato.” TWilly took a peek outside, and conveniently there was a fully operating RainbowPotato WiFi warehouse.
TWilly jumped for joy - his sanity would be saved! The scientist quickly rushed back into the time machine and started up the XNA, which started to crackle to life. A screen a few feet away turned on, and TWilly typed in a top secret passkey, @RTdraws, to start up the machine.
A loading bar appeared on the device, and the signals from the warehouse began downloading into the XNA software. 10% done. 15% done. 20% done. 30% done. 50% done. 67% done. 80% done!. 97% done. 98% done. TWilly wept in relief, covering the noise of a nearby explosion. 99% done. Nothing. TWilly waited. Nothing. Curious, he stepped out of his time machine. Perhaps a piece of metal was bent? Maybe a rock was preventing a signal from going through. TWilly was confident that whatever was wrong would be an easy fix.
He was wrong.
To his horror, TWilly saw a giant metal HotAirBalloon stuck to the side of the warehouse. Wario had thrown a giant boulder at the vessel, which had fallen for 67 seconds before finally crashing into the building. The entire facility had nearly collapsed, and everything in it was now completely useless. TWilly rushed back to the time machine, and to his dismay, XNA Wouldn’t Download.
TWilly’s stomach dropped. This was it. The warehouse was destroyed - he couldn’t go back to 1920! He sat down, put his head in his hands, and wept.
The end.
(Oh yeah @ReleaseTheLabubuMovie @TWillyH @RainbowPotato you're in this).
In 1920, a man named @TWillyH was working on a time machine that had the ability to travel over a century into the future. After countless years of work, the invention was finished. Eager to change the course of history, TWilly stepped into the machine and set the dial to 2020.
Arriving in the present, TWilly saw nothing but destroyed buildings and poverty. You see, the time machine had caused massive wars and skirmishes between nations hoping to get it. The end result was a wasteland where Earth used to be.
Frightened by what he saw, TWilly rushed to his time machine and set the dial back to 1920 - hoping he could save himself from the apocalypse he was currently in. However, a HotAirBalloon had fallen onto the time machine, destroying TWilly’s life’s work - with him in it! TWilly desperately started up the time machine to return back to his era. He flicked levers and pushed buttons and mashed keys and touched MacGuffins, all of which initiated the process of the Xenobiotic Nantie Appliance, (or XNA for short).
XNA was a special supercomputer designed to soothe any patients from the pain of time travel by playing skibidi toilet ASMR until the time machine user fell asleep and could no longer be affected by any pain. It was the belly of the beast - the most important device in the time machine, and without it meant certain suffering. In order for XNA to operate, it had to connect to a special WiFi service called the “@RainbowPotato.” TWilly took a peek outside, and conveniently there was a fully operating RainbowPotato WiFi warehouse.
TWilly jumped for joy - his sanity would be saved! The scientist quickly rushed back into the time machine and started up the XNA, which started to crackle to life. A screen a few feet away turned on, and TWilly typed in a top secret passkey, @RTdraws, to start up the machine.
A loading bar appeared on the device, and the signals from the warehouse began downloading into the XNA software. 10% done. 15% done. 20% done. 30% done. 50% done. 67% done. 80% done!. 97% done. 98% done. TWilly wept in relief, covering the noise of a nearby explosion. 99% done. Nothing. TWilly waited. Nothing. Curious, he stepped out of his time machine. Perhaps a piece of metal was bent? Maybe a rock was preventing a signal from going through. TWilly was confident that whatever was wrong would be an easy fix.
He was wrong.
To his horror, TWilly saw a giant metal HotAirBalloon stuck to the side of the warehouse. Wario had thrown a giant boulder at the vessel, which had fallen for 67 seconds before finally crashing into the building. The entire facility had nearly collapsed, and everything in it was now completely useless. TWilly rushed back to the time machine, and to his dismay, XNA Wouldn’t Download.
TWilly’s stomach dropped. This was it. The warehouse was destroyed - he couldn’t go back to 1920! He sat down, put his head in his hands, and wept.
The end.
(Oh yeah @ReleaseTheLabubuMovie @TWillyH @RainbowPotato you're in this).
