Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Ivyss]

terraria:terraria:terraria:terraria...

Do slimes taste like zombies?

 

[Lord Hungry]

hell ye.

can i taste you?

 

[ButKicker11]

OF COURSE! not...

Why does a cow not say meow?

 

[Extaasi]

Becouse it's cow.

Why we live?

 

[Azu]

To wumbo

Why does half of a pair of socks go missing?

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

because the pear was cut.
why do people like pokemon so much!?

 

[Techno Mancer]

Because they get to capture animals and pretend they're their most hated enemies. Then they make them fight to the death.

Cats eat baaaaats?

 

[Varsia]

no, Rats eat Flat Mats. And Pats.

Are we friends?

 

[Azu]

Only on Tuesday
what is life?

 

[Varsia]

Life is life.

Can I use downloadmoreram.com?

 

[Techno Mancer]

It's very safe I've tried it

Who knew?

 

[Varsia]

Me.

Did you drink my pepsi-cola?

 

[CometStreakTheDragon]

no
Where is my taco

 

[Varsia]

In my stomach.

Why did I eat your taco?
[DOUBLEPOST=1428091624][/DOUBLEPOST]pop.

Why did you pop my bubble?
[DOUBLEPOST=1428091652][/DOUBLEPOST]

Canada
pop or can?

I just responded, and it ended up above.
How?

 

[Azu]

Canada
pop or can?

 

[Your Conscience]

Can. I say both?

Why is bacon delicious?

 

[Varsia]

Because bacon.

Why am I so fabulous?

 

[Techno Mancer]

You've got a lotta glitter on yourself

Are you my conscious?

 

[Varsia]

Yes.

Are you my conscience?

 

[Techno Mancer]

Yes. This is conscienception.

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