Not saying I don't have other friends - I do. Sorry if this offended any of you, it was not meant to be against anyone.
Well, let's change that. I can be a good friend. If you want. You probably don't want that, but that's okay. How's it going?
Puns can be difficult when you have to make them up on the fly. I KNOW PENGUINS CAN'T FLY DANG IT THEY'RE STILL BIRDS
Sorry if this offended any of you, it was not meant to be against anyone.