YOU are bob!

Sky High

Ice Queen
A game... from a forum... that I put on another forum... and is now here.

1. The story is about a boy named Bob. He is the main character, and nobody else is. If another character pops up, they are not, and will never be a main character in our story.
2. When continuing the story, you have to choose one of the options laid out for you by the last poster, and continue the story from there.
3. When continuing the story, you will try to not overdo yourself by writing a large wall of text or just making the story as confusing as you can. Jokes are okay, but things can easily get out of hand.
4. You... Don't kill Bob.
5. Don't create any spam!
6. Making one of the options say "choose another option" or something like that is strictly forbidden, but I'm not sure if anyone was actually gonna do that, just wanted to make sure.
7. Oh, and make sure you make more than one option so that it's more fun for TNP.
8. DON'T DOUBLE POST.

Bob sees a man. he:
A. Punches him.
B. Shows him a picture of dinosaurs
C. Accuses him for having a hat.
 
(B) Bob sees a man. He shows him a picture of dinosaurs.
The man isn't impressed enough, however. Bob decides to:

A. Choose another option Bugger off.
B. Punch him.
C. Show him a picture of toddlers.
 
(B) He punches the man, but the man blocks it so Bob:

A. Punches him again.
B. Runs away.
C. Swears revenge on him.
 
(C) Bob swears revenge on the man, but now the man's trying to punch Bob! Bob:
A: Dodges.
B: Punches the man.
C: Roundhouse kicks the man in the temple.
 
A: Bob flees, but now is in a mysterious forest and is lost! Bob:


(A) Sits down and accepts the fact he is doomed
(B) Starts punching trees
(C) Yells "I NEED DIRECTIONS"
 
(A) Bob accepts his fate, when suddenly:

(A) A huge lucky cat falls from the sky
(B) Paul Bunyan comes chopping through the forest
(C) The man reappears again
 
B: Paul Bunyan comes through, and swings his axe at Bob. Bob,

(A) Ducks and dodges the axe.
(B) Stays still where he is.
(C) Eats his emergency banana secretly stored in his pocket.
 
(C) Bob eats his emergency banana, and suddenly...

A. The world implodes
B. Bob can fly
C. Bob becomes even slower than he was before
 
(B): Bob can fly now, but he has to use a makeshift pair of wings made of banana peels.
Bob:

A: Attempts to use the peelwings.
C: Breaks the 4th Wall to point out the missing second option and throws the wings away in the process.
 
Bob attempts to use the peelwings, but he's exactly one peel short! He notices that Paul is eating a banana, but the peel might be too big. He...

Attempts to get the peel from Paul Bunyan
Attempts to Beat up Paul Bunyan
Finds a way to Create more banana peels
 
C: Bob pulls out his ever-convenient Magic Banana Peel Maker Pocket Edition(TM) and makes a new banana peel. Now Bob:

(A) Throws the peel at Paul Bunyan
(B) Finish his Peel Wings
(C) Fall asleep.
 
(C) Bob becomes strangely drowsy from waves emitted by the Magic Banana Peel Maker Pocket Edition (TM). Paul proceeds to:

(A) Spontaneously die
(B) Sleep next to Bob
(C) Have a mid-life crisis
 
(C) He has a midlife crisis, but through it he gains all the knowledge of:

(A) Life, the Universe, and Everything.
(B) Why his name is actually Bob.
(C) How the Last Post Wins became so ridiculous.
 
(B)ob realizes he's called Bob...because @Sky High said so! Suddenly...

(A) The world ends
(B)ob suddenly has a burst assault rifle with a scope (Epic rarity)
(C) Absolutely nothing happens!
 
(C) absolutely nothing happens to Bob, because he broke the forth wall and realized that good ol' Trash Boat's last post was about PAUL. BOB proceeds to:

(A) Meditate on this
(B) Forget this entirely
(C) Breakdance intensely
 
(C) Bob Breakdances intensely. So intensely, Paul combusts. Bob:
A: Keeps dancing.
B: Helps Paul.
C: Crawls through the wall he broke.
 
(B) Bob attempts to help the poor soul by gathering his remaining pieces. After he does so, he proceeds to:

(A) Duct tape him back together
(B) Tape his ducts back together
(C) Tape a duck and his parts together
 
(B) He tapes his ducts back together, only to find a ___ in the middle of the duct tape.

(A) A porcupine
(B) A semicolon
(C) Bob Ross
 
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