Commander Crocket Sep 4, 2016 Back from my holiday, so dust off your lab coats and smugly adjust your spectacles, because the doctor is in.
Back from my holiday, so dust off your lab coats and smugly adjust your spectacles, because the doctor is in.
Commander Crocket Aug 26, 2016 Technically, a kg of feathers is heavier than a kg of steel, as one must also carry the weight of what they've done to those poor birds.
Technically, a kg of feathers is heavier than a kg of steel, as one must also carry the weight of what they've done to those poor birds.
Commander Crocket Aug 26, 2016 Was playing around with some code when I came to the abrupt realisation that spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs
Was playing around with some code when I came to the abrupt realisation that spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs
Commander Crocket Aug 23, 2016 Protip: when robbing a bank, try not to enlist a vegan as an accomplice - they will tell everyone.
Commander Crocket Aug 9, 2016 Sometimes in life, it's better for one to keep their mouth shut and let people think they're stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Sometimes in life, it's better for one to keep their mouth shut and let people think they're stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Commander Crocket Aug 7, 2016 Only when I share a hotel room with my brother & thus the freedoms that come with it do I realise just how much I hate being a third wheel.
Only when I share a hotel room with my brother & thus the freedoms that come with it do I realise just how much I hate being a third wheel.
Commander Crocket Aug 4, 2016 A thought just occurred to me - maybe vampires suck blood in order to obtain vitamin D, being unable to produce their own due to (cont'd)
A thought just occurred to me - maybe vampires suck blood in order to obtain vitamin D, being unable to produce their own due to (cont'd)
Commander Crocket Aug 1, 2016 Eyelashes are meant to stop things from getting into your eyes, but when I get something in my eye, it's always my eyelashes. Eye-ronic, no?
Eyelashes are meant to stop things from getting into your eyes, but when I get something in my eye, it's always my eyelashes. Eye-ronic, no?
Commander Crocket Jul 27, 2016 Day 3 of holiday, checking in. Haven't been shot yet in the aftermath of the coup, so that's a huge plus. Security has tightened, though.
Day 3 of holiday, checking in. Haven't been shot yet in the aftermath of the coup, so that's a huge plus. Security has tightened, though.
Commander Crocket Jul 22, 2016 Currently at the South Terminal of Gatwick Airport. About to check in to our flight to Istanbul - here's to hoping things go smoothly.
Currently at the South Terminal of Gatwick Airport. About to check in to our flight to Istanbul - here's to hoping things go smoothly.
True dinklewinkle Jul 20, 2016 Rude and disrespectful behavior You mothering hat simulator doctor stop making puns and start doing something like reviving my will to live
You mothering hat simulator doctor stop making puns and start doing something like reviving my will to live
Commander Crocket Jul 20, 2016 IT'S SO WRONG, BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1usxjooDF4
Commander Crocket Jul 20, 2016 "You have Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what that means. But it's bad." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQOVUkpiLnc
"You have Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what that means. But it's bad." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQOVUkpiLnc
Commander Crocket Jul 19, 2016 gotta love dem high quality rips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg_y949lnSw