Commander Crocket Sep 16, 2016 Perhaps if this was an actual thing in Smash, I'd pick it up more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
Perhaps if this was an actual thing in Smash, I'd pick it up more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
Commander Crocket Sep 16, 2016 Insomnia can improve your math, as you spend all night calculating how many hours of sleep you'll salvage if you fell asleep right now.
Insomnia can improve your math, as you spend all night calculating how many hours of sleep you'll salvage if you fell asleep right now.
Commander Crocket Sep 14, 2016 ...and that's the last time I try to test Captain Falcon's patellar reflex.
Commander Crocket Sep 13, 2016 I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instincts kick in.
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instincts kick in.
Commander Crocket Sep 12, 2016 So, a jumper cable walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
So, a jumper cable walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Commander Crocket Sep 10, 2016 Just went to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
Just went to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
Commander Crocket Sep 9, 2016 "Maybe... with what little power I have... I can save some high quality rips to my PC." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3U7Bq7pQs0
"Maybe... with what little power I have... I can save some high quality rips to my PC." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3U7Bq7pQs0
Commander Crocket Sep 9, 2016 When I look back, I see how far I've come... and the fact that most, if not all of the 11,000 likes I have to my name is due to posting
When I look back, I see how far I've come... and the fact that most, if not all of the 11,000 likes I have to my name is due to posting
Qui Devorat Sep 9, 2016 http://m.imgur.com/tkonSpQ @aWolfen Booorrrnnnn tooooo bee willd..... #WocketLikeAHurricane
Commander Crocket Sep 8, 2016 There's an old folk legend that states that if you're unable to go to sleep, it's because you are wide awake in somebody else's dream...
There's an old folk legend that states that if you're unable to go to sleep, it's because you are wide awake in somebody else's dream...
Commander Crocket Sep 7, 2016 What utter bollocks today's 'much anticipated' Death Battle turned out to be. [cont'd] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8EnpEQMsY
What utter bollocks today's 'much anticipated' Death Battle turned out to be. [cont'd] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT8EnpEQMsY
Commander Crocket Sep 7, 2016 Something I don't tell most people is that I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, but then I was born, and everything was easier.
Something I don't tell most people is that I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, but then I was born, and everything was easier.
Commander Crocket Sep 6, 2016 Unboxed two Strange Flair!'s a while ago, and decided to apply this decal to one of them.
Commander Crocket Sep 6, 2016 If every day is a gift from God, then I'll be sure to demand a refund for all the crappy ones.