YOU are bob!

A. Terrified, bob

A. Turns into a pink fluffy unicorn
B. Eats the entire population of the planet he is on
C. Leaves the galaxy and goes back to earth
 
C. After Returning, He Realizes That He Was Gone For 5000 Years. Bob...

A. Finds A Hologram Of Doctor Rodney Mckay Explaining How To Get Back (And What Happened While He Was Gone)
B. Finds A Stargate And Dials It And Is Magically Logically Transported 5001 Years In The Past.
C. Punches Himself.
D. Cancels The Simpsons. (Yes, Even After 5000 Years, People Are Still Into That.)
E. Just Falls Down
F. I Smash Into The Room And Punch Him 99999 Times.
G. Punches The Hologram.
H. I Smash Into The Room And Stand In The Middle Of The Room Like An Idiot.
I. Makes Horrible Fan Fiction Stories. (Like, REEEALLY Bad.)
 
D. Bob becomes a necromancer and revives the thread,

He then C. mcimxiuajduad8ehfefrfrtfcbusniajd. The void understands this, and sends him into a forest.

He can:

A. Try to go back to the void
B. Enroll at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
c. Go find the man with the hat again.
 
B
Hogwarts responded

A: A letter of acceptance
B: Rejection
C: Turning him into another species
 
Bob 'The Rock' Bob decides to A. Throw himself at someone else.

He throws himself at:
A. Dumbledore
B. Harry Potter
C. A random horse called Mrs. Flubberghast
 
A. He then:

A - Gets himself swarmed by Oblivion Guards for breaking the law.
B - Sees Snape shouting Avada Kedavra even though Dumbledore is dead.
C - Sees the reality fall apart.
 
C

He then:

A: Eats the pieces of reality that fall apart
B: Puts reality back together
C: Mix and match the pieces of reality.
 
(C)
He mixes and shuffles reality, but when he finishes, he's suddenly surrounded by seven Voldemorts! Next, he shall:

A: Do a battle roar and carelessly charge in front of the Voldemorts.
B: Use a random weapon in his pocket, and uses it against the Voldemorts.
C: Rearrange the pieces of reality for again.
 
Do a battle roar and carelessly charge the in front of the Voldemorts
Next, he shall:
A. Gregga greggreg g r e g
B. Regret his decision
C. Take on all the Voldemorts like a bad:red:
 
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