A & B: He ends up in alaska for some reason and starts a snail farm when
A, a horde of evil giant tater tots arrive with an ultimatum
B, It rains the dangerous acidic material known as dihydrogen monoxide
C, A scottish baguette wearing lederhosen drinks gin and sings the spanish national anthem
D, All of the above.
F, Same as D but bob's head implodes from the lack of E