Hi. I'm 288062, but you might know me as Dark Gear, Green_Metaknight, or LexaayKirby92.
The main reason I made this introduction is so that I can show off my previous pfps.
Editing this is getting a bit laggy, so the rest will go in the second post.
"Brother, your heart will stop if you do not subscribe!!"
-EoC
"I will become a hermit and live in the mountains"
-Redigit
"amogus"
-Redigit
We do not control your rights.
We cannot stop your army.
After careful consideration
Even cats eat the internet.
We have the best
Information technology systems
It is used to control cats
every minute
long cycle
TV interviews are not a problem...
Why are cats the new weapon?
He answered:
Because I love cats
... are you seriously ill?
I read what you wrote
strange... strange
I forgot how bad my writing was.
This was my biggest mistake.
I don't know who to write to...
I remember my childhood
I want to be the first player
now...
Now I want to become a millionaire and CEO.
Email service
I think
if you have money
You don't need love, do you?
Good
But the answer is…
I have something to tell you.
"Battle Cat" is really good.
that in
-Orchamut
"Daniel Tiger is going to be fat."
-My sister
"it has come to my attention that my IQ is less than 0.06"
Im_ConfuzzledCobalt
"How many more extremely situational memes do you have"
-EoC
"get over here and commit another death"
-Esther
"I AM NOT ON DRUGS!"
-Glasia
"I'll put it under Spoiler in case you would not desire to know"
-Doylee
"Ghostbusters was the best thing I have seen all week lol and the movie is just a bunch more than the movie and the characters were so much more than what they had before it came on and the characters just had to make up their minds and they had a good story to it and I was so excited for the story but it wasn't a bad thing and it wasn't even a good thing to be a movie and it wasn't good for the plot but I just felt bad that I was watching the movies because it wasn't that good for the story I just felt so good at the end and it wasn't really that bad I was like I just wanted it to make sense."
-Redigit (Probably)
"i love fortnite if i had a son i would sell him for vbucks"
-Maladriot
"308183 309455"
-Orchamut
"B complex vitamins are actually 12 different vitamins that are candy corn, which is why you must get them every day."
-Joe Biden
"Food texture additives can make food more artificial, such as gum cancer and allergy."
-Joe Biden
"I smell bad."
-My sister
"No you don't."
-Me, in response to my sister saying "I smell bad."
"Face brain moment"
-My brother
"I WILL EAT YOUR PHONE!!!"
-My sister
"I see you have committed explosion"
-Esther
"Father, prepare yourself."
-Banana
"a bug in the system is represented by exploding."
-Leaffen
"Bananamongus Gucci."
-Me
"Trail of the insane? I want to go on a safe trail, like the one with all the food on the floor that you can eat."
-Handsomesquirrel
"The depression's a free bonus with your subscription."
-Mecha_Twitchy
"you are the sus impostor terrarian. you are a mojang fortnite llama employee in disguise"
-Me
"You can say that now, but just wait until I summon all my generic buddies from Generic City™."
-Generic Main Protagonist (R.I.P.)
"Congratulations "
-Spam Bot
"An 'acceptable level of unemployment' means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job."
-Anonymous
"(Meat buckler)" -Fluxx
"Thread locled"
-Tunnel King
"There's no Bill of Rights in TCF."
-Handsomesquirrel's brother
"You forgot the amongus skeld baka HD gucci chandelier tree. (In the Skeld)"
-Me
"Stubborn characters will die forever."
-AdamChromeE
"I painted yellow."
-AdamChromeE
"They look: Shine (8 subway)"
-AdamChromeE
"seriousness: Press UP to change importance (3 subway)"
-AdamChromeE
"What is up, titan gamers"
-AdamChromeE
"We are so back right now."
-ilikecheese
"EDIT: ninja'd by TK."
-Darthmorf
"ceiling of skin"
-StrawberryStealer
"Aurora.EXE has stopped working."
-Banana
"I guess saying dumb things isn't always funny."
-My brother
"The media has correctly predicted 36 of the last 2 recessions."
-Zig Ziglar
"The Scraggler really IS my cousin!"
-Me
"Break all of your bones."
-My sister
"This is what happen wen you don't use a comma"
-Someone in the comments of one of the songs in The Flash Season 3 OST
"I mean imagine, for example, how TK would feel if out of nowhere there was a new rule
saying you're not allowed to let personal prejudices influence moderation choices..."
-Orchamut
"i guess guide died for eating TOO MUCH HEALTHY"
-Somebody on reddit
"The conversation post limit needs to be lifted."
-George Washington
"In soviet Russia, gold mines you."
-Orchamut
"I'm tone-deaf"
-My sister
"I will contact you privately about this"
-Tunnel King
"The ninth letter of the modern English alphabet perceives with its eye that the ninth letter of the modern English alphabet was responsible for a dispute, especially a public one, between sides holding opposing views."
-Me
"The Knight of a Higher level recognizes that the ninth letter of the English alphabet has perceived that he has caused a dispute between opposing public views."
-EoC
"The one or ones being addressed perceive through the sense of touch an evil person who is present looking or observing them attentively or carefully..."
-Me
"The organ of vision or of light sensitivity derived or coming from; originating at or from a cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft holds or maintains consciousness or awareness of something as a possession, privilege, or entitlement!"
-Me
"I talked about V8 with my therapist"
-Handsomesquirrel
"BotB releasing in 2034"
-EoC
"With your 2 3D eyes that only see in 2D and use the 2 2D images to pretend you can see in 3D?"
-Me
"I sold my oldest son"
-R.G. LeTourneau
"Work smarter, not harder."
-Redigit
"You need hearing un-aids."
-My sister, talking to me
"Your feet looks like it ate too many cheetos!"
-My sister
"His teeth made him explode."
-Me
"Batman and Death double boss fight is the final boss of real life. On the good route that is. On the evil route, the final boss is Red Cross.
But after you beat Red Cross, you realize that you just beat up someone who was violating the Geneva convention,
and you realize that you were actually on the 'Route that looks like the evil route but is actually the good route in disguise' route."
-Me
"I'm the final boss."
-My mom
"Daniel Tiger explored Canada and the Saint Lawrence river."
-Me
"I have overflowed the integer limit."
-Me
"I'm dreaming of a Christmas in the mall that has a slide that leads to the garbage."
-Me
"Join our church-league softball team, it's like regular softball, but with cannibalism."
-Me
"These water shoes are SO COMFORTABLE! It's like stepping on legos."
-Me
"If doing everything post-Golem with a UFO mount is wrong, I don't want to be right."
-Me
"I am a dungeon,"
-The dungeon outside the capital
"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."
-Captain Holt (From Brooklyn 99)
"I love eating expired cheese."
-Me
"You can't spell 'life' without 'fire',"
-Tom Knowles
"BAMBOO THAT CAN'T FLY IS JUST A SPROUT!"
-Tom Knowles
"There is no good or evil... There is only power, and those too weak to seek it!"
-Voldemort
"Is there a point to discussing this? There isn't, right? Bickering just adds stress, and stress is bad for the skin."
-Innocent Zero's 4th son
"Maybe there's like, a France Cult in this town."
-Me
"Lol, can you stop losing already?"
-Innocent Zero's 4th son
"Previously... Mash enrolled the vice-principal of Easton in the earth. After 3 semesters, he graduated from the earth and is now very skilled."
-Me
"Well, well, well... Look who 'made it' to the summit. Thought you were really clever, didn't you? 'How can I cheat the system for my own benefit?', you thought.
Or, in layman's terms: 'Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me'. Despicable."
-Mr. Qi
"The devil is the OG internet troll."
-Someone at my church's teen group that meets on Wednesday evenings
"Hello, cat! What seems to be the problem?"
-K'thcali'osh, talking to Deca
“Man cannot create a species, but he can destroy one.”
-James Buckley
“I didn’t get to be a six-star general by listening to NERDS!”
-BrainPop
“Yeah, jets are fast… But family’s faster.”
-Tom Toretto
“Who needs gravity… When you have FAMILY?”
-Tom Toretto
“Tom Toretto. You took everything from me… All I wanted was to open an ice cream shop, but on my opening day…
YOU CRASHED FIVE TANKS INTO IT. It’s about time you ran out of gas…”
-Idk who said this
“I hate snow. It’s course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
-Me
“Idea guys are a diamond dozen.”
-Surge the Tenrec
“If you’re so advanced, where are your hands?”
-Mega Man
“Spears will stab into the misguided ideals of the elite”
-A person in a Mega Man comic
“Do your schoolwork and get ready for school and get ready to go to school for your schoolwork so you can do your schoolwork before they find you and take your carand then come to your house”
-My brother
“Have you ever been a [BIG SHOT]?”
-Spamton
“Nuh uh.”
-The person who’s fighting Spamton
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO?”
-Spamton
“the people in prison get reprogrammed so they’re safe again”
-Mega Man
“How do you think Sonic becomes Super Sonic? Where do you think the Chaos Emeralds go? Into his stomach.”
-My sister
“This is a videogame, not a religion.”
-My sister
“Maybe he was an old man when he was a baby.”
-My brother
“Don’t call me I’m doing this that! Rock is a to protect YOU, weak little robot! And everybody else! I’m MEGA MAN! I’ll teach Quick Man I can beat any and Dr. Wily to NEVER Robot Master! Hurt ANYONE EVER! EVEN Quick Man! I’ll PROVE IT! AGAIN!”
-Mega Man
“That’s ominous. There’s a bunch of vultures hanging out in front of a daycare place. It’s as if they’re waiting to eat the children.”
-My sister
“Why are you wearing a mask, did you rob a bank or something?"
-The pastor at my church
“Hurting people just because I’ve been hurt… will only perpetuate the cycle of violence.”
-The genie from MASHLE
“Good morning, everyone! Thank you for coming out today for Light Labs’ most important product unveiling in the history of …well… ever! Over the last I believe the field …And by working hard century, advances in of robotics can be alongside them, I robotics have pushed further. That believe we can achieve brought us a new WE can be pushed more than a better era of better further for the tomorrow. I believe services and safer betterment of man- we can achieve a work environments, kind AND robot-kind.
PERFECT tomorrow.
And have afforded us new luxuries. By pushing the boundaries of modern but that robotics… Is not enough.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next generation of robots— The ROBOT MASTERS!
GUTS MAN —who will CUT MAN oversee —who will land oversee reclamation in forestry hazardous management! Conditions!
ICE MAN BOMB MAN —who will —who will push arctic revolutionize and ant-demolition arctic exploration and excavation practices! To new horizons.
FIRE MAN and ELEC —whose MAN incinerator —who will functions rewrite will promote the book on waste power management! Reduction!
These robot masters will all have advanced A.I. systems that will allow them to perform complex tasks, interact with people, and direct other robots in their duties.
I’ll now be happy to answer your questions.”
-Doctor Light
“Just because it was brutally murdered by its horrible sequel, and its grave was stomped on by its horrible sequel, doesn’t mean it’s a bad show.”
-Me
“The moon is the alien”
-My sister
“A foghorn hurts the fog’s ears and the fog runs away.”
-My sister
“skeld”
-Eyeofthecosmos
“Let us fight! Man versus tiny baby man!”
-Vile
“In context moment”
-My brother
“Taxes should be tax-exempt since they’re a form of charitable giving.”
-Me
“I wrote Blues’ coding myself, but he’s always had a special spark to him —and it was a blown fuse! Haha!”
-Doctor Light, in response to a reporter asking him what made Proto Man so special.
“I’M A MEGA MAN NOW.”
-X
“The answer to that can be found in a cost-benefit analysis,”
-Dr. Jay L. Wile
“*throws hair in disgust*”
-Me
“You will not eat, sleep, and breathe this game.”
-My mom
“How are you even a teenager?”
-My sister, after I told her that I had gotten my first pimple.
“Does the Keto diet require you to eat an entire cow every day?”
-My mom, talking to my dad.
“Are you the hulk? Because you’re green, green, green!”
-One of the teachers at the Sunday school thingy that’s at my church
“I hate the outdoors. It’s gross. There’s nothing important out there, for real.”
-The pastor at my church’s teen group
“In planning for battle I have found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.”
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Among us.”
-Peter Petrelli, in the intro of Heroes season 1.
“Among us.”
-Mohinder Suresh, in the intro of Heroes season 2.
“Pogo Man”
-Vector the Crocodile
“Here, have some [EYE HURTING JUICE]. The [PAIN] will reduce the [BLEEDING].”
-My brother
“Feed my starving children”
-One of the leaders of American Heritage Girls
“Are you still complaining about free cake?”
-My mom, talking to my sister.
“THERE’S NOTHING ‘LOL’ ABOUT ‘RIP’.”
-A smart person
“I DID NOT COME HERE TO DISCUSS LINGUISTICS,”
-Galactus
“Democracy is for STUPID BABIES!”
-Captain America
“Democracy is wrong and must be stopped!!”
-Captain America
“You did.”
-Me, in response to my sister asking me who invented skill issue.
“YOU WILL RESPECT DOOM’S PERSONAL SPACE.”
-Doctor Doom
“I’VE BEEN PATIENT. AT DOCTOR!!!”
-My brother
“Being awesome is boring and stupid!”
-A person in a Marvel comic
“Now we will go to jail, where you will sit alone in a room until the epiphany arrives that doing crimes is a bad idea.”
-Brain Drain
“People are just too lazy to start a war now.”
-My sister
“Sounds like you need the pest-repelling power… of MOSQUITO MAN!”
-Mosquito Man
“My child, do not go along with them. Do not do what they do.”
-Proverbs 1:15
“among us”
-Jesus
(He said among us in Luke 22:21 in NLT, but idk if he said it in any other translation.)
"Simply hearing this caused my logic systems to have a critical runtime error."
-Charon
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Editing this is getting a bit laggy, so the rest will go in the second post.
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