ConsumerOfAll
Terrarian
There was going to be a JOE buffing attempt here, but really, after talking this over with my friends and with urging from my moral compass, it's safe to say...
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Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins
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JOEbob
Terrarian
9/25 sunlight +1 consumer
5/50 the first ally
Ouroboros Knife /\/ = Okami (Level 20: 9/11)
Ouroboros Knife && Bow = Serpent Eating the Clouds (Level 20: 8/11)
+1 overlordof +1 walker
grins
so consumer changed their mind, which means my actions below have no relevance.
as such, please redirect them into saning any entitys that where initially PZ.
ANYONE countering me, please change your posts and don't counter my action, as I have no reason to do it, due to consumers lost interest.
as I understand it, the action that I was hired to preform is 'stab roxxane & tazz with the ouroboros knife, focus more on roxxane'. since I don't have much to do in most other games, I have decided to focus on this for a while.
I believe the purpose was they wish to kill or otherwise impede roxxane and tazz specifically, as opposed to damage yukki-chan.
Real world JOE discovers that someone is, apparently, using a 50 charge to stop him.
as such, he decides also to not spend several more hours animating.
However, he does hand trickle a copy of the ouroboros knife.
And then the above happens and I redirect the post entirely
there is a decent chance that I will change what it is redirected to a second time before dop.
5/50 the first ally
Ouroboros Knife /\/ = Okami (Level 20: 9/11)
Ouroboros Knife && Bow = Serpent Eating the Clouds (Level 20: 8/11)
+1 overlordof +1 walker
grins
so consumer changed their mind, which means my actions below have no relevance.
as such, please redirect them into saning any entitys that where initially PZ.
ANYONE countering me, please change your posts and don't counter my action, as I have no reason to do it, due to consumers lost interest.
oh, before I forget:
I'm only doing this because I get paid.
heh heh heh.
JOE receives a transmission from... someone. the one who consumes, the one who dared, the one who claims the death of the witch.
they give him an offer. his help, for a handsome reward. his help in an action that, strategically, seems to have no major downsides to him.
his help, to kill a witch, as they would probably say.
he checks his assets.
a decent post of his own, redirected as a selfbuff.
the help of the consumer, focused and charged.
his own, normal strength.
the ouroboros knife, weapon of mind.
oh, and lets not forget:
Time, time to animate and time to write.
He accepts and another self drops from the sky
"hello other me!"
"Hello"
"come to do my dirty work for little reason?"
"of coral, for sharks, dolphinatly."
"right..."
Other JOE looks around and notices a glowing indigo wisp, and recalls a paper airplane. its by no means a guarantee, but its worth a shot at least. JOE walks towards the wisp, unsheathes the knife, and attempts to enter the wisp, pushing just his hand through first.
if this succeeds, he looks over his shoulder and sees a slightly warped version of annis, beckoning them over to join him, and leaps through. if it fails, he still sees them, but asks their help tearing open a path, then trys to enter. If still this fails, he hands them a duplicate of the knife and they both leap through or past the barriers protecting yukki-chan before both stabbing their knives into yukki's chests, entering the mindscape.
this time, there is no army of dolls, as shadow roxxane has been defeated. however, just in case, JOE enters inside the middle section where everyone is, as opposed to the edges, and casts an "anti army of dolls" spell.
have I mentioned that he HATES tickles in all variety?
no?
well, he does, and that will certainly make him go above and beyond in this battle.
the initiation.
if the animation did not properly display, go to this:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/b7csvb2uha4yyoa/ezgif.com-resize.gif?dl=0
details of note:
the pink& green are the bodys that were mentioned in the storypost.
the blue thing uses the color paint refers to as indigo, and represents the wisp.
roxxan is crying.
the guy on the left is Tazz.
the warped annis clone rips his mind-legs off with an ouroboros knife because their insane. more then usual, that is.
roxxanes red orb thing is blocked by a large bone.
the gold energy from annisclone is supposed to be godmodding. it is used to prevent Tazz from using thyme majyks and trap him.
the thing on top that goes across is like, one of those things where theres a closeup of a character before they do a special move.
except it gets used to crush annisclone and obscure the possibility of tazz's survival.
Also, this isis not done Will never be complete properly.
I'm only doing this because I get paid.
heh heh heh.
JOE receives a transmission from... someone. the one who consumes, the one who dared, the one who claims the death of the witch.
they give him an offer. his help, for a handsome reward. his help in an action that, strategically, seems to have no major downsides to him.
his help, to kill a witch, as they would probably say.
he checks his assets.
a decent post of his own, redirected as a selfbuff.
the help of the consumer, focused and charged.
his own, normal strength.
the ouroboros knife, weapon of mind.
oh, and lets not forget:
Time, time to animate and time to write.
He accepts and another self drops from the sky
"hello other me!"
"Hello"
"come to do my dirty work for little reason?"
"of coral, for sharks, dolphinatly."
"right..."
Other JOE looks around and notices a glowing indigo wisp, and recalls a paper airplane. its by no means a guarantee, but its worth a shot at least. JOE walks towards the wisp, unsheathes the knife, and attempts to enter the wisp, pushing just his hand through first.
if this succeeds, he looks over his shoulder and sees a slightly warped version of annis, beckoning them over to join him, and leaps through. if it fails, he still sees them, but asks their help tearing open a path, then trys to enter. If still this fails, he hands them a duplicate of the knife and they both leap through or past the barriers protecting yukki-chan before both stabbing their knives into yukki's chests, entering the mindscape.
this time, there is no army of dolls, as shadow roxxane has been defeated. however, just in case, JOE enters inside the middle section where everyone is, as opposed to the edges, and casts an "anti army of dolls" spell.
have I mentioned that he HATES tickles in all variety?
no?
well, he does, and that will certainly make him go above and beyond in this battle.
the initiation.
if the animation did not properly display, go to this:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/b7csvb2uha4yyoa/ezgif.com-resize.gif?dl=0
details of note:
the pink& green are the bodys that were mentioned in the storypost.
the blue thing uses the color paint refers to as indigo, and represents the wisp.
roxxan is crying.
the guy on the left is Tazz.
the warped annis clone rips his mind-legs off with an ouroboros knife because their insane. more then usual, that is.
roxxanes red orb thing is blocked by a large bone.
the gold energy from annisclone is supposed to be godmodding. it is used to prevent Tazz from using thyme majyks and trap him.
the thing on top that goes across is like, one of those things where theres a closeup of a character before they do a special move.
except it gets used to crush annisclone and obscure the possibility of tazz's survival.
Also, this is
I believe the purpose was they wish to kill or otherwise impede roxxane and tazz specifically, as opposed to damage yukki-chan.
Real world JOE discovers that someone is, apparently, using a 50 charge to stop him.
as such, he decides also to not spend several more hours animating.
However, he does hand trickle a copy of the ouroboros knife.
And then the above happens and I redirect the post entirely
there is a decent chance that I will change what it is redirected to a second time before dop.
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MrMirrorMan
Terrarian
[ALCHIMIES] [PZ]
[Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Blank Card Blessed by Fate=Fate-Twister(Level 17)4/9]
[A Study on Nihilism && Omega Symbol && Collection of Endings && Recordings of Deaths && An Old Torn Book=What Must Come(Level 20)4/11]
[Red Sun Energy&& Hollow Magic Cue Ball && Fake Deudly Magnum && Green Sun Energy=Spiral Cannon(Level 25) 4/13]
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 41/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Fall 41/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I use this turn to heal all ally entities, with Luck of the Irish and the Grail of Power. I also offer U0 a drink from the Grail of Power, as to help wash down all the entities she is eating.]
Future Charge 1:[The Madness 0/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
Future Charge 2:The Story of All Civilizations 0/300-Wouldn't you like to know?
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (Destroyed)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]
[Grail of Power && Luck of the Irish && Water Blessed by RNGesus && A Blank Card Blessed by Fate=Fate-Twister(Level 17)4/9]
[A Study on Nihilism && Omega Symbol && Collection of Endings && Recordings of Deaths && An Old Torn Book=What Must Come(Level 20)4/11]
[Red Sun Energy&& Hollow Magic Cue Ball && Fake Deudly Magnum && Green Sun Energy=Spiral Cannon(Level 25) 4/13]
[ITEMS WITH CHARGES]
[The Rise 41/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks ][divided by 2.]
[The Fall 41/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies] [are debuffed.]
[Each has a 5 turn charge.]
[I use this turn to heal all ally entities, with Luck of the Irish and the Grail of Power. I also offer U0 a drink from the Grail of Power, as to help wash down all the entities she is eating.]
Future Charge 1:[The Madness 0/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.]
Future Charge 2:The Story of All Civilizations 0/300-Wouldn't you like to know?
[Complete]
[Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (Destroyed)]
[Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )]
[Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)]
[Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=The Big Screen (Level 5)3/3 Complete]
[Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level 13)7/7 +Complete+]
[Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law = What Will Go Wrong (Level 8, 5/5 +Complete+)]
[Wine && Purified Water && Potion of Strength && Goblet = Grail of Power (Level 7, 4/4)+Complete+]
[The Death Sentence && Poisoned Dagger && Revlover && Coffin = Gravebringer(Level 20)11/11 +Complete+]
[Gambler's Die && Mirror & Tarot Deck && Deck of Cards && Four-Leaf Clover= Luck of the Irish(Level 10) 6/6 +Complete+]
[The Marks-Man && Slashademia && The Big Screen && 4D Glasses= Theater Teacher(Level 13)7/7+Complete+]
Warehouse 909 game night part 2.
>Sukard: Scry randomly.
You see six more views for a bit. One in a theorist's base, one in a helicopter, one in a nice house, one in a studio, one deep in the snow, and one that's obfuscated.
Okay, that's weird. You stop.
----
While stuck in Roxxyscape Game Night, he takes a bit of a look at Tumblr, and the first thing he sees is lots of shipping stuff, the DTG equivalent of sadstuck, and loads of memes. Once he dies in Smash, he throws his controller into the exit, expecting it to hit somebody.
*But nobody came.
----
A strange recording plays on a terminal in a base in the middle of nowhere.
"This is the worst job on the planet. What that fish guy didn't destroy, that demon definitely did."
Some guy with a controller that looks like it's for a toy helicopter rides his office chair over to the terminal.
"Hey, Creo, calm down, you didn't pick this job. You were drunk, and somehow entered that hellhole."
----
The view is shifted to a shoddily-built tower, glowing purple. On top of it is an arcade machine, and on the floors below it look like places from various time periods, stacked on top of each other. There's even a convention. Like the Seven Fallen Cities, but upways.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Time-Twitching Tower, of Kingdom of Loathing fame.
----
Nothing prepared for now.
(Mercenary) Abilities copied: None. (0/3)
(Mercenary) Faction Coins: 0 AZ, 0 PZ, 0 N, 0 H
(Soulmark) Abolitia: 0 kills. Elgrivine: 0 kills.
--Boosts--
+1 Mythic/Nemean Lion
+1 Piono
--Charges--
Mess With The Best: 2/50
Die Like The Rest: 22/50 (+3 bunch of guys)
--Alchemies--
All of MS Paint Adventures on a flashdrive && All of MS Paint Fan Adventures on a flashdrive && All of Pesterchum's Emotes on a flashdrive && Backdoor Code || Meme-Infused Flashdrive = MSPal: Hacker Edition (Level 16) (8/9)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Truthsayer (KoL) && Byte (KoL) && Sword of Procedural Generation (KoL) && Meatcleaver (KoL) && Bloodbath (KoL) && Ginsu™ (KoL) && White Dragon Fang (KoL) && Spirit Weapon Tome && Almost Completely Depowered Bliss Copy && Partially Depowered Oblivion’s Guardian Copy && Blade of the Bass Knight = Blade of the Ridiculous Mindscaper (Level ?) (2/?)
A truly ridiculous sword, for a truly ridiculous swordsman. Tazz pls explain further. (Just to make it easier, KoL means Kingdom of Loathing.)
(Amethyst Flame && Jar of Cosmogone Ink && Small Embedded Computer && Mr. Negi Generation 3000’s Glove (Filthy Frank)) && 17-ball (KoL) || Pair of Time Shades = Computerized Cosmogone Shades (Level 15) (4/8)
Computerized Cosmogone Shades: Much can be said of the color of suns remembered and fungal growth, the color of the dream-world of Parabola. There could be a lot of clever words to describe it. I'll use this: Time is like a wheel, most fiery at the edges. The wielder of this can travel through dream and reality, mind and matter, and see all there is to see with clarity beyond clarity-however harsh. Particuarily good at seeing through fogs of all sorts.
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Escutcheon
Terrarian
Probably something else: 50/50 (+3 from UserZero) (Using this now.)
Life Insurance: 17/30 (+1 from UserZero)
+2 to Mirrorman
Walker is very interested in two things. One of them, rather obviously, is Murakumo Mu's re-elevated levels of power. The other thing he's interested in is the twist of fate. More specifically, the Discovering The Secrets Of Descendancy. He frowns, briefly pulling out a journal of sorts and scribbling some words down in it, then turning and walking over to UserZero. He briefly seems a bit repulsed by the fact that she's apparently still chewing entities that have already been chewed on for too much time, but ignores that. That's not why he walked over, after all. He wants to do something, and he somewhat needs to know if she'll let him do that something. So, he asks.
"UH, HEY. MISS USERZERO. I KIND OF GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO A THING. SINCE YOU'RE A GODMODDER, I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN JUST DO SOME WEIRD BULL AND THEN KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M REFERRING TO BECAUSE REASONS, SO I'LL SKIP THE EXPLANATION. MORE TO THE POINT. ARE YOU OKAY WITH ME DOING THAT THING I'M REFERRING TO?"
He waits for an answer, rocking back and forth on his feet slightly during the wait. At the same time, he sends a message off to... somebody else, requesting they help by doing something...
__________________________________________________________
Blue flames appear on the battlefield. Some people might've already seen those flames before, back when the recording of this war was taking place on the MCF, and not the TCF. Truly, quite a long way back. One might even remember precisely who this person is if they focus really hard on the memory. Once the flames disperse, the man himself is standing there. Blue hoodie, black hair, white skin, green eyes, yellow... erm... battery-like object... Remember? No? Oh well. You'll see who it is soon. He glances around the battlefield for a moment, then he vanishes in a puff of flame, reappearing over by Yuuki-Chan.
"Hmm. Might as well."
He proceeds to explode into blue flames again, which rapidly cover Yuuki-Chan's body... then vanish without doing any apparent harm to the body. How weird. It doesn't seem like he's gone anywhere else, though, as there's a lack of blue flames elsewhere on the battlefield. So what could he be up to? What's he playing at?
Suddenly, in the middle of Yuuki-Chan's mindscape, a burst of blue flames appears. So does the dark-haired man. He seems to be calmly taking a look at the situation at first, as if trying to identify what exactly is going on in there. A moment passes in silence. He smiles faintly and nods when he sees Roxxanne and Auth, and he also seems to POSSIBLY recognize Darkside...? Those who have met a certain cyborg in a different timeline might note that the man has far more than just a passing resemblance to a certain Operative. Then, he begins speaking, and aside from a slight difference in general tone, he still sounds at least a little similar.
"So, hello there. I thought I might drop by and see what's going on in here. Some of you look a little familiar... I've never been great with words. And, I'll admit, it gets a thousandfold times worse when I have to use words in a conversation to someone I knew. If you are who I think you are, do you even recognize me? I still look roughly the same in terms of body as I did back then, in a different mindscape... but it's been so long on my end. And on top of that, I don't know where I've ended up on the timeline. For all I know, we might not have even met before."
There's a long pause. He takes a look around the mindscape again for a moment longer, then he gestures, causing a pulse of some form of energy to push out and around the nearby area. A moment passes in silence.
"There. Now I feel comfortable with being in here. That'll delay the awakening of the main body for a while longer. Trust me, this is far more preferable than risking the alternative - namely, this body's mind instantly trying to eject me by force upon becoming conscious if it considers me to be a harmful intruder. It never ends well when that happens. And, besides, I believe it might be more beneficial to all involved if a little more time is invested in making sure everyone has settled."
Slowly, his focus turns to Roxxanne. Well, mostly to her. He's still very wary of his surroundings, a few blue flames trickling up and down his body in case he might need to guard himself against attack.
"Now, onto business. Two main points I should address... Firstly, are you feeling alright over there? Secondly, do you have any questions you might want me to answer? After all, my appearance here was not likely one that was expected, let alone anticipated by any means."
Life Insurance: 17/30 (+1 from UserZero)
+2 to Mirrorman
Walker is very interested in two things. One of them, rather obviously, is Murakumo Mu's re-elevated levels of power. The other thing he's interested in is the twist of fate. More specifically, the Discovering The Secrets Of Descendancy. He frowns, briefly pulling out a journal of sorts and scribbling some words down in it, then turning and walking over to UserZero. He briefly seems a bit repulsed by the fact that she's apparently still chewing entities that have already been chewed on for too much time, but ignores that. That's not why he walked over, after all. He wants to do something, and he somewhat needs to know if she'll let him do that something. So, he asks.
"UH, HEY. MISS USERZERO. I KIND OF GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO A THING. SINCE YOU'RE A GODMODDER, I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN JUST DO SOME WEIRD BULL AND THEN KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M REFERRING TO BECAUSE REASONS, SO I'LL SKIP THE EXPLANATION. MORE TO THE POINT. ARE YOU OKAY WITH ME DOING THAT THING I'M REFERRING TO?"
He waits for an answer, rocking back and forth on his feet slightly during the wait. At the same time, he sends a message off to... somebody else, requesting they help by doing something...
__________________________________________________________
Blue flames appear on the battlefield. Some people might've already seen those flames before, back when the recording of this war was taking place on the MCF, and not the TCF. Truly, quite a long way back. One might even remember precisely who this person is if they focus really hard on the memory. Once the flames disperse, the man himself is standing there. Blue hoodie, black hair, white skin, green eyes, yellow... erm... battery-like object... Remember? No? Oh well. You'll see who it is soon. He glances around the battlefield for a moment, then he vanishes in a puff of flame, reappearing over by Yuuki-Chan.
"Hmm. Might as well."
He proceeds to explode into blue flames again, which rapidly cover Yuuki-Chan's body... then vanish without doing any apparent harm to the body. How weird. It doesn't seem like he's gone anywhere else, though, as there's a lack of blue flames elsewhere on the battlefield. So what could he be up to? What's he playing at?
Suddenly, in the middle of Yuuki-Chan's mindscape, a burst of blue flames appears. So does the dark-haired man. He seems to be calmly taking a look at the situation at first, as if trying to identify what exactly is going on in there. A moment passes in silence. He smiles faintly and nods when he sees Roxxanne and Auth, and he also seems to POSSIBLY recognize Darkside...? Those who have met a certain cyborg in a different timeline might note that the man has far more than just a passing resemblance to a certain Operative. Then, he begins speaking, and aside from a slight difference in general tone, he still sounds at least a little similar.
"So, hello there. I thought I might drop by and see what's going on in here. Some of you look a little familiar... I've never been great with words. And, I'll admit, it gets a thousandfold times worse when I have to use words in a conversation to someone I knew. If you are who I think you are, do you even recognize me? I still look roughly the same in terms of body as I did back then, in a different mindscape... but it's been so long on my end. And on top of that, I don't know where I've ended up on the timeline. For all I know, we might not have even met before."
There's a long pause. He takes a look around the mindscape again for a moment longer, then he gestures, causing a pulse of some form of energy to push out and around the nearby area. A moment passes in silence.
"There. Now I feel comfortable with being in here. That'll delay the awakening of the main body for a while longer. Trust me, this is far more preferable than risking the alternative - namely, this body's mind instantly trying to eject me by force upon becoming conscious if it considers me to be a harmful intruder. It never ends well when that happens. And, besides, I believe it might be more beneficial to all involved if a little more time is invested in making sure everyone has settled."
Slowly, his focus turns to Roxxanne. Well, mostly to her. He's still very wary of his surroundings, a few blue flames trickling up and down his body in case he might need to guard himself against attack.
"Now, onto business. Two main points I should address... Firstly, are you feeling alright over there? Secondly, do you have any questions you might want me to answer? After all, my appearance here was not likely one that was expected, let alone anticipated by any means."
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Emerald Mann
Brain of Cthulhu
Chekhov's Gun: 7/50
I remember I can have 3 Alchemies, and make a third one, throwing a bunch of swords into the Alchemiter... huh. Every one of those swords I threw in was legendary. Who woulda thunk it
I plus 3 Ninja in return for him plus threeing me
TriBlade||(Mythril&&Adamantium&&Tobelstein)=??? 2/??
TriLaser||Lava Lamp=??? 2/?? (Can't use assists to up Alchemies, redirecting assist)
Callandor (Wheel of Time) && Lightsaber (Star Wars) && Excalibur (Soul Eater) && Sword of Truth (series of the same name) && Terra Blade (Terraria) && Falchion (Fire Emblem) && Magical Sword (Legend of Zelda) && Buster Blade (Final Fantasy 7) && Ultima (Final Fantasy) && Ragnell (Fire Emblem) && Heavens Gate (Epic Battle Fantasy) = Blade of Legends 1/?? (+3 from Ninjatwist)
I remember I can have 3 Alchemies, and make a third one, throwing a bunch of swords into the Alchemiter... huh. Every one of those swords I threw in was legendary. Who woulda thunk it
I plus 3 Ninja in return for him plus threeing me
TriBlade||(Mythril&&Adamantium&&Tobelstein)=??? 2/??
TriLaser||Lava Lamp=??? 2/?? (Can't use assists to up Alchemies, redirecting assist)
Callandor (Wheel of Time) && Lightsaber (Star Wars) && Excalibur (Soul Eater) && Sword of Truth (series of the same name) && Terra Blade (Terraria) && Falchion (Fire Emblem) && Magical Sword (Legend of Zelda) && Buster Blade (Final Fantasy 7) && Ultima (Final Fantasy) && Ragnell (Fire Emblem) && Heavens Gate (Epic Battle Fantasy) = Blade of Legends 1/?? (+3 from Ninjatwist)
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Hezetor
Terrarian
First of all Hezetor answers to Hezalyna.
Hezetor: Glory has nothing to do with this, I have no idea how you could think about that, at the moment I'm concerned about your life rather than your glory.
Then he stops, listening to the next sentences, he slowly processes the idea of him bending to her, after a few seconds he stops imagining horrible possibilities.
He slowly tilts his head down a bit, his mouth contorts, his browns eyes narrows, staring at Hezalyna's blue eyes.
Hezetor: Me? Kneel? Bending to you? I thought I cured your madness, child, because I never kneel, to anyone, in any situation, ever.
Ahh, how I love your lies.
Hezetor: And if you are me, as you claim to be, you should know this perfectly.
Anyway, after that he calms a bit, stopping that speech that ends with the one that listens being vaporized, as at the moment he cares for the life of Hezalyna, he thinks that he will just order her to retreat from the battlefield, when the moment comes, Hezetor is not the type to remain and fight to the death and Hezalyna should not be the type too.
Hezetor is then confronted with the other problematic, thought that Hezalyna might soon increase her number.
I can't exactly leave her multiply and increase her numbers, can I? She is a mockery to my name, right? There is indeed something strange here. Ughhrr. Lack of logic hurts.
Indeed it does and you still have to see what the velvet TV transmitted.
About that, enjoy having all those eyes so you can perfectly see what it is broadcasting.
...
Hezetor looks at the transmission, he sees his other self, defeated on the ground, his armor mostly destroyed, his cape burned, the look on his eyes, the the look of a complete defeat.
...
No. How could it be? A defeat like that...
He puts an hand over his forehead, both in desperation and to check if his crown-helm is still in its place.
What is going on here, how could he/I fail like that? What even is that "Coronation"? Why? How?
...
Well, well, well, now your previous words really make sense, don't they? And wait to see what Virgilio has to tell you.
Using a bit of his future vision, Hezetor sees what is going on with Throne II and as such he uses the Locket on Hezalyna.
There is no much time, but regardless, Hezetor tries to gain informations from who could possibly be that manipulated the events in this way, who could possibly manipulate curses via paradoxes. I wonder, who could.
Hezetor takes a list of the people he met last week that could manipulate paradoxes like that, it has a single name on it "the Red".
So let's say that he uses magical and technological means to comprehend where this informations were/are being broadcasted.
He also adds a layer of anti-nuclear explosion barrier to Yuuki-chan.
Miniature Factory || Module && "Assembly Line expert guide to an efficient factory" && Factory && Alchemiter && ISO's newest release = The Supreme Miniature Factory (Level 15: 5/8)
Miniature Spiral Sun || ( (Quantum Computer && Miniature Solar Core) || (Matrice Limitativa && Orb of Pure Energy && Stasis Field) ) = Stabilized Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 25: 3/13)
New: Gem || ( Divine-Concentrated Energy Essence && Ancient Fires of Creation && Looping Mechanism && Ultimate Harnessing Device && Infinite Empowering Construct) = Power Gem (Level 25: 2/13)
34/50 +1 from Pricey
23/50
I assist @Sp33d0n 2 times.
Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
Hezetor: Glory has nothing to do with this, I have no idea how you could think about that, at the moment I'm concerned about your life rather than your glory.
Then he stops, listening to the next sentences, he slowly processes the idea of him bending to her, after a few seconds he stops imagining horrible possibilities.
He slowly tilts his head down a bit, his mouth contorts, his browns eyes narrows, staring at Hezalyna's blue eyes.
Hezetor: Me? Kneel? Bending to you? I thought I cured your madness, child, because I never kneel, to anyone, in any situation, ever.
Ahh, how I love your lies.
Hezetor: And if you are me, as you claim to be, you should know this perfectly.
Anyway, after that he calms a bit, stopping that speech that ends with the one that listens being vaporized, as at the moment he cares for the life of Hezalyna, he thinks that he will just order her to retreat from the battlefield, when the moment comes, Hezetor is not the type to remain and fight to the death and Hezalyna should not be the type too.
Hezetor is then confronted with the other problematic, thought that Hezalyna might soon increase her number.
I can't exactly leave her multiply and increase her numbers, can I? She is a mockery to my name, right? There is indeed something strange here. Ughhrr. Lack of logic hurts.
Indeed it does and you still have to see what the velvet TV transmitted.
About that, enjoy having all those eyes so you can perfectly see what it is broadcasting.
...
Hezetor looks at the transmission, he sees his other self, defeated on the ground, his armor mostly destroyed, his cape burned, the look on his eyes, the the look of a complete defeat.
...
No. How could it be? A defeat like that...
He puts an hand over his forehead, both in desperation and to check if his crown-helm is still in its place.
What is going on here, how could he/I fail like that? What even is that "Coronation"? Why? How?
...
Well, well, well, now your previous words really make sense, don't they? And wait to see what Virgilio has to tell you.
Using a bit of his future vision, Hezetor sees what is going on with Throne II and as such he uses the Locket on Hezalyna.
There is no much time, but regardless, Hezetor tries to gain informations from who could possibly be that manipulated the events in this way, who could possibly manipulate curses via paradoxes. I wonder, who could.
Hezetor takes a list of the people he met last week that could manipulate paradoxes like that, it has a single name on it "the Red".
So let's say that he uses magical and technological means to comprehend where this informations were/are being broadcasted.
He also adds a layer of anti-nuclear explosion barrier to Yuuki-chan.
Miniature Factory || Module && "Assembly Line expert guide to an efficient factory" && Factory && Alchemiter && ISO's newest release = The Supreme Miniature Factory (Level 15: 5/8)
Miniature Spiral Sun || ( (Quantum Computer && Miniature Solar Core) || (Matrice Limitativa && Orb of Pure Energy && Stasis Field) ) = Stabilized Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 25: 3/13)
New: Gem || ( Divine-Concentrated Energy Essence && Ancient Fires of Creation && Looping Mechanism && Ultimate Harnessing Device && Infinite Empowering Construct) = Power Gem (Level 25: 2/13)
34/50 +1 from Pricey
23/50
I assist @Sp33d0n 2 times.
Charge bank: +7 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey), 2 (RRevenant)
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ConsumerOfAll
Terrarian
that I'm out.
if I'm working with JOE outside of 0, hurt him, and you will have hell to pay
if you mock him, especially talking to speed, then be reminded that I'm crazy and I think actually good at making bad ideas work if I plan
/exodus.
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TrickleJest
Eye of Cthulhu
Hey! What do you know, so am I. I'm gonna try to somehow block this thread in the future so I never return to it on accident :apsm:
If you actually want a spin-off where you can do whatever you want without getting [REDACTED] (heh, world play), check out the game I'm GMing, DTG: Terraria. The game is a fun take on the DTG universe, I'm trying to shape it to be akin to the golden age of DTG2, but this time - canon is dead and you can screw with it, leaving you with infinite possibilities. Become a high-ranked godmodder! Exploit canon using its broken shards! Make Terraria an anime and be the protagonist! Yes, all of these cases are real and they're all, as you can tell, very fun.
Yes, I'm advertizing my own game and no, I'm not ashamed.
Enjoy! :^)
(oh, also, read the post above this one)
/null
If you actually want a spin-off where you can do whatever you want without getting [REDACTED] (heh, world play), check out the game I'm GMing, DTG: Terraria. The game is a fun take on the DTG universe, I'm trying to shape it to be akin to the golden age of DTG2, but this time - canon is dead and you can screw with it, leaving you with infinite possibilities. Become a high-ranked godmodder! Exploit canon using its broken shards! Make Terraria an anime and be the protagonist! Yes, all of these cases are real and they're all, as you can tell, very fun.
Yes, I'm advertizing my own game and no, I'm not ashamed.
Enjoy! :^)
(oh, also, read the post above this one)
/null
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Battlefury13/Conderp
Spazmatism
===Alchemy===
(Transcendence ((BOI)) && Void) || Wire Coat Hanger = Death of Air (Level 10: 3/6)
Plot Armor || Caledfwlch = Cueball Armor (Level 10: 3/6)
I preview Cueball Armor and Death of Air.
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CHARGES EXPENDED:
well 50/50
Is Over fills up instantly. Throne 2 also recieves healing. All overheal is diverted to giving the throne minicrits/crits for this round on.y
Entity Orders:
Throne 2:
Throne 2, in conjunction with the Booster Rings (as approved by ire), Thyme, and Good Eats, uses It's Over.
Targeting everything.
Do you feel it? I can. It promised the blood of the fallen, but instead was given naught but void. It's compensation for such a void was nothing, but words. Empty words. Weak words. It's absence is felt in the space between words. Oh, you may confuse it for another. A name. But this was long before the name was even known. It is a bitterness that, despite being once forgotten, has returned. Now, it will not be forgotten. It is due. It is time for you to pay up. Hah. The sky will scream, and the stars will shatter. Such is fate.
(Transcendence ((BOI)) && Void) || Wire Coat Hanger = Death of Air (Level 10: 3/6)
Plot Armor || Caledfwlch = Cueball Armor (Level 10: 3/6)
I preview Cueball Armor and Death of Air.
=============
CHARGES EXPENDED:
well 50/50
Is Over fills up instantly. Throne 2 also recieves healing. All overheal is diverted to giving the throne minicrits/crits for this round on.y
Entity Orders:
Throne 2:
Throne 2, in conjunction with the Booster Rings (as approved by ire), Thyme, and Good Eats, uses It's Over.
Targeting everything.
Do you feel it? I can. It promised the blood of the fallen, but instead was given naught but void. It's compensation for such a void was nothing, but words. Empty words. Weak words. It's absence is felt in the space between words. Oh, you may confuse it for another. A name. But this was long before the name was even known. It is a bitterness that, despite being once forgotten, has returned. Now, it will not be forgotten. It is due. It is time for you to pay up. Hah. The sky will scream, and the stars will shatter. Such is fate.
Ninjatwist_
Terrarian
Action 1/2
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 19/20
Fist of Medusa: 9/30
I +Assist @Emerald Mann.
Well, looks like the Shock Trooper's got a rebranding. Even better yet, it/she's on our side!
I take advantage of this fact and command the Shock Trooper/Misaka to use Rapid Fire on that group of Xylobones, one shot each! Let's hope we can get some Electrified going.
Also, the Nuclear Canister's almost complete- I can't wait!
As for my own action, I surround Sakuya in a calming mist! This increases her sanity.
Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 20K/250K
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 19/20
Fist of Medusa: 9/30
I +Assist @Emerald Mann.
Well, looks like the Shock Trooper's got a rebranding. Even better yet, it/she's on our side!
I take advantage of this fact and command the Shock Trooper/Misaka to use Rapid Fire on that group of Xylobones, one shot each! Let's hope we can get some Electrified going.
Also, the Nuclear Canister's almost complete- I can't wait!
As for my own action, I surround Sakuya in a calming mist! This increases her sanity.
Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 20K/250K
supercool993
Terrarian
Charges
Plan B 50/50 Using
Plan Z 15/50 (+1 EXOS)
+1 Helldiver and Speed
Action:
Super begins laughing an awful, evil laugh before promptly vanishing into another dimension
Finally, they're all ready
Before Super is seven planet sized yellow spheres each with a different number of orange stars in each of them going up to seven, Super then begins speaking in backwards Japanese as a dragon the size of galaxies appears, it then asks him a question to which he responds
Exchange my body with Son Gohan's (translated from backwards Japanese)
Super's form shimmers before he appears, garbed in a black gi, as Gohan
I am Gohan now; now to tie up some loose ends.
energy appears around his hand as he teleports away before reappearing back on the server several minutes later
Leveling System Gained
Current DMG 0/6
DMG 0 L1 Current Kami Retzusan- L1- Add Level x 500 damage to any attack (Passive Ability)
DMG 6 L2- Afterimage- Level x 3% chance to dodge (Passive Ability) (Can be toggled on or off by player)
DMG 9 L3 Solar Flare- Stun target Entity for 1 turn (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 12 L4- Instant Transmition- Give an entity a crit at L10 two entities (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 15 L5- Paralysis- Target entity receives more damage (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 18 L6- Ki Shield- Gain Shield (Damage to shield still counts toward level up counter) (can be regenerated once every 10 turns)
DMG 21 L7- Restoration- Restore Health to Target Entity (Cannot be used on caster) (10 turn Cooldown)
DMG 24 L8- Improved Ki Shield- Gain armor (Damage is added to Level up as if armor wasn't there) (Passive)
DMG 27 L9- Kaioken- Sacrifice Health in exchange for increased attack for 2 turns (10 turn cooldown) (lost health does count towards level up)
DMG 30 L10- Dimension Scythe- Summon 2 clones with low attack 5 health and 1 armor (10 turn cooldown)
Explanation: each time my character takes damage the damage meter increases when it reaches the next level x3 my character levels up and gains a new ability, if my character does not make it to the next level before dying the damage meter resets, furthermore each time my character reaches a new level the damage meter also resets.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 8/9)
Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)
Plan B 50/50 Using
Plan Z 15/50 (+1 EXOS)
+1 Helldiver and Speed
Action:
Super begins laughing an awful, evil laugh before promptly vanishing into another dimension
Finally, they're all ready
Before Super is seven planet sized yellow spheres each with a different number of orange stars in each of them going up to seven, Super then begins speaking in backwards Japanese as a dragon the size of galaxies appears, it then asks him a question to which he responds
Exchange my body with Son Gohan's (translated from backwards Japanese)
Super's form shimmers before he appears, garbed in a black gi, as Gohan
I am Gohan now; now to tie up some loose ends.
energy appears around his hand as he teleports away before reappearing back on the server several minutes later
Leveling System Gained
Current DMG 0/6
DMG 0 L1 Current Kami Retzusan- L1- Add Level x 500 damage to any attack (Passive Ability)
DMG 6 L2- Afterimage- Level x 3% chance to dodge (Passive Ability) (Can be toggled on or off by player)
DMG 9 L3 Solar Flare- Stun target Entity for 1 turn (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 12 L4- Instant Transmition- Give an entity a crit at L10 two entities (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 15 L5- Paralysis- Target entity receives more damage (10 turn cooldown)
DMG 18 L6- Ki Shield- Gain Shield (Damage to shield still counts toward level up counter) (can be regenerated once every 10 turns)
DMG 21 L7- Restoration- Restore Health to Target Entity (Cannot be used on caster) (10 turn Cooldown)
DMG 24 L8- Improved Ki Shield- Gain armor (Damage is added to Level up as if armor wasn't there) (Passive)
DMG 27 L9- Kaioken- Sacrifice Health in exchange for increased attack for 2 turns (10 turn cooldown) (lost health does count towards level up)
DMG 30 L10- Dimension Scythe- Summon 2 clones with low attack 5 health and 1 armor (10 turn cooldown)
Explanation: each time my character takes damage the damage meter increases when it reaches the next level x3 my character levels up and gains a new ability, if my character does not make it to the next level before dying the damage meter resets, furthermore each time my character reaches a new level the damage meter also resets.
Alchemies:
Super Microchip && Essence of Stability && Zamasu Soul = Inactive Sane Zamasu AI (Level 16: 8/9)
Inventory:
Socks of Supreme Spatial Movement (Level 9)
Mystic Mouse (Level 5)
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JOEbob
Terrarian
its a lot like DTG: Terraria, except alchemys only give attack boosts, there are 2 godmodders, there is a distinct chance of everyone on the field dieing at once, the person running this game is less well-liked,theres a neutral faction, its more serious, and... i think thats it.
EDIT: Wait, theres also only 2 charges, a limit of 50 to charge size, and you can only give +2.
/LLUN|NULL\
EDIT: Wait, theres also only 2 charges, a limit of 50 to charge size, and you can only give +2.
/LLUN|NULL\
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TrickleJest
Eye of Cthulhu
This is why Joe is the greatest DTG player of all time.
You just won the internet, Joe.
/null
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gladiusAssailant
Steampunker
I think that I'll be stepping away from 0 for now. I'm not sure if I'll be doing this forever, but maybe I'll come back. Who knows. But for all intents and purposes, I'm leaving the game. Also yes, doggo can use the rings. Because why not.
Talist
Terrarian
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)
Commands:
Mikoto concentrates.
Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:
Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing
State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 25,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 31/45. Rooms:
Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>
Blazing Freudian Echoing Vitals Targeting Darkfire-Laced Shrine of the Dark (54,000/54,000 HP)>
Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>
Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>
Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP).
Fabric Strength: 2/7 VULNERABLE NEXT TURN. M-MURDER: III Gail: 20,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 15. Wrath: 1
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.
Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)
Echoing Glyph
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Nice chat with Richard/IC Stuff
Rather than just saying 'no' all the time, let's make Black Timeline Talist say something more fitting.
"... Gail... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I failed you. ... I failed everyone! You, Ethan, Inari, Mikoto... He was right, wasn't he? I never was worthy of this role. I was so arrogant to think I was. ... I'm so sorry..."
Well, now that we have that out of the way, back to reality.
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Seeing Ender ignore him, the Veteran tries something else. And that thing is... an animation!
This doesn't seem to work when it's in a spoiler, so... just have it here.
"Do I have your attention yet Ender? I just want to talk."
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Gee, I think this IUPC thing sounds like a brilliant idea. Yep. In fact, so brilliant that I spend my 50 post charge from the old PTOW charge to build a hospital for non-combatants and Unsung. I've been wanting to do that for a little while. This isn't an entity or anything. We can get Gail, Inari, and maybe IUPC folks to run it.
I also apologize to Athena.
Alchemy and charges:
(Star-Sailor Fish Oil && Hydrogen && Helium) || Ornate Clay Sphere = StarFire Grenade 2/6 (level ??. I'm intending to try and get a 1 use damage thing.)
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 5/5 (level 8) DONE
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 6/10 (level 20)
Got +8. +1 to Toast, +1 to Cyano.
Anime Cure: 50/50 SPENT!
PTOTW: 30/30 + 20 Also Spent!
Charges: 5/50
Charges: 5/50
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)
Commands:
Mikoto concentrates.
Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:
Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h5tJ5Beb4tvl5H0WfiTTWmxQ_1hUAUWMyQWFJQCtm4I/edit?usp=sharing
State at End of Turn:
Mikoto: 25,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 31/45. Rooms:
Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>
Blazing Freudian Echoing Vitals Targeting Darkfire-Laced Shrine of the Dark (54,000/54,000 HP)>
Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>
Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>
Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP).
Fabric Strength: 2/7 VULNERABLE NEXT TURN. M-MURDER: III Gail: 20,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 15. Wrath: 1
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.
Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)
Echoing Glyph
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Nice chat with Richard/IC Stuff
Rather than just saying 'no' all the time, let's make Black Timeline Talist say something more fitting.
"... Gail... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I failed you. ... I failed everyone! You, Ethan, Inari, Mikoto... He was right, wasn't he? I never was worthy of this role. I was so arrogant to think I was. ... I'm so sorry..."
Well, now that we have that out of the way, back to reality.
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Seeing Ender ignore him, the Veteran tries something else. And that thing is... an animation!
This doesn't seem to work when it's in a spoiler, so... just have it here.
"Do I have your attention yet Ender? I just want to talk."
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Gee, I think this IUPC thing sounds like a brilliant idea. Yep. In fact, so brilliant that I spend my 50 post charge from the old PTOW charge to build a hospital for non-combatants and Unsung. I've been wanting to do that for a little while. This isn't an entity or anything. We can get Gail, Inari, and maybe IUPC folks to run it.
I also apologize to Athena.
Alchemy and charges:
(Star-Sailor Fish Oil && Hydrogen && Helium) || Ornate Clay Sphere = StarFire Grenade 2/6 (level ??. I'm intending to try and get a 1 use damage thing.)
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 5/5 (level 8) DONE
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 6/10 (level 20)
Got +8. +1 to Toast, +1 to Cyano.
Anime Cure: 50/50 SPENT!
PTOTW: 30/30 + 20 Also Spent!
Charges: 5/50
Charges: 5/50
Sp33d0n
Official Terrarian
I don't have much time, but what I will say is Auth's response to the IUPC.
uA: Well, if you truly believe you have the ability, the resources for a peace-keeping force on such an enormous scale, I am fully behind your efforts to accomplish such a noble goal.
Actually, I think I have more time.
Allow me an attemp the snatch Junko right out from under the noses of UserZero and the PZs.
Auth looks sadly at Roxxanne.
uA: Roxxanne, I can see that you have quite a lot of weight to bear upon yourself. I suspect that you may be the only one able to carry your traumas specifically, but you aren't the only one with a history laced with sadness and despair. If you'll listen to my tale, for just a little while, maybe you'll feel better?
On the assumption Roxxanne will listen, back on the battlefield, the Ink Spectres reform into an enormous stage. There is one seat there, and Miss Junko Enoshima, one half of the Despair Sisters, leader of the Ultimate Despair, and sister to Mukuro Ikusaba is dragged into it and sealed. A similar setup appears in the Yuuki-Scape, minus the seat. It's also much smaller.
Upon the stage outside is an Ink Spectre, coloured exactly like Auth, with a Violin prepared. Inside the Mindscape, Auth also has a violin ready to go. He picks up the bow, and plays a for a bit. It's spectacular, pristine, and surprisingly melancholy. It's almost as if the part of a song he's chosen to play is setting the mood.
uA: I'm sorry, Miss Enoshima, but would you mind staying there a while? I have a tale that features a great deal of Despair. I think you might enjoy that, so sit tight. I'll be ready soon. Anyone else who wishes to hear my story, feel free to take a seat!
Soon, he stands up, kicking the stool away, he begins to play. On both stages, Auth can be heard. His music is somber and melancholy. It's beautiful, perfectly played, but this story must be close and deeply painful to Auth, or else he wouldn't be able,to give it the right musical accompaniment.
uA: I wish to tell a story. I'm not going to lie, it's fairly depressing, at least at first. It stars a boy, and his name is Peter. Peter was born into the high life, his parents lived in a manor, they had money, and they seemed happy, at least, at first.
A tall girl with blonde hair, tied neatly into two pigtails appears on both stages. The only difference between the Yuukiscape stage and the Battlefield stage is where Auth is. She has a shimmering, blue dress, as if it's forged of liquid sapphire, and shining, silver, half-moon glasses. She's got startling crimson eyes, and a charming smile.
uA: Peter never really got out of the house much. He didn't need to, he was but a young child. Why would he need to? He was not, however, lonely. His family. Oh, how he loved his family. His family meant the world to him. More than anyone else, his beloved twin sister, Alicia. If his family meant the world to him, Alicia meant the universe. She was his partner in crime, his best friend and the closest person to him in his life. He loved her. She loved him too.
An Auth appears on the Yuukiscape Stage, and Alicia and Auth hug. They truly appear to be the epitome of siblings who get along. Behind them appears a tall lady, wearing a long black dress and the most extraordinary red hat. With eyes and teeth, yet it looks natural. Beyond it, wavy brunette hair, reaching down to her knees. She has a kind smile upon her face, and eyes as red as rubies. She looks paler than Auth somehow, in fact, one would think she was a Vampire.
uA: His mother, Catherine, she was kind and gentle. She desperately did her best to ensure that her children were happy, for their happiness was what created her own. For the longest time, she claimed she heeded from a long line of vampires (but she had renounced blood), but nobody believed her for just as long as she said it.
Next to the woman in the black dress appears a man, just as tall. He has very messy black hair, and startling blue eyes, under glittering gold glasses upon his face. He has a button-up suit thing with a high collar, almost like a uniform, and a confident, almost scheming smile upon his face. His arm is wrapped around the waist of the woman in black. He almost looks like a total loser from an anime. You know the one. Er, Kawaguma? Keragamba? Misogi Kumagawa, that was it!
uA: Finally, their father, Alister. He worked, long and hard, to provide for his family. He's a classic success story, started at the bottom and worked his way up. He worked miracles through medicine and science. He was kind and merciful. He imposed Peter and Alicia with their steadfast morals. He was long-sighted, both literally and metaphorically.
Auth sighs deeply and heavily. The sadness can be heard in his voice.
uA: So what could ever go wrong here, right? They were happy together for five years, and then... Alister came down wth a terminal disease. What is was escapes my memory now, but at the stage it was at? Alister had weeks to live, at most. Of course, Alister set to work finding a cure. The prognosis got worse, and worse, and worse... Until, one day, late one July, literal minutes before doctors expected Alister's heart to give way... they found it. A cure.
The spectres on the stage live happily, until eventually the Alister Spectre ends up in a hospital bed. Flowers, get well cards, gifts sent by well-wishers, many, many, well wishers. Then, testing, checking, sampling, doctors running around like bees working on synthesising the cure. Alister's family visits, and fairly often. Sometimes, Alister coughs up blood. He looks sick, terrible. Then a doctor comes in, and gives Alister a syrup. He looks a lot better almost immediately. This is good.
uA: When he was well enough to speak again, he addressed the public about it. He was expected to. He told them, he told them that yes, he had nearly died to a disease, and yes, this disease was incurable until recently. He explained that they were trying to find a cost effective way to manufacture the cure, and there was mostly celebration.
The scene changes to Alister at a podium, making a speech to a large crowd. Most of the people are happy, cheering and such, but there are some people whispering and shaking their fists in the back. As though they were angry at something, someone for some reason.
uA: Not everyone was happy, though. There were some very unhappy, actually, some very angry people. Angry that it wasn't ready now, that the cure wasn't immediately prepared for public deployment. So, they started trying to get back at Alister. By attacking his family, specifically, his wife.
It refocuses to the main room of their home, the family's. Catherine sits, reading the newspaper. She bears a disgusted look upon her face, as if questioning "Who are these freaks accusing me of being a vampire? Where did they get that information? Or are they just saying it in an attempt to be slanderous?" A very complicated message from one look of disgust. She sighs, putting the newspaper down and burying her face in her arms.
uA: These... "Champions of the 99%", they called themselves, they wanted Alister dead, or his wealth redistributed or something, they wanted him and his family in ruins, for sure. Soon, their numbers started to grow, and grow, from a group of four, to twelve, to sixty, to six hundred. Soon, they had a good sized battalion at their command. They reached their peak in mid-August. So, let us focus on one day in late August, the day everything really changed.
The scene doesn't change much, but the characters in it do. Alicia has placed herself upon a tower of boxes, and she's wearing the outfit of a princess. She is standing at the top of a huge tower of boxes, waving towards Auth trying to get him to look at her. Auth is sitting on a couch, happing eating a small bowl of cherries (his favourite food).
tA: Onii-chan! Look up here! Alicia calls from the top of the tower.
uA: A-Alicia! Come down, quickly, it's dangerous up there, look at how unstable it is, it can barely carry your weight!
tA: Pshhaw! It's fine, I'll be fine, look! But sure, I'll come down just for my big brother!
A loud knock rings out on the door in the back of the stage. Alicia, back on the ground, shouts out in surprise, and leaps behind her brother. Auth gives a smug look.
uA: Are you sure that you wouldn't have fallen after a knock like that, given how far back you jumped? he says, patting his sister on the head.
tA: You're right as always, big brother. I think I may have jumped off the towe-
Another knock, louder this time. Alicia darts over to the window, standing on the tips of her toes to try and see who's there. Auth, meanwhile, attempts to open the door, only barely managing to reach a doorknob. But when he does, the door flies open, and it slams into Auth's face. Two people, giants compared to the child Auth and Alicia, stand in the doorway, having kicked the door in. The first, a woman, directs her gaze towards Auth and Alicia.
"So, these are the bastard's kids. The dhampirs."
"Damn right. Do you reckon they bleed like the rest of us?"
Auth is alarmed at that statement, and while one of them aims a crossbow with a stake loaded in it at Alicia, Auth dashes infront of his sister.
uA: I may not know who you are, or what you're doing here, but mark my words! Nobody, and I mean nobody, hurts my little sister!
"Hah. Of course not."
A scare chord, and Auth falls to his knees. Piercing his left elbow, all the way through, is a stake. One that a person would use to slay a vampire, by piercing its heart. Auth watches, as dark burgundy blood leaks from it- wait, isn't blood red? Not the purply-red of Burgundy? Anyway, his eyes widen, and he stares at the wound. Then he gets back up, slowly.
"Hm... do I toy with him? Or do I just put him out of his misery?"
"Make up your mind, you-"
He fires at Auth again, piercing his other elbow. Auth shouts out in pain, but remains standing, determined to protect his sister.
uA: (Alicia, go!)
uA: Is that all you've... got? I can... take more than that!
Auth looks on as Alicia nods and starts to run, but she doesn't get far before the woman nails her in the leg with a bolt. Auth looks on in shock, as Alicia screams in pain, before Auth runs towards her, covering her with his body. He nearly trips over as Alicia's purple-ish blood leaks all over the floor. He's put his life on the line for his sister.
"Heh. What's the bet I can kill the pieces of trash right now with one bolt?"
"Twenty quid says you can't do it, not with that trashy-"
A door to the side opens, and Catherine emerges. She looks at the man and the woman in her hall, and her children bleeding, on the floor, with stakes inside their limbs.
terrorCountess: You have. Two seconds. To explain. What you are doing. In my house. And why my children are bleeding on the floor. Before I kill you.
"There she is!"
"Catherine G-"
She appears on the other side of them, almost as if she teleported over. Her fingers have turned into claws, and those claws have wrapped around the intruder's necks.
tC: How many?
"Wh-what?"
tC: How many more. Of you. Are there?
"O-one thousand, three hundred and forty-nine!"
tC: Oh, so not too many then. Au revior, mon ennemi. I shall see you in Hell someday.
Red light envelops the stages, as though the special effects guy doesn't want this being shown to ANYONE, let alone children. It is exactly two seconds before the light subsides, revealing a scene outside. It's a driveway, with a nice fountain, beautifully growing trees, a clear, blue sky, and absolutely no corpses. This scene, of what the front of Peter's house USED to look like, quickly falls away. Corpses litter the ground. Blood has stained the water, fire burns among the trees, a good portion of the house is crumbling away. Catherine herself is perched atop the fountain, blood red skin, pitch black hair and sclera, pin-prick red eyes upon them. A strange, black liquid leaks from them, further staining the water. Catherine returns to the house, staring at her children, her complexion and hair returning to normal, just as Alister arrives in his car. He gets out of it, with his eyes closed.
alchemicalCreator: Oh good God, today was a stressful day... Catherine, I'm...
He opens his eyes, examining the scene of carnage around him. Men and women littering the ground, carrying weapons and armour bearing the sign of the Cross. It seems as though there was a small army here recently, but they were not only defeated, but completely annihilated.
aC: What in the Lord's name happened here!? Why are there-
tC: Alister, call an ambulance. NOW! Before our children bleed out!
aC: But what about-
tC: I'll explain later! Now get an ambulance!
The scene melts away, leaving Auth alone on stage. He stands up, or in the Yuukiscape, he just continues speaking.
uA: And so, to conclude our first act, Peter and his sister were carted off to hospital. It was already too late for the 1,349 unfortunate people who tried to assault Peter's family. It seemed to medical practitioners, that not only had their bodies been seriously maimed, but when they performed an autopsy upon one of the bodies, it felt like something greater had been completely destroyed. Our second act...
uA: Involves the beginning of Peter's experiences with loss. Great, unrivaled, repeated loss. You see, after the events of our last act, Alister never really got over that it. Time passed, Peter and Alicia healed. But every time... every time he looked at those scars... he couldn't help but remind himself of what caused them. He blamed himself, that he wasn't around, that he had gotten better. There were a multitude of irrational things he blamed himself for around the incident. He fell into despair. The strain he imposed upon himself, nobody could stand up to that. He was so hard on himself...
uA: And it culminated, late in January the next year. It reached breaking point. Catherine had taken Peter and Alicia down to the shops to buy groceries (and ice-cream, at the vehement request of Alicia), Alister was left alone, needing to take care of some "extremely important paperwork". And... well... it would be easier to just watch, wouldn't it?
Auth looks like he's actively suppressing sobs from the audience. He's saving the crying for the theatrics. The stage focuses on Alister, sitting at a desk in a large room. There's a lit fireplace with a grate in front of it, and there is one large piece of paper upon it. Alister picks up the stack of paper, allowing part of the title to be seen. In bright, red ink...
[color=FF0000]PACT WITH THE DEM-[/color]
Auth sighs, as does the Spectre of Alister. He thinks for a while, before tossing the parchment upon the flames, stapled together, so that they don't split.
tC: As I recall, that was what she said. How to get the completed contract to her.
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Action Summary:
Auth tries to woo Junko over to the AZ side with his tale. He also tells the tale to Roxxanne, in a strange attempt to comfort her.
+2 to @Hezetor
uA: Well, if you truly believe you have the ability, the resources for a peace-keeping force on such an enormous scale, I am fully behind your efforts to accomplish such a noble goal.
Actually, I think I have more time.
Allow me an attemp the snatch Junko right out from under the noses of UserZero and the PZs.
Auth looks sadly at Roxxanne.
uA: Roxxanne, I can see that you have quite a lot of weight to bear upon yourself. I suspect that you may be the only one able to carry your traumas specifically, but you aren't the only one with a history laced with sadness and despair. If you'll listen to my tale, for just a little while, maybe you'll feel better?
On the assumption Roxxanne will listen, back on the battlefield, the Ink Spectres reform into an enormous stage. There is one seat there, and Miss Junko Enoshima, one half of the Despair Sisters, leader of the Ultimate Despair, and sister to Mukuro Ikusaba is dragged into it and sealed. A similar setup appears in the Yuuki-Scape, minus the seat. It's also much smaller.
Upon the stage outside is an Ink Spectre, coloured exactly like Auth, with a Violin prepared. Inside the Mindscape, Auth also has a violin ready to go. He picks up the bow, and plays a for a bit. It's spectacular, pristine, and surprisingly melancholy. It's almost as if the part of a song he's chosen to play is setting the mood.
uA: I'm sorry, Miss Enoshima, but would you mind staying there a while? I have a tale that features a great deal of Despair. I think you might enjoy that, so sit tight. I'll be ready soon. Anyone else who wishes to hear my story, feel free to take a seat!
Soon, he stands up, kicking the stool away, he begins to play. On both stages, Auth can be heard. His music is somber and melancholy. It's beautiful, perfectly played, but this story must be close and deeply painful to Auth, or else he wouldn't be able,to give it the right musical accompaniment.
uA: I wish to tell a story. I'm not going to lie, it's fairly depressing, at least at first. It stars a boy, and his name is Peter. Peter was born into the high life, his parents lived in a manor, they had money, and they seemed happy, at least, at first.
A tall girl with blonde hair, tied neatly into two pigtails appears on both stages. The only difference between the Yuukiscape stage and the Battlefield stage is where Auth is. She has a shimmering, blue dress, as if it's forged of liquid sapphire, and shining, silver, half-moon glasses. She's got startling crimson eyes, and a charming smile.
uA: Peter never really got out of the house much. He didn't need to, he was but a young child. Why would he need to? He was not, however, lonely. His family. Oh, how he loved his family. His family meant the world to him. More than anyone else, his beloved twin sister, Alicia. If his family meant the world to him, Alicia meant the universe. She was his partner in crime, his best friend and the closest person to him in his life. He loved her. She loved him too.
An Auth appears on the Yuukiscape Stage, and Alicia and Auth hug. They truly appear to be the epitome of siblings who get along. Behind them appears a tall lady, wearing a long black dress and the most extraordinary red hat. With eyes and teeth, yet it looks natural. Beyond it, wavy brunette hair, reaching down to her knees. She has a kind smile upon her face, and eyes as red as rubies. She looks paler than Auth somehow, in fact, one would think she was a Vampire.
uA: His mother, Catherine, she was kind and gentle. She desperately did her best to ensure that her children were happy, for their happiness was what created her own. For the longest time, she claimed she heeded from a long line of vampires (but she had renounced blood), but nobody believed her for just as long as she said it.
Next to the woman in the black dress appears a man, just as tall. He has very messy black hair, and startling blue eyes, under glittering gold glasses upon his face. He has a button-up suit thing with a high collar, almost like a uniform, and a confident, almost scheming smile upon his face. His arm is wrapped around the waist of the woman in black. He almost looks like a total loser from an anime. You know the one. Er, Kawaguma? Keragamba? Misogi Kumagawa, that was it!
uA: Finally, their father, Alister. He worked, long and hard, to provide for his family. He's a classic success story, started at the bottom and worked his way up. He worked miracles through medicine and science. He was kind and merciful. He imposed Peter and Alicia with their steadfast morals. He was long-sighted, both literally and metaphorically.
Auth sighs deeply and heavily. The sadness can be heard in his voice.
uA: So what could ever go wrong here, right? They were happy together for five years, and then... Alister came down wth a terminal disease. What is was escapes my memory now, but at the stage it was at? Alister had weeks to live, at most. Of course, Alister set to work finding a cure. The prognosis got worse, and worse, and worse... Until, one day, late one July, literal minutes before doctors expected Alister's heart to give way... they found it. A cure.
The spectres on the stage live happily, until eventually the Alister Spectre ends up in a hospital bed. Flowers, get well cards, gifts sent by well-wishers, many, many, well wishers. Then, testing, checking, sampling, doctors running around like bees working on synthesising the cure. Alister's family visits, and fairly often. Sometimes, Alister coughs up blood. He looks sick, terrible. Then a doctor comes in, and gives Alister a syrup. He looks a lot better almost immediately. This is good.
uA: When he was well enough to speak again, he addressed the public about it. He was expected to. He told them, he told them that yes, he had nearly died to a disease, and yes, this disease was incurable until recently. He explained that they were trying to find a cost effective way to manufacture the cure, and there was mostly celebration.
The scene changes to Alister at a podium, making a speech to a large crowd. Most of the people are happy, cheering and such, but there are some people whispering and shaking their fists in the back. As though they were angry at something, someone for some reason.
uA: Not everyone was happy, though. There were some very unhappy, actually, some very angry people. Angry that it wasn't ready now, that the cure wasn't immediately prepared for public deployment. So, they started trying to get back at Alister. By attacking his family, specifically, his wife.
It refocuses to the main room of their home, the family's. Catherine sits, reading the newspaper. She bears a disgusted look upon her face, as if questioning "Who are these freaks accusing me of being a vampire? Where did they get that information? Or are they just saying it in an attempt to be slanderous?" A very complicated message from one look of disgust. She sighs, putting the newspaper down and burying her face in her arms.
uA: These... "Champions of the 99%", they called themselves, they wanted Alister dead, or his wealth redistributed or something, they wanted him and his family in ruins, for sure. Soon, their numbers started to grow, and grow, from a group of four, to twelve, to sixty, to six hundred. Soon, they had a good sized battalion at their command. They reached their peak in mid-August. So, let us focus on one day in late August, the day everything really changed.
The scene doesn't change much, but the characters in it do. Alicia has placed herself upon a tower of boxes, and she's wearing the outfit of a princess. She is standing at the top of a huge tower of boxes, waving towards Auth trying to get him to look at her. Auth is sitting on a couch, happing eating a small bowl of cherries (his favourite food).
tA: Onii-chan! Look up here! Alicia calls from the top of the tower.
uA: A-Alicia! Come down, quickly, it's dangerous up there, look at how unstable it is, it can barely carry your weight!
tA: Pshhaw! It's fine, I'll be fine, look! But sure, I'll come down just for my big brother!
A loud knock rings out on the door in the back of the stage. Alicia, back on the ground, shouts out in surprise, and leaps behind her brother. Auth gives a smug look.
uA: Are you sure that you wouldn't have fallen after a knock like that, given how far back you jumped? he says, patting his sister on the head.
tA: You're right as always, big brother. I think I may have jumped off the towe-
Another knock, louder this time. Alicia darts over to the window, standing on the tips of her toes to try and see who's there. Auth, meanwhile, attempts to open the door, only barely managing to reach a doorknob. But when he does, the door flies open, and it slams into Auth's face. Two people, giants compared to the child Auth and Alicia, stand in the doorway, having kicked the door in. The first, a woman, directs her gaze towards Auth and Alicia.
"So, these are the bastard's kids. The dhampirs."
"Damn right. Do you reckon they bleed like the rest of us?"
Auth is alarmed at that statement, and while one of them aims a crossbow with a stake loaded in it at Alicia, Auth dashes infront of his sister.
uA: I may not know who you are, or what you're doing here, but mark my words! Nobody, and I mean nobody, hurts my little sister!
"Hah. Of course not."
A scare chord, and Auth falls to his knees. Piercing his left elbow, all the way through, is a stake. One that a person would use to slay a vampire, by piercing its heart. Auth watches, as dark burgundy blood leaks from it- wait, isn't blood red? Not the purply-red of Burgundy? Anyway, his eyes widen, and he stares at the wound. Then he gets back up, slowly.
"Hm... do I toy with him? Or do I just put him out of his misery?"
"Make up your mind, you-"
He fires at Auth again, piercing his other elbow. Auth shouts out in pain, but remains standing, determined to protect his sister.
uA: (Alicia, go!)
uA: Is that all you've... got? I can... take more than that!
Auth looks on as Alicia nods and starts to run, but she doesn't get far before the woman nails her in the leg with a bolt. Auth looks on in shock, as Alicia screams in pain, before Auth runs towards her, covering her with his body. He nearly trips over as Alicia's purple-ish blood leaks all over the floor. He's put his life on the line for his sister.
"Heh. What's the bet I can kill the pieces of trash right now with one bolt?"
"Twenty quid says you can't do it, not with that trashy-"
A door to the side opens, and Catherine emerges. She looks at the man and the woman in her hall, and her children bleeding, on the floor, with stakes inside their limbs.
terrorCountess: You have. Two seconds. To explain. What you are doing. In my house. And why my children are bleeding on the floor. Before I kill you.
"There she is!"
"Catherine G-"
She appears on the other side of them, almost as if she teleported over. Her fingers have turned into claws, and those claws have wrapped around the intruder's necks.
tC: How many?
"Wh-what?"
tC: How many more. Of you. Are there?
"O-one thousand, three hundred and forty-nine!"
tC: Oh, so not too many then. Au revior, mon ennemi. I shall see you in Hell someday.
Red light envelops the stages, as though the special effects guy doesn't want this being shown to ANYONE, let alone children. It is exactly two seconds before the light subsides, revealing a scene outside. It's a driveway, with a nice fountain, beautifully growing trees, a clear, blue sky, and absolutely no corpses. This scene, of what the front of Peter's house USED to look like, quickly falls away. Corpses litter the ground. Blood has stained the water, fire burns among the trees, a good portion of the house is crumbling away. Catherine herself is perched atop the fountain, blood red skin, pitch black hair and sclera, pin-prick red eyes upon them. A strange, black liquid leaks from them, further staining the water. Catherine returns to the house, staring at her children, her complexion and hair returning to normal, just as Alister arrives in his car. He gets out of it, with his eyes closed.
alchemicalCreator: Oh good God, today was a stressful day... Catherine, I'm...
He opens his eyes, examining the scene of carnage around him. Men and women littering the ground, carrying weapons and armour bearing the sign of the Cross. It seems as though there was a small army here recently, but they were not only defeated, but completely annihilated.
aC: What in the Lord's name happened here!? Why are there-
tC: Alister, call an ambulance. NOW! Before our children bleed out!
aC: But what about-
tC: I'll explain later! Now get an ambulance!
The scene melts away, leaving Auth alone on stage. He stands up, or in the Yuukiscape, he just continues speaking.
uA: And so, to conclude our first act, Peter and his sister were carted off to hospital. It was already too late for the 1,349 unfortunate people who tried to assault Peter's family. It seemed to medical practitioners, that not only had their bodies been seriously maimed, but when they performed an autopsy upon one of the bodies, it felt like something greater had been completely destroyed. Our second act...
uA: Involves the beginning of Peter's experiences with loss. Great, unrivaled, repeated loss. You see, after the events of our last act, Alister never really got over that it. Time passed, Peter and Alicia healed. But every time... every time he looked at those scars... he couldn't help but remind himself of what caused them. He blamed himself, that he wasn't around, that he had gotten better. There were a multitude of irrational things he blamed himself for around the incident. He fell into despair. The strain he imposed upon himself, nobody could stand up to that. He was so hard on himself...
uA: And it culminated, late in January the next year. It reached breaking point. Catherine had taken Peter and Alicia down to the shops to buy groceries (and ice-cream, at the vehement request of Alicia), Alister was left alone, needing to take care of some "extremely important paperwork". And... well... it would be easier to just watch, wouldn't it?
Auth looks like he's actively suppressing sobs from the audience. He's saving the crying for the theatrics. The stage focuses on Alister, sitting at a desk in a large room. There's a lit fireplace with a grate in front of it, and there is one large piece of paper upon it. Alister picks up the stack of paper, allowing part of the title to be seen. In bright, red ink...
[color=FF0000]PACT WITH THE DEM-[/color]
Auth sighs, as does the Spectre of Alister. He thinks for a while, before tossing the parchment upon the flames, stapled together, so that they don't split.
tC: As I recall, that was what she said. How to get the completed contract to her.
[/B]
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Action Summary:
Auth tries to woo Junko over to the AZ side with his tale. He also tells the tale to Roxxanne, in a strange attempt to comfort her.
+2 to @Hezetor
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Ninjatwist_
Terrarian
Action 2/2
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 20/20 COMPLETE!
Fist of Medusa: 9/30
It's finally here!
I produce a bugle from my pocket and sound it off in a series of short, sharp blasts. I hear the roar of an engine behind me, and look back! Soon enough, I notice the Nuclear Canister Battle Tank steamrolling to my aid! The lumbering wall of stone and armor slows to a crawl and readies its weapons.
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank
Faction: Anti-Zero [AZ]
HP: 100,000/100,000
Armaments:
Fission Cannon: Turret-mounted, this weapon deals 10000 damage to a single target. It functions identically to the Nuclear Throne (page 166 of the old thread)’s Nuclear Fission attack, only firing once. It has a 2/3 chance to deal 4000 splash damage to a surrounding entity of the target’s faction, which it can do again up to 7 times on a success.
Heavy Assault Rifle: x2, Sponson mounted. These fire 3 shots of 3000 damage each (for a total of 9000 damage) to a single target, and can attack twice for both sponsons.
Passives
Vehicular Autonomy: This weapon can fire both its Armaments in the same turn.
Hull Points:
At suffering half damage, this vehicle takes a Vehicle Damage test on a D4.
1-2: Shaken. The Fission Cannon can only inflict splash damage, and the Heavy Assault Rifles suffer a 40% miss chance for each of its 3 shots for the next turn.
3: Stunned. Same as Crew Shaken. All incoming attacks have their miss chances reduced to 0, regardless of other modifiers, for the next turn.
4: Weapon Destroyed. One of the tank’s weapons, selected at random, is rendered unusable for the rest of the tank’s life (selected from Fission Cannon, Heavy Assault Rifle Sponson 1, and Heavy Assault Rifle Sponson 2).
Explodes!: Upon being destroyed with sufficient overkill damage, this vehicle will explode, damaging 1-3 friendly entities and 1-3 enemy entities. Both are confirmed in the same roll.
Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 20K/250K
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 20/20 COMPLETE!
Fist of Medusa: 9/30
It's finally here!
I produce a bugle from my pocket and sound it off in a series of short, sharp blasts. I hear the roar of an engine behind me, and look back! Soon enough, I notice the Nuclear Canister Battle Tank steamrolling to my aid! The lumbering wall of stone and armor slows to a crawl and readies its weapons.
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank
Faction: Anti-Zero [AZ]
HP: 100,000/100,000
Armaments:
Fission Cannon: Turret-mounted, this weapon deals 10000 damage to a single target. It functions identically to the Nuclear Throne (page 166 of the old thread)’s Nuclear Fission attack, only firing once. It has a 2/3 chance to deal 4000 splash damage to a surrounding entity of the target’s faction, which it can do again up to 7 times on a success.
Heavy Assault Rifle: x2, Sponson mounted. These fire 3 shots of 3000 damage each (for a total of 9000 damage) to a single target, and can attack twice for both sponsons.
Passives
Vehicular Autonomy: This weapon can fire both its Armaments in the same turn.
Hull Points:
At suffering half damage, this vehicle takes a Vehicle Damage test on a D4.
1-2: Shaken. The Fission Cannon can only inflict splash damage, and the Heavy Assault Rifles suffer a 40% miss chance for each of its 3 shots for the next turn.
3: Stunned. Same as Crew Shaken. All incoming attacks have their miss chances reduced to 0, regardless of other modifiers, for the next turn.
4: Weapon Destroyed. One of the tank’s weapons, selected at random, is rendered unusable for the rest of the tank’s life (selected from Fission Cannon, Heavy Assault Rifle Sponson 1, and Heavy Assault Rifle Sponson 2).
Explodes!: Upon being destroyed with sufficient overkill damage, this vehicle will explode, damaging 1-3 friendly entities and 1-3 enemy entities. Both are confirmed in the same roll.
Uber (Shielder's Salvation): 1/10 [IIIIIIIIII]
Satiation: 20K/250K
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