Unpopular opinion: I don't like the new true night's edge. The projectiles don't look as cool as the old ones and are impossible to aim.
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I'm at a dance right now and I'm standing at the edge of the room scrolling through my phone when I see this meme during a slow song
Ok so I just gave Malenia one(1) try and I have immediately decided I will be cheesing her with as many summons as the game will let me. She's like Sword Saint Isshin with lifesteal.
Honestly the endgame bosses are way too powerful. I know Malenia's optional but still. It's Darkeater Midir all over again.
Welp. I just saw a cockroach with an egg sac in my room. By the time I looked up what it was it disappeared.
So how's your day going?
Elden Ring spoilers:
Why does Ranni get mad at you when you talk to the mini doll? All you're doing is trying to talk to her and she gets mad. It's like in anime when the MC walks in on a girl changing because she was too stupid to lock the door and she acts like it's his fault, or when two characters accidentally kiss or something and the girl demands that the guy "take responsibility".
Empires of the Undergrowth 1.0 is releasing june 7th!
Bro Elden Ring keeps freezing and crashing and I have no idea why. It only started doing this after an update.
Epic Games can afford to give away a free game every week.
Libraries can afford to lend out books all the time for years.
You can listen to pretty much all music online for free.
Why are movies and TV shows the only exception?
You know, for all the trouble I've had with depression, I've never had low self-esteem. I've always thought "I'm a good person, I don't deserve this".
Ozzy Soulsborne
Elden Ring has grown on me, and I'm super happy about it. I wanted to like that game so much, and I finally do. It's a lot more fun when you know what the heck is going on and what to do.
A literal thing someone on twitter said: "Did anyone expect a game called 'Dark Souls' to be fun?"
Did anyone expect a game
To be fun
And here I am thinking "Dang, I wish I could do grocery shopping"
This whole stellar blade controversy is hilarious. People are complaining about "censorship" because one of the outfits is 3% less revealing than it was before and there's slightly less gore on lower graphic settings.
MY DOG JUST BROUGHT A DEAD ANIMAL INTO THE HOUSE HELP
I just had the best lucid dream I've ever had! It lasted several minutes, and it felt exactly like real life. I climbed a tree in it, and it was so real I could feel the texture of the bark. It was so real, I forgot it was a dream and was scared to drop down because I didn't want to hurt myself.
One time I went to the doctor and told them I have difficulty swallowing when eating certain foods or drinking, and their response was basically "Drink slower". That's literally the old joke "Doc, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
I've been using an electric shaver ever since I started growing facial hair, and I just used an acoustic razor for the first time yesterday, and it was great! My face hasn't been this smooth for years!
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