Your Answer to Everything

[Thebeatbat1139]

If somebody starts a question with who, what, where, when, why, or how, what can you instantly answer with? Like a sarcastic answer.
Mine are...
Who...
Cthulhu.
What...
Stuff.
Where...
France.
Why...
Because logic.
How...
Magic.
What do you sometimes instantly answer..?

 

[Cheerio]

Who...
People.
What...
Things.
Where...
Under there.
Why...
Because reasons.
How...
Don't ask me, I can't explain stuff.

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

Who...
People.
What...
Things.
Where...
Under there.
Why...
Because reasons.
How...
Don't ask me, I can't explain stuff.

Wonderful examples.
Sometimes, people ask you a stupid question and you have to give a stupid answer.

 

[Cheerio]

oh, I do have two more:

Will you...
Okay.
Can you...
Okay.

 

[Nobody Important]

Usually my response to any of those is an irritated glare at them. That or a blank stare because they don't realize I'm not actually awake.

 

[Seeker]

Who.
Her.
What.
It.
Where.
Somewhere.
Why.
It had to be done.
How.
The Vex did it.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

(not really...)

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

(not really...)

Why the not really? That's a perfect one.

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Why the not really? That's a perfect one.

Because I've never actually used it in my entire life, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title

 

[Swordbomb]

This is my Answer to everything, otherwise...

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

This is my Answer to everything, otherwise...

I knew that was coming.

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

Because I've never actually used it in my entire life, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title

Just try it.
"Why is the sky blue?"

 

[Varsia]

Who?
Somebody.
What?
Meh.
When?
I don't care.
Where?
Somewhere.
Why?
Meh.
How?
I don't bloody know, do I?

 

[Conjo344]

The Government.

 

[Thebeatbat1139]

The Government.

"Why is the sky blue?"
The government.
"What's the meaning of life?"
The government.
You dun good, son.

 

[Varsia]

The Government.

How do I change a light bulb?
The government.

 

[CraftedNightmare Here!]

Why is it raining?

I'm a bear, !

 

[Nardia]

Good enough!
Quite literally my answer to everything.

 

[Da kevin]

42,the answer to the universe, live and everything

 

[Techhunter_Talon]

Question: Why?
My response: Wynaut?

Question: How?
My Response: Muffin Button

Just to name a few.