Your lord and saviour has arrived.

[Mr. Maric]

okay - look.

some stuff went down like two years ago, but that's all in the past, and im a good boy now, so yall need to just take a chill pill and chillax, jesus. All i'm tryin to say is that if you want to get into maric-heaven, the only true heaven, then you gotta accept me into your heart, mind, and soul (and buttocks).

peace out, homie

and other things that the cool kids of today may or may not say

here's some fan art of me and a dedicated fan, by the way.

you're welcome.

 

[darthmorf]

um.... I'm scared

 

[Gmayor61]

*swoons*
where do we deposit our wet pantsus?

 

[Red H2O]

I feel like I missed something. This is basically like reading the Naruto manga, and you skip 50 novels, but everything is okay because 1) it's so repetitive that you barely notice, and 2) the Naruto manga sucked to begin with.

With that confused analogy out of the way, hi.

 

[Jill]

I can't say that I'm not pleased to see you arrive...! (Hah! Double negative - already trying to psych you out.)

Here, have a somewhat-appropriate gif!

 

[Baconfry]

When I'm all grown up, I wanna be just like you!