You must save or kill the user above you

[Streyll]

I can't do anything about that, so I'm afraid I'll just have to let you die.

I am being shot at dragon hunters.

 

[WorMortar]

That sentence is grammatically wrong, so now I'll leave you be.

I'm choking on a metal piece.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

I use the heimloch manuever

I'm hanging from a bridge,someone tied me there.

 

[toenailcringulus]

I rescue you
I saw only 1 future were terraria gets a 1.5 update now I’m sad

 

[WorMortar]

I teleport you to that future by forcing you into the 4th wall, where all your dreams are. Bye!

I'm gonna go the death row for killing children.

 

[toenailcringulus]

L
Hahahahahaahahha now I have no voice box because I laughed to much

 

[WorMortar]

Enough said. (Get the pun?)

SCP 173 is next to me and I'm gonna blink.

 

[toenailcringulus]

I get you some tape for your eyelids
I am bleeding out and need tape to close the wound

 

[WorMortar]

I take the tape off my eyelids and give them to you.

I blinked next to 173.

 

[toenailcringulus]

I use the item frame duplication glitch and dupe the tape giving some to you
I get banned for promoting exploits and glitches

 

[WorMortar]

I cover up for you saying it was a bug.

Now the dev team banned me.

 

[toenailcringulus]

I dupe platinum coins and bribe cenx to let you go at the cost of my ability to see orange red and yellow (the colors of mangos)
I ram into another car because stoplights are red

 

[Yoop90-]

well your probably already dead from that so i'll just leave you too it

i'm being attacked by deadpool

 

[toenailcringulus]

I take thing to literally now he’s a dead water pool
But water lava and I’m standing in the water/lava

 

[Yoop90-]

i push you into the water then pull you out

dragons are attacking me for some reason

 

[toenailcringulus]

I click on them and now the are subdued because everyone knows clicking dragons makes them sleep
Try not laugh videos exist and I’m stuck in a endless vortex

 

[Yoop90-]

i show you a sad video and you're all better ( i think)

help im becoming a U

 

[Streyll]

I don't know how to help with that, so I'l just shoot you.

Now I'm about to be executed for shooting someone.

 

[toenailcringulus]

haha noob
I get banned and sentenced to death for being toxic

 

[Evil Ghost Lady]

I don't like rude people so I let you die.

It is March 31st and Nintendo mistook me for Mario and is trying to kill me.