You get 1 mount from Terraria in real life, what are you choosing?

MoultonLava

Torch God
This can be any mount in the game, and they will work exactly as the do in game. I'm taking Witch's Broom for obvious reasons (infinite flight and ease of use), what about you?
 
Stumpy from pumpkin moon
Gotta love running at 80mph with untold acceleration and easily able to stop, without needing fuel, and able to be used just about anywhere.
 
Stumpy from pumpkin moon
Gotta love running at 80mph with untold acceleration and easily able to stop, without needing fuel, and able to be used just about anywhere.
imagine the police trying to catch you, that's impossible
 
Stumpy from pumpkin moon
Gotta love running at 80mph with untold acceleration and easily able to stop, without needing fuel, and able to be used just about anywhere.
what if you accidently fall off lmao

I would either go Witch's Broom or Golf Cart (It would just be a regular golf cart that I could maybe sell for some $)
 
I think 90% of mounts I'd just get myself killed trying to use them and falling off or crashing into something, so I'd go with Lilith's Necklace. Who doesn't want to turn into a wolf at will?
 
I'd go with the Cosmic Car Keys. It would be so cool to stroll around on a UFO, even if it's not as fast as some other options.
 
I think 90% of mounts I'd just get myself killed trying to use them and falling off or crashing into something, so I'd go with Lilith's Necklace. Who doesn't want to turn into a wolf at will?
me. What if you forget how to turn back

Honestly, I now agree with Benry Gaming, I'd choose Cosmic Car Key. If I was on Witches Broom I would definitely fall off.
 
I’m probably also taking witches broom. Though the Queen Slime Saddle (whatever it’s called) would be cool too.
 
Gelatinous Pillion. Imagine rolling up on a winged slime
 
Gelatinous Pillion. Imagine rolling up on a winged slime
Actually, I might go with that one as well. It would be absoloutly hilarious to pull up to a really serious event in that
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Basilisk because I would want it as a pet (fast acceleration and good handling is just a bonus.)
 
Probably going to go with Cute Fishron. It doesn't travel as fast as a car, but it can fly so it can take the most direct route to its destination rather than navigating roads, so it'll still be pretty fast. When it's raining though, it  does move as fast as a car, and it can  still fly!

Maintenance sounds a bit rough though, I'd likely need a pond or pool in my back yard to keep it from dehydrating. The volume of fish required to keep it fed is also probably quite large.

Edit: on second thought I think UFO is a better option. Cute Fishron is a living creature, meaning I can't just park him outside the grocery store like I can a car without consequence. A UFO isn't alive and requires a key to operate, so I can just park that thing anywhere I please. I also wouldn't need a pond or a hilarious volume of fish (I WOULD need fuel though, but I already need that in the real world anyway so nothing would really change).
 
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while i would also say the broom, the stability concerns are definitely valid and i'd also take the UFO over it as well
and hey, it can travel to other celestial bodies (seeing as it comes from Martians) albeit veeeeeeeery slowly compared to an actual IRL spacecraft (maybe it has some interplanetary boost mode or something, i dunno)
 
If modded stuff allowed, Auric Car Key because
YHARIM CAR
YHARIM CAR
YHARIM CAR
 
The Broomstick seems like it would be best, but there's a lot to consider like balance. That's probably way harder than it seems. Also, unless you weigh like 80 pounds that thing is gonna break
 
Realizing that the Broom may not support me, so Cosmic Car Key or Cute Fishron. the CCK for more controlled flight, CF for faster flight and an adorable companion
 
Either Witch's Broom or Cute Fishron.
 
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