Commander Crocket Jul 19, 2016 I think I've traumatised both my little brothers, and my little sister for life. 50 Shades of Grey is the worst bloody colouring book ever.
I think I've traumatised both my little brothers, and my little sister for life. 50 Shades of Grey is the worst bloody colouring book ever.
Commander Crocket Jul 18, 2016 A PSA for all of you who groan. complain, and otherwise show contempt towards us pun overlords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtlm9sJFVEk
A PSA for all of you who groan. complain, and otherwise show contempt towards us pun overlords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtlm9sJFVEk
Commander Crocket Jul 17, 2016 It's 11:20 PM and the servers are still down. Niantic, for the love of Arceus, and all that is holy, step up your game, man!
It's 11:20 PM and the servers are still down. Niantic, for the love of Arceus, and all that is holy, step up your game, man!
Commander Crocket Jul 17, 2016 Come, brothers, and let us claim our rightful place in a world that has forsaken us. Valor beware, for
Come, brothers, and let us claim our rightful place in a world that has forsaken us. Valor beware, for
Commander Crocket Jul 17, 2016 ~ ♪ Makin' my way downtown, Walking fast, Eggs just hatched, But the server's down ♪ ~ (cont'd)
Commander Crocket Jul 16, 2016 News Flash: Pokémon GO has officially become a more popular app than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
News Flash: Pokémon GO has officially become a more popular app than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
Commander Crocket Jul 15, 2016 I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Commander Crocket Jul 15, 2016 Thinking about what could have been: "If I took a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."
Thinking about what could have been: "If I took a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."
Qui Devorat Jul 15, 2016 The dreaded day the update hit...http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-01-2015/VeRgFk.gif
Commander Crocket Jul 14, 2016 Can confirm that this is what it's like to play, let alone main Medic.
Commander Crocket Jul 14, 2016 I don't think America should have elected a president at all this year. They need to be single for a few years, and find themselves first.
I don't think America should have elected a president at all this year. They need to be single for a few years, and find themselves first.
Commander Crocket Jul 13, 2016 I know it's practically part of the job description by now, but being a TF2 trader is hard sometimes.
I know it's practically part of the job description by now, but being a TF2 trader is hard sometimes.
Commander Crocket Jul 13, 2016 Just unboxed two Strange Medical Mysteries and a Strange Practitioner's Processing Mask; they're currently the only ones that exist.
Just unboxed two Strange Medical Mysteries and a Strange Practitioner's Processing Mask; they're currently the only ones that exist.
Commander Crocket Jul 12, 2016 Could somebody else be a sex symbol for today? My good shirt is still in the wash.
Commander Crocket Jul 11, 2016 I never knew that something as simple as learning the alphabet could be such a rollercoaster of emotion.
I never knew that something as simple as learning the alphabet could be such a rollercoaster of emotion.
Commander Crocket Jul 10, 2016 I've heard that health insurance is something that is hard to come by for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
I've heard that health insurance is something that is hard to come by for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
Commander Crocket Jul 9, 2016 It's official; both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are now more unpopular than wearing sandals or crocs with cargo shorts and socks.
It's official; both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are now more unpopular than wearing sandals or crocs with cargo shorts and socks.