Sukard's sides then go into orbit.
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Sukard picks up a Mana Lens: Healing, attaches it to the Acras Tuner, then fires it at Gail's direction. He then moves the Concentrated Avaritine near to Gail, refining his/her blood, and therfore healing him/her.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crusher
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
OW THE EDGE: 11/50
Sukardquest: 32/50
Fallen Booster: 10/50
--Alchemies-- TAZZ YOU GORILLA YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN MY ALCHEMIES LEVELS YET
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (5/?) (Level ?)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (2/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (4/?) (Level ?)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
I'm probably going to be ninja'd by a few million people, but Tazz can not update for a decent amount of time. His laptop monitor / main method of updating, is broken, which makes contacting us nigh impossible. Just posting this ASPA, I'll add more details in a second.
/null
Nyarly disperses Margress's molecules, before reforming them and then dispersing them over and over tearing him apart and then reforming him. It's the most fun one can have without rearranging them in- say that sounds like fun.
Nyarly forms Margress into a hunk of carbon, blackened and vacuous, it reminds one of a depiction of an asteroid. The water spills out of the holes within carbon. Faint flecks of calcium and keratin are visible creating a conglomerate of Margress.
Charges Heheheh 25/50 (+4 Piono and supercool)
A Smiling God 7/50
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 6/50 (+2 Hezetor)
Assists
+1 to Piono, supercool and Hezetor
Alchemiter
Grimdarkimitter (Level 10 11/11)
The Aklo Dictionary && The God Emperor's Text to Speech Device == The Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Device
Auto translates eldritch languages like Aklo, also has a built in Zi translator for some reason (installed by Randolph Carter), and can hook up to the cloud database of discovered Zi words.
--Charges & Alchemies-- Warped Conflagration: 5/50: ==================================================
Sunder: 48/50 : ================================================== (+3 from Generic)
For One Who Is Gone: 4/50: ==================================================
+1 to Generic, +1 to Crystal, +1 to Twin
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 15/15) -- COMPLETE!
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 13/13) -- COMPLETE!
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 16/16) -- COMPLETE!
--Statistics-- Level: 1
Ante Matter: 71,000/100,000 Souls Collected: 3
Bomber pulls out a pair of schematics; mech schematics. "Made a deal with my pal Crystal over there. In exchange for this mech design and my protection, I will not attack the Godslayers, abbreviated as GS, for as long as I have this mech." He turns to Crystal, grinning. "While I cannot guarantee that your cohorts will follow this deal (as it was not made with them), I trust that I have your word and you have mine?" The build is listed as follows:
The Nest (Bomber's Mech, Crystal's Design)
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Avian / Armored (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free) (0 RES)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
Weapons: Metalstorm x2 (40 RES) (80 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x4 (Autocannons for all of them) (40 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator x2, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4 (+1 from Player Bonus) (-1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
PWR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+2 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
SPD: 5 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+2 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
DUR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
REC: 4 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
STR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 2
Right from the schematics, it assumes a similar form to Crystal's: it is pitch black and is wasp-like in appearance. A hive of laborer wasps produces a light cloud around the Mech, not functioning for any purpose beyond gathering Ante Matter from victims. Drones resembling larger laborer wasps equipped with autocannons fly within the cloud, mimicking a swarming behavior.
Before getting in, however, Bomber's attention was grabbed by the Interface portal. Putting a candle made of black wax onto the palm of his left hand, he rubbed his index finger and thumb on the wick, causing it to catch fire. It burned hastily, the flame melting the wax over his hand. It covered it entirely, excess dripping through his fingers and onto the ground, making a hissing noise. Then, with his right hand, he extended his fingers into the wax and drawing it upward. It flowed out of his hand into the air, pooling in a sphere the size of a basketball. Expanding in size, the ball of black wax slowly molded itself into a humanoid shape. Finer details formed, until it became apparent that it was a near-perfect replica of Bomber himself. Putting a hand to his chest, Bomber slowly pulled his hand away. With it came a small, maroon ball of fire, which he pushed into the forehead of the inanimate replica. Color spread throughout the black wax figure, better resembling the creator it mimicked. It was entirely sentient as well. Simply enough, it was a copy of Bomber. Not quite as powerful, of course, but in his current state Bomber was certain that attempting to schism his being temporarily would be too much for him.
The two Bombers shook hands, smiling and greeting one another. This was a joke, as they both were already well acquainted with one another. Consequently, they both knew exactly what they wanted to do as well. Targeting the Skeletal Captain Falcon, they flanked him on opposite sides. Bomber Prime, suddenly flies toward the skeletal racer in a flying kick, aided by his levitation. It struck him right in the chest, sending him flying backwards into the other Bomber. This one knew exactly what was going to happen, and grabbed Skeletal Captain Falcon in a bear hug. Lifting him up and using the momentum, the second Bomber suplexed Skeletal Captain Falcon. With the application of physics, Skeletal CF bounced back off the ground a few feet, which the first Bomber took advantage of. Traveling across the ground swiftly in the form of a shadow, he appeared right below Skeletal CF, rising up in a burning uppercut. The second Bomber was already in position, creating a dark portal perpendicular to where Skeletal CF was now in the air. Out of the portal came numerous shadowy spheres, fragmented souls lost to The Void. For the final maneuver, both Bombers rushed over, seizing Skeletal CF on both sides. They spun him up into the air in a blazing whirlwind, searing him in their flames. Gravity took action and brought them to the ground, essentially drilling Skeletal CF straight into the dirt. Both Bombers were knocked away from the impact. Dusting off their suits, they approached each other again for another handshake. "Excellent work as always." Said the first. "A veritable combo it was." Quipped the second. The original Bomber remained behind, entering his Mech. The other went into the hole left behind by the Interface.
Good news, bad news: Good news is despite the monitor breaking, there was a neat save as I happened to have an HDMI cable to hook up to a TV that's fully-functioning, so I can still update. Bad news: AT some point I'm going to either need this repaired or need a new Laptop altogether, which may delay updates in the future.
(Star imagines what Tabuu vs him would look like.)
-SNIPPING WAS REQUIRED-
22/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
16/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
11/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
37 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann Theme && Magic Armor: Do the Impossible 4/7
A set of armor that can stop any attack that should be able to pierce through it.
Muramasa II Masamune: Muramune 5/5 DONE!
A sword that can cleave through all things as its wielder wishes.
Muramune && Star's Mechsuit: 1/?? Adds +1 PWR and +1 DEX to the Mechsuit's stats
Speaking of my mechsuit...
It gets its own introduction this turn, because I feel like it. But here are its stats.
Suit Class: Heavy, with Charge Shot
Body Type: Bio, 190 Res left
Ability: Tremorsense, 180 Res left
UI: Brainweave Harness, 170 left
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix, 160 left
Weapons: Sharpshooter, Particle Blade, 130 left
Drones: Heavy with Destroyer and Gator Tooth, 80 left
Abilities: EC Advanced, Jump Jet, Armor Plating, Cyber Brain, Duelist, Maneuvering Rockets (No resources left)
[AZ] Star* Power Armor: 350,000/350,000 HP +15,000 Regen; 4 EMP AC, 30% Dodge, 15% Dodge Ignorance. Sharpshooter Ammo: [IIIII]+10,000 Damage
FINAL STAT TOTAL!
DEX: 3
PWR: 4
SPD: 3
DUR: 4
REC: 5
STR: 5
Frisk doesn't respond. As you might expect, they look rather dissapointed in your choice, as if they were in fact willing to stay in Limbo and have their memories be eradicated rather than have Chara go free, but they say nothing. Their look goes neutral soon enough, though. Perhaps they understand they'd do likewise if the roles were reversed?
They almost look as if they were about to speak, but a brilliant light envelops them and they vanish. You proceed to leave, basically, as you have described.
You opt not to remain dead and opt to join back in when the joining is good. Star* Power Armor summoned!
UserZero has no real repsonse, other than a deep sigh, as if she knew your death was too good to be true.
Your attack against the Caster is facetanked, unsurprisingly, by that ridiculous Mutant Skeleton. The reduction tallies to 100, and unlike before, no armor piercing for you. It appears the salt and the Power Armor pods have taken Richard's attention away...
(Axe && Sword && Spear && Halberd && Dagger && Scythe && Sickle && Rifle && LMG && Pistol) || A Very Long Stick = C.K.I.X.W.S.R (Cheap King Ikea X Wooden Staff Ripoff) 2/???
New Alchemies
((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 1/???
Description: Shines with a color that rapidly changes. It is a pinnacle of arcane science, being able to let the world decide what you will cast instead of having to cast it yourself. In a convenient hand cannon form for the sake of not having to learn magic.
Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star
Charges
Knight Time 39/50
It's Just a Game 20/50
My Mecha 40/50
Alright folks, I have an idea that's like the R.N.G but totally different at the same time. It's gonna be an alchemy called the "Arcane Improbability." Basically, there's 7 magics and 2 slots. If there are two different magics, it will mix them together and make a "mutation magic". For example, I roll and get Fire and Lightning. They mutate and create Plasma. If you get the same magic for both slots, it will just fire that magic. For example, if I get Dark and Dark, I get Dark.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium, Relentless
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Avian (20 Resources)
Features: EMP Shield (10 Resources)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10 Resources)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix and Spider. (30 Resources)
Weapons: Plasma Rifle, Plasma Blade (think about it people, it's not just a laser sword, it's a laser sword that looks like a sword and can be a laser ax, peeps!) (40 Resources)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 1 Medium Predator, 1 Small Airstorm, 2 Small (40 Resources)
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Armor Plating, Marksman, Spare Energy Cell (60 Resources)
So, my effective nullpost on how to handle the risk of total multiversal anhillation got deleted, despite having zero action other than charges. I've lost a good bit of it, but EXOS managed to salvage a key strategy discussion:
Secret Strategy Meeting (posted publicly due to the topic):
EXOS: This meeting has been called to discuss a new threat that has materialized. Namely, The Black.
Crusher48: Whatever it is, its giant Chara food anyways. As explicitly supplied, Chara's sole ability is to instant kill ANYTHING that isn't a Godmodder. If not for a lucky shot happening to find its weakness in time, Zerisek would not survive its first EOTB.
Phalanx: Not true. From the footage we have recovered, The Black appears to have abilities focused around one aspect: Nullifying reality and rewriting natural laws whenever it feels like it.
Crusher48: Still woouldn't stop Chara.
Phalanx: Namely, even if you have an ability that was specifically designed from the beginning of the war to defeat this one particular entity, it can surround itself in an aura where that law of reality is broken. It completely nullifies any attack leveled at it, even Chara's automatic instakill.
Crusher48: And that would also include- the original Godslayer Cannon? The one designed to have infinite firepower by using the local Omega+ Godmodder as ammo?
EXOS: Most likely, yes.
The Commander: In my opinion, we can divide our strategies into two aspects: keeping The Black from ever showing up, and having contingencies to potentially do something to him should he show up anyways.
Crusher48: We aren't going to be able to stop him from showing up. At least, not reliably. All it takes is one paradox, just one misfortune, and all our effort is ruined there. Better off leaving it to UserZero, because she actually has a chance of blocking every single Paradox effectively.
EXOS: We can't beat The Black in a fight, though. His ability is essentially to overrule everything else. The Ultimatum cannon, the 500-point charge of instant death for anything else, would just be reality warped into doing nothing. There would be nothing we could do against a corruption aura.
Crusher48: There is one way to fight it at least. If it comes down to it, the First Guardian can initiate a technique known as a Tazzwarp, slowing down updates to such a glacial pace that it stops anyone from doing anything. That would buy a few years to beat The Black.
EXOS: Or more precisely, buy the universe a few years before it dies. And that's if he can be Tazzwarped, when he could potentially change reality to force updates and render him immune to time warping.
Phalanx: Can we employ the Clef Rule? Namely, that a reality warper has to be aware of an attack to stop it?
EXOS: That doesn't work on godmodders.
EXOS: In addition, I believe we can operate under the principle that the other Descendants fighting him in the alternate universe used every dirty trick they could. The only way we could possibly stand a chance is if we could exploit the knowledge of his abilities and/or arrival in some way.
Phalanx: Wait a minute. I have an idea. Problem is, it requires off-server assets. I'll send you the details now.
EXOS: ... That just might work.
Unfortunately, I think this accident proved that the First Guardian will not help us in the case of The Black appearing and destroying the multiverse. Which puts into doubt who actually cares about this threat. Despite the threat, I suspect that if it appears, only about half of us will even bother to acknowledge it, while the other half would just ignore it and do something else.
Look. You are devoting way too much planning to something that has a 99% chance to not happen, and is unbeatable if it does happen. How about we focus on something else instead?
I have to wait until the update finishes before I can figure out what to do, though.
Well, there's these pod things. As your AI, it is up to me to optimize your suit design to maximum potential-
*Crusher48.exe has crashed*
Or just build it myself.
Battlesuit: Carrier Mk.2
Appearance: The Mk.2 is an unconventional design. Its primary form of locomotion comes not from its limbs, but from several grav-drives packed into the core. In addition,
Class: Fortress+Carrier
Body: Crawler (60)(Free Weapon: Plasma Shield)(Free Features/Upgrades: Flight, Spare Energy Cell, Hard Light Projector))
Feature: Flight (free from Crawler)
UI: Manual
Hacking Systems: Defense Matrix, SPIDER(-drone) (30)
Weapons: Plasma Blade x2 (40), Plasma Shield (free from Crawler)
Drones: Heavy x8 (2x freon blaster, 2x sound cannon, 2x autocannon, 2x tesla rifle) (60)
Upgrades: Solar Panels (10) Spare Energy Cell (free from Crawler), Hard Light Projector (free from Crawler),
Note: Stats may change in the future if my min-max algorithms find a better way to deploy this.
Okay, I rebooted Crusher48.exe, and teleported him right next to the Caster. He immediately notices the monster right next to him, and proceeds to blast the Caster with a water cannon. This has no effect, so he switches to Massive Lingering Cloud mode, covering the whole area in healing clouds. He then laughs as the Caster tries to run out of range while constantly getting beaten up by the potion effect. Either that, or melt all his minions first.
...Wait. Uh, isn't he a skeleton? That should work.
The Caster: I do not welcome wanton destruction. I do not approve of UserZero's methods. But I do not have a choice in the matter. I am effectively forced to do what I do right now. That being said, I may speak relatively freely. The Caster: UserZero's experimentation on my bones have removed my natural marrow for casings of Divinium. The process was painful, but when she finally managed to properly adjust it, the negative effect of healing potions upon my body was negated, while still allowing me to benefit from damage potions. This protects me from the Palace's divine rays, as well. The Caster: I know you were the ones to kill the Chief. I quite liked him, he was quite sociable. Nevertheless, I should not have underestimated you, as prone to brute force as you can sometimes be. The Caster: As for the Black...Theoretical as his escape is, at one time we thought likewise of any entity like the Red even existing, much less joining the Dark Carnival. I know UserZero is looking into ways to kill him-slash-her-slash-them-slash-xir-tem-slash-yes-slash-it as well. Your best bet is her, really.
Thanks. See you in the End of Ends.
Shenelsky exits the Abyssal Realm. Where were you? Just making a deal with the Mage himself. ...
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress - Carrier (0)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hunter (60)
Features: Flight (Free from Body Type) (0)
UI: Manual (0)
Hacking Tools: None (0)
Weapons: Plasma Bow (Free from Body Type.) (0)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Heavy with Defender and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Destroyer and El Blanco and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and Starlight Breaker and War Lance, Heavy with Destroyer and System Shocker and Heavy Shield, Heavy with Metro Special, Heavy with Artillary Cannon, Heavy with Freon Blaster, Heavy with Tesla Rifle (120, 2x drones from carrier)
Suit Upgrades: Camoflauge, Backup Generator, Sub-Armor Pistons, Solar Panels (20) (First two free from body type)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+4 from Body Type)
PWR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
SPD: 5 (+3 from Descendant Bonus)
DUR: 5
REC: 2 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
STR: 5 (+1 from Suit Upgrade)
Total used Resources: 200
The Army: 6/20
The Puppet Commander: 6/25
Your Pal: 11/50
Crossbow || (Dynamite || Vaculite) = Biogenesis (Level ?: 3/?)
((Railgun || (Massive Blaze Rods && Amaranthine Embers) && (Magma Cream && Magetear Droplet)) && Targeting Device && Interactive Frequency Generator) || (Purple Crystal && Magetear) = The Shining Folly (Level ?: 1/?) (Erelyitem)
The Shining Folly: A device that seeks out those with (or without) the specified life frequency and, on command, lobs a Crystallized Rift at the presumed Heretic, utilizing the Haunt Muskie.
Haunt Muskie: Modified corotite railgun of some description, reinforced by four charred blaze rods. The advanced device is greased with magma cream, and charged with stellar concentrate. When loaded with Charred Rods acquired from the crystallization of knowledge swirls upon a special form of blaze rod, the Haunt Muskie fires out cosmically-charged unstable pikes formed from fused charred rods coated in the violaceous embers of the abyss. Upon spearing an enemy, the pike will detonate itself, blasting forth a wave of amethystine fire and charred shrapnel, neither of which make distinction between friend or foe. (Haunt Muskie made by Battlefury the Canine)
Crystallized Rift: The embodiment of unadulterated cosmic oblivion. Nothing survives in its wake, save for highly refined amounts of Resin Residuum lining in storage containers. When exposed to anything other than this, the compound will immediately begin to annihilate the fabric of reality present around or within it, from physical matter to souls, until it is contained once more. (Description by Erelye)
Hypefernal Thrusters
Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE)
Demonic Matrix
Lucky Tea
Demon Blood Shard
Raspberry Pi
Empty Taglocks
Richard Taglock
Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
Liquid Avaritine
Amaranthine Embers
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 6/9 Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
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I'm gonna assume that you just let me get away with the indigo flame crafting.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
I wait.
MECHA STATS:
Resources: 0
Resource usage log:
-20 avian mecha
Natural Weapon (-10, free melee weapon slot)
-10, brainwave harness
Defense -10
-20 plasma blade
-20 plasma rifle-
-15 tesla rifle
-10 brain
-10 duelist
-10 jumpjets
-10 sub armor pistons
-30 spare e cell
-15 drones
Armor plating -10
1+ to three stats for players:
1+ to rec, dex, dur.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Relentless, (Cannot be stunned, 1 AC against EMP damage)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Avian (2+ SPD, -1 DUR, free flight)
Features: Natural weapon, flight (free)
UI: Brainwave Harness
Hacking Tools: Spider, Defense
Weapons: Plasma Blade (free melee), Plasma Rifle (6 ammo, med range, 7.5k) tesla rifle
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress/Carrier
Body Type (include anything taken for free): leviathan: Your suit resembles the mythological beast of water. +4 DUR. Pick three Features or Upgrades and get them free. Free and Unique Waterworld ability: Select one faction, which will be engulfed in a slowing water field, which halves Dodge Ignorance and Dodge Chance for 2 turns. Cooldown of 4 turns. 60 resources required.
Free Features/Upgrades: Flight, Spare Energy Cell, Lockpick Countermeasures.
Suit Upgrades: Capitator 1, Capitator 2, Cyber Brain, Spare Energy Cell (free), Lockpick Countermeasures (free) Armor Plating: +1 DUR. 10 Resources, Maneuvering Rockets: +1 DEX. 10 Resource. Solar Panels: +1 REC. 10 Resources. Marksman: +15% Dodge Ignorance. Requires Cyber Brain. Incompatible with Martial Arts, Veteran Soul, Duelist or Technician. 10 Resources Jump Jets: You may use this to treat Melee like a Medium Range weapon. Cooldown of 2 turns. 10 Resources. EC Advanced: You are immune to negative Terrain and Weather effects. 20 Resources. Beserker. 15.
final stats
DEX: 2 1+ from Maneuvering Rockets
PWR: 4
SPD: 2
DUR: 10 (4+ from Leviathan) +1 from Armor Plate
REC: 2 (1+ from Solar Panels)
STR: 4
Drone total: 2 heavy, 2 light.
Upgraded drones:
Destroyer Heavy,
0
Genesis dog mecha
-40 medium drones
-20 rockets
-20 avian
-10 defense
Brainweave -10
Weapons -40
Brain -10
-10 Duelist
-30 Bulwark and Cover
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress (Carrier)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Avian, flight
[AZ] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 9,500/225,000 (+4,500 for damaging the Caster and +4,000 for healing the Terror Witch)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
MECHSUIT TIME:
YOU HAVE 200 RESOURCES:
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Heavy (200 R Remaining) Base Stats: DEX: 2 PWR: 4 SPD: 3 DUR: 4 REC: 2 STR: 5
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hybrid Dragontaur (Dragon+Tauric) (120 R Remaining) +2 SPD +5 STR
Features: Flight (Free)
UI: Brain Implant (100 R Remaining)
Hacking Tools: Defence Matrix (90 R Remaining)
Weapons: Plasma Blade and Plasma Gun (50 R Remaining)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): a Destroyer Drone holding a Rocket Pod and another holding a Stinger Howitzer (20 R Remaining)
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), EC Advanced (Free), Cyber Brain and Medical Kit (0 R Remaining)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 2
PWR: 4
SPD: 5
DUR: 4
REC: 2
STR: 10
Tweak it if it did not managed this process...
Action: Since I ordered my mech from one of Dr Glitera's mechanics, I try to equip a Blood Diamond Armour.
Other Half of Shock Trooper 50/50 (WAITING FOR NINJATWIST) +6 from ninjatwist, +5 from Toast and Hezetor.
Something 3/50
ChurgeAtk #1 13/50
Alchemy Creation:
Making a weapon based on Chara... Knife && Six SOULs && Full of Determination = ??? 1/??
Potion of Critmist && Potion of Dire Nectar = Potion of Kritzkrieg 4/9
It works like the Dunwich but this is the Sp00py variant of it. Try again after you destroy Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horrors
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = ??? 1/??
Joke Alchemy: None Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn...
+3 to Ninjatwist.
Using up +5s from Hezetor and Toast.
Charge Bank: +5 from Toast and Talist, +4 from Hezetor = 14 Charge Points in total
-CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR, PRICEY? LIKE, SAVE THIS TO A WORD DOCUMENT OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE THE TEXT ISN'T HIDDEN BY SPOILERS IN EDITORS.-
1/2
>Sukard: Make Power Armor. Launching totally_not_supermechs.exe... 190 RESOURCES TO ASSIGN. USE THEM WISELY.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium (Relentless)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): STIG (60 resources) (Flight, Spare Energy Cell, EC Advanced for free)
Features: Flight (Free)
UI: Brainweave Harness (10 resources)
Hacking Tools: None.
Weapons: Starlight Breaker (30 resources), SUPERSONIC SHOCKWAVE! (Free)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): Nope.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), EC Advanced (Free), Hard Light Projector (10 resources), Backup Generator (10 resources), Solar Panel (10 resources), Sub-Armor Pistons (10 resources), Maneuvering Rockets (10 resources), Armor Plating (10 resources), Cyber Brain (10 resources), Marksman (10 resources)
Player Bonuses: +1 to DEX, +1 to DUR, and +1 to STR.
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5 (+1 Player Bonus, +1 Maneuvering Rockets) (FOCUSED/CHARGED ACCURACY AD INFINITUM ACTIVE)
That's 190 resources, all used up.
>Sukard: Suit up.
You get your cool and new power armor delivered, which you have named "LANDFALL-MECH MK0."
DELIVERY: 1 TURN
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Sukard applies the Acras Tuner to the Caster's face for a prolonged amount of time. Then the Face Exploder^3. Then Ircucvci, then Diversity, then the Terra Shatterer. And finally, he bisects the Caster in two with the Slightly Ornate Sword.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crusher
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
Cataclysm!: 10/50
Sukardquest: 31/50 (+1 EXOS)
Fallen Booster: 9/50
--Alchemies-- TAZZ YOU GORILLA YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN MY ALCHEMIES LEVELS YET
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (4/?) (Level ?)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (1/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (3/?) (Level ?)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
ConsumerOfAll: Oh, yeah, I betrayed because of the puny looking armour suit with boring stats that will get destroyed extremely quickly? ConsumerOfAll: Hahahaha, no. ConsumerOfAll: I value my reputation. ConsumerOfAll: You've heard of projecting, right? Putting your personal flaws on to everything around you? ConsumerOfAll: Well, that's what I think you're doing. It's all just a joke, right? ConsumerOfAll: This war's just a joke, reality's about to become a joke, Richard's just a joke, us Descendants are just a joke, I'm just a joke. ConsumerOfAll: You're just a joke, and we're all just a joke. Let's all laugh at each other, right? That makes sense. ConsumerOfAll: I have seen the logs of the Second Godmodding War. Luck. Luck, and world shattering FATE is the thing that makes you lose to the same idiot who I suspect has something blinding him to any and all events of the future at this point, about a quadrillion times. ConsumerOfAll: Twice, and I would have ended myself already. Or at least tried. Something's probably protecting you from killing yourself, as well, I guess. ConsumerOfAll: If you react horribly, that just proves my point. If you really want to prove yourself something that isn't just a useless waste of space, then, you know, my friend over there...
I flashstep over to the Terror Husk, creating a Fire Resistance Potion, drinking it, before very forcefully hugging it, before I jump up, and drag it around, harmlessly.
ConsumerOfAll: If you don't do any less than apply brutal body horror to it in the way you likely do to most of your Terrors, whilst heavily buffing it, then I may see an error in-
I ignore the screen, before clutching my head in pain and this hurtshurtshursthursthurtshurtshurtshurtshutrshutrsthurtsHURTS
"However, the actual event in which a split first appears in a body is known as the Arrival. In this time, one will usually feel horrendous pain as their mind splits in two. Some may not even survive the process.
But those who do are never the same." ~ Doc Scratch [MSPAINT ART COMING SOON EVENTUALLY. CHECK THE FORGE OR SOMETHING.]
I notice that my real self is having a breakdown, realise that I am probably the closest thing remaining to Consumer Prime, and pray that I won't get absorbed. ConsumerOfAll: Since you apparently don't deal in my main currency of anime gorilla, how about I offer you my true name? ConsumerOfAll: It's A
I say, before my voice fades to a whisper in a tongue that only Erelye can comphrend, or something like that.
A girl casually walks onto the famous deathzone known as the Battlefield, skipping around, ignoring all the pain and suffering around her. She walks up to one "ConsumerOfAll" and takes a pair of dice from Consumer's pocket, before, holding them, and spinning around, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and you get the point by now. The world distorts around her, and Undead Captain Falcon is caught in the distortion, before she places the dice into the Falcon.
The dice light up, and the Falcon, and surrounding skeletons ressurrected by Caster, are caught in the latest effect of the Devouring Eight.
Bipolarity:
Two potion vials roll up to Crystal, one marked "Critical [11]" and one marked "Armour-Pierce [12]", before exploding in his face, and granting him a single crit and a single turn of armour piercing. A third potion vial rolls up to Captain Falcon, marked "You're Supposed to be Dead Silly Bird [13]." It explodes in a blast of charge energy, beginning to melt his bones.
(+1 from Everybody's Favourite Conclusion Jumping To AI)[/COLOR] Temporal Merging 5/40 (+1 from Cyan) ======== Bipolarity 40/40 ======== COMP | LETE. Living on the (Heretical) Edge 19/50 ========= Saurite && ESP Railgun == The Unworthy (Level 20: 6/11)
Scythe && Grief Seed && Condensed Hatred && Shattered Soul Gems && Codex Mark Astarta == Witchsoul Inflictor (Level ??: 3/??)
Conglomerate's Stick Shards && ESP Railgun && The Stranger's Sword && Five_OVER Railgun == O-V-E-R-F-U-R-I (Level 17: 3/9)
+3 to Battlefury.
THE ENDBRINGER. (aka I can’t believe the Simurgh is a freaking mech)
Suit Class: Heavy (DEX: 2 PWR: 4 SPD: 3 DUR: 4 REC: 2 STR: 5) (Harden)
Body Type: Alluring-Avian Hybrid (+4 DEX, +2 SPD, -3 DUR) (40)
Features: Flight (Free due to Avian), EMP Shield (10)
UI: Manual. (I’m a godmodder, I can probably reallyjoe it.)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix + Spider + Worm Implant (50)
Weapons: Starlight Breaker + Magnetic Phaser (50)
Drones: The Simurgh doesn’t have freaking drones silly.
Suit Upgrades: Camoflague + Solar Panels (+1 REC) + Lockpick Countermeasures (50) [0 / 200 RESOURCES REMAINING]
TOTAL:
DEX: 6 (+4 due to Body Type)
PWR: 4 (+ 1 EMP AC)
SPD: 5 (+2 due to Body Type)
DUR: 4 (-3 due to Body Type) (+3 from Player Sorcery)
REC: 3 (+1 due to Solar Panels)
STR: 5
[GS] The Endbringer: 375,000/375,000 HP, 5 EMP AC, Evasive (25%), Dodge Ignorance (27%), Regeneration (6,000 HP) Starlight Breaker: III.
Bipolarity:
Crystal has been given 1 crit and a single round of armour piercing because we I have nothing better to do. The remaining power goes to the attack listed under Bipolarity. Do your thing, and try to just weaken the Caster so a new player can get it. Either that, or do charge magic to leave the Caster on 1 HP. I'm sure that latter option will go so well.
I also remind Tazz that myself, Talist, Crystal, Toast and now Hezetor should be listed under the GS player list.
The Dæmon bursts out cackling the second you provide him with your name unprompted.
Fakju voloft, that was hilarious. Providing me with your end before I even attempt to formalize a deal.
Erelye levitates into the air, circling around you with a boiling immortal stare. You think you see his left eye flash silver for a single instant, though the spark is too swift to be judged real.
Do you have any idea what I could do to you right now?
You feel a distinct chill shiver down your body. The Mage casually descends to the ground once more, placing a thumb upon the bisected diamond symbol of the amulet in his hands. Lowering his mouth to the thing, Erelye appears to inhale some odd emerald vapor emitted from a slot in the device. He raises his head to you.
Your name for this. Do you desire anything else, or shall I fork dear Magnolia over?
For future reference: Never give anything until the deal has been agreed upon.
You grant Crystal 1 Crit and 1 turn of Armor Pierce, and deal 80,000 damage to the Skeletal Captain Falcon before the Devouring Eight roll!
8-3-1-5-1-5-6-5
From the eight dice, a massive Leper Gnome appears, made of pure purple lightning. His mouth opens, tumbling out the phase "Wanna Blow something up?" He proceeds to pull out another Leper Gnome out of his pants, which then proceeds to fling itself into the air like an explosive barrel, landing on the Skeletal Captain Falcon! This deals 30,000 damage!
...UserZero holds her hand up, as if to politely wait a minute for her to respond to you.
Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level ?)3/? (Ah, sorry, I didn't see that I skipped.)
Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat && Murphy's Law=(Level ?)1/?
Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=(Level ?)1/?
ITEMS WITH CHARGES
The Rise 5/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks divided by 2.
The Madness 5/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.
The Fall 5/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies are debuffed.
Each has 5 turn charge. If nerf needed, change charge time to between 7-10.
Strike: I attempt to calm down both Richardand UserZero over the betrayal of their allies. Richard because I'm worried about his psychological stability, and UserZero as a courtesy. Why am I caring about both of them? Let's just say I've seen what happens when a God Breaks. It won't help anything. I also give Richard the Scarf of Cards to assure him I will stay loyal.
I then strike at Frankenstein's Pokemon with Slashadenia and The Marks-Man.
Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat && Murphy's Law = ERROR! Cannot Alchemize with Biological item(s) "Schrodinger's Cat"! Use non-biological items in alchemization.
Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System = The Big Screen (Level 5: 1/3)
Richard silently takes the Scarf of Cards. He looks at it, only mildly uninterested, but sighs and tosses you a customary +2.
Meanwhile, in high orbit:
So you're saying they're {GARBLED}?
[yes]
And none of them are {REDACTED}?
[yes]
GET THE F.O.B. READY
[and sir]
Yes legion
[railcannon targeting system online]
Fire on the caster legion
[firing main cannon]
Charges:
2/50=helldiver fireteam summon [assist this first, then f.o.b. drop, then f.o.b. staff]
1/50=F.O.B. Drop
1/50=F.O.B. Staff
+3 assist to the next [GS] player with an unfinished charge.
Alchemies begun this turn:
Orbital drop handheld targeter && Thor's hammer = the eDen spark. A weapon capable of letting the wielder call down a literal beam of thunder on an area after a one second charge. Is best used while making bad lightning related puns and flying.
Bavarium combat jetpack && wingsuit = infini-flight jetpack wingsuit (if GM has a better name they are welcome to use that instead). An odd contraption, this modified wingsuit is capable of letting its user fly indefinately and to attack with a shoulder mounted machine gun and a back mounted rocket launcher. Also it looks really really cool.
Weapons Plasma Shield: Use to reduce 5 incoming attacks to 1/3rd of normal damage.
Dragon's Breath: T3 medium range flamethrower
110 resources
Drones:8 un upgraded medium drones (1 use metro special, 1 use sharpshooter, 2 use flamethrowers, 2 use freon blasters, 2 use heavy shields and while summoned, unless otherwise stated, the shield drones will bodyblock the deployer (that’s me by the way. hi))
150 resources
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell: Double-Action. Free (dragon suit)
Maneuvering Rockets: +2 DEX. (taken twice)
Solar Panels: +2 REC. (taken twice)
Armor Plating:+1 DUR. Free (dragon suit)
Kinetic Stabilizers: +1 SPD.
EC Advanced: You are immune to negative Terrain and Weather effects. Free (dragon suit)
200 resources
Final stat totals:
DEX:5(+2 maneuvering rockets, +1 player)(GUARANTEED HIT ACTIVE)
Player announcements: EVERYONE. Target the Caster's minions! Also, put a corollary onto those attacks to hit the Caster if all his minions get rekt. If we don't kill the Caster THIS ROUND, they're gonna get one of those fancy 350 resource mechs, and you all know it'll be an impregnable fortress.
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 10/11
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 7/8
Superosque AND energy condenser 8/8 Super air orb thingie completed!
29/20 for a space station
35/50 for an open deal?
1/50 for another thing don't know what yet
+2 to revan's space ship charge
+1 to crusher's decorruption charge
The OP King watches as basically everyone gets dunked into a mech.
They sigh. why are things always like this?
Mech choice:
Medium: Trait: Relentless
Tank form (10)
Flight (20)
Natural weapon x2 (20)
Plasma Blade (20)
Plasma Shield (20)
Wave Motion Gun (30)
Plasma Blade (20)
Light Drone with EMP Grenades (5)
Spare Energy Cell (30)
Cover (15)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Player stat boosts:
+1 to STR, SPD and DEX
End Stats:
DEX: 5
PWR: 4
SPD: 5
DUR: 4
REC: 4
STR: 5
But enough of what is probably going to turn out to have been unintentional minmaxing (I literally just grabbed stuff that looked useful, and if I had even 20 more resources available to me, I don't really know what I'd do with 'em.)
I have my energy point for Zerisek get allocated into Soulless Onslaught, aimed against the Caster.
The OP King decides that since the King of All Elements is being useless, they'll have to handle things.
The glowing red being floats over to the Caster, and the same purplish grin cracks open.
Suddenly the world twists around them... And a massive metallic and runic fist is careening towards them, as if from a great difference.
Of course, the Caster's friendos jump in the way to save him...
And in the process line up perfectly to get hit by the massive oncoming train that passes right in front of the Caster that is the real attack.
Alternatively, the Caster anticipates this and doesn't call in his underlings... (or has none left... somehow.)
In which case he gets smashed by a giant metal fist, and then run over by aforementioned train.
I'm not sure whether or not this is an attack on the Caster or his Underlings, to be frank, but in a fit of mercy I shall presume it to be the former latter, not former, I am being a silly. I have this very bad feeling you'll try to basically kill yourself later. You deal 10,000 damage to that one bloody Mutant Skeleton that keeps bodyblocking everything without taking a scratch-Aries Armor reducts it to 5,000, but he still felt that.
Pionoplayer Power Armor summoned!
You direct a point of Energy into Zerisek's Soulless Onslaught!
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
(Two Turn Focused Attack)
I cover my right hand with all the energy that I have taken and launch myself towards Uzi at a high speed. Clenching my fist, I then prepare to punch Uzi. Then I...
...flash step in front of the Caster. I then proceed to punch him with my energy coated fist, making a large explosion. I then jump out of the smoke that the explosion made.
Yeah if you can't tell, I wasn't really aiming for ya Uzi... I mean that's a pretty obvious strategy, right? Kinda hoping you were expecting that. I'd be disappointed in you if you didn't. And yes, I remember about the Curse of Repetitiveness(tm) doing that... I even fact-checked it.
And what's with everyone joining GS? You guys giving that faction some pity or something?
_________________________________
If the Caster is dead, I redirect this attack to Magress.
_________________________________
Alliance: AZ
I wonder the same thing. I'm mildly inclined to the GS faction, to be honest, but I still wonder...Perhaps it was already in the cards, though? I bet that people have always had plans.
Even if everyone goes GS, mind, I should suggest that people don't abandon Richard to his death. IF he goes, UserZero can focus everything on you. To give you an idea; right now, between turns, he is currently dodging and blocking an ever-increasing array of beyond-unreasonable bullet hell fired from every angle by mobile turrets (not capital-T turrets, just regular turrets), and that's just the summary. I think the summary doesn't quite cover the extreme nature of what's being tossed his way, but I personally think that the un-summarized version would take too long.
In any case, Fire and Blade summoned! You deal a focused 15,000 damage to the Caster, shortened to 7,500 damage by Aries Armor!
The Imperative: =================================================== 6/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Bomber)
The Interrobang: ================================================== 12/50 (+3 from Cobalt, +3 from Krill)
The Island: ================================================== 6/50
I +3 Cobalt.
The suggestions phase for the Every-Dimension Portal has started! Suggest the Wackiest and Zaniest™ ideas for things to pop out of the portal over the course of this turn!
Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, uses Transcendence, his entire body shuddering and convulsing as a blinding wipe of white fills the entire Pro-Zero side, dealing large damage to every PZ entity. All that remains of Ultra Greed is a solid gold statue formed in the likeness he had upon death. Isaac's soul slowly fades from the being, returning to the darkness. A Greed Donation Machine spawns upon Ultra Greed's death, the four Pennies he had entering it. All of Ultra Greed's minions despawn as well, with every one alive leaving a penny. That leaves a total of 17 Pennies.
The 17 Pennies, upon entering the Greed Donation Machine, fill the AZ side with an empowering aura. Every AG entity is healed for +34,000 HP! (All AG Players are healed for +4 HP.)
Sandfall Ampersand uses Pyramidion on Vargas, dealing very high damage and also spawning Charles Barkley to the field as an invincible Neutral entity. (Because this is a copy of a Boss we're talking about here, it'll be immune to whatever shenanigans Anomaly: Failure did. At the same time, however, Barkley isn't nearly as overpowered as his boss incarnation.) Barkley shoots some hoops at The Informant. Sandfall Ampersand mind controls Anomaly: Failure, severing his ties with The Player, who is promptly unsummoned. However, because of the effort it takes to do this, Sandfall Ampersand cannot mind control any other entities to do any other attacks.
Throne II uses Nuclear Decay on the Terror Witch, Terror Husk, and Mutant Skeletons.
The Scribe nods to Erelye after all the items are revealed and the terms are laid out, his soul set in stone. "I agree to your terms. I've already cheated death a few times. I don't see much harm in being stabbed once more."
The Scribe sees the complicated army of Mechs rising up. He retreats to his underground bunker. Echoing sounds of chaos rumble from within, including the sounds of squawking chickens abruptly cut off by whips, screeching cats, people punching melons, fires starting and stopping themselves every tick, the screaming of someone digging straight down, and what seems to be a horribly garbled text-to-speech rendition of Homestuck. After several minutes of this nonsense, the Scribe rushes through the ground, somehow piloting a giant mecha.
"Polyphemus," he utters, "let's roll."
Polyphemus
Suit Class: Heavy (Overload)
Body Type: Hybrid, Bio, Quadruped (Free Advanced Scan), Crawler (Free Rail Rifle, free EC Advantage, free Spare Energy Cell, free Marksman)
Features: Flight, EMP Shield
UI: Manual
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix
Weapons: Metalstorm, Big Mac
Drones: None
Suit Upgrades: Backup Generator, Armor Plating, Maneuvering Rockets
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4
PWR: 6
SPD: 3
DUR: 6
REC: 2
STR: 5
Final stat totals w/ Quadruped:
DEX: 5
PWR: 6
SPD: 3
DUR: 6
REC: 2
STR: 5
Final stat totals w/ Bio + Crawler:
DEX: 4
PWR: 4
SPD: 2
DUR: 7
REC: 7
STR: 7
Oh, and he makes one for Ampersand, too.
Per Ankh
Suit Class: Heavy (Harden)
Body Type: Tank
Features: Burrower, Natural Weapon, Natural Weapon
UI: Manual
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix
Weapons: Plasma Shield, Plasma Shield, Plasma Blade
Drones: None
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell, Maneuvering Rockets x2, Solar Panels x2, Armor Plating x2
Ultra Greed will do as you say! Ampersand will do as you say, though...His Mind controls don't go into effect the turn they're ordered if they have to capture someone's head retroactively, which really only applies to Hostiles-in other words, you'll get what you want, just next turn, to clear up the inevitable confusion. Oh, and Throne II will ALSO do as you say.
Polymepheus and Per Ankh summoned!
Silently, slowly, the Mage nods. Looking to his liquid prosthetic, he blinks, before glancing at his left limb. The Hand flashes with images of a square split into quadrants and an eternal Rust.
Forget being stabbed. The physically painful is simply too mundane this time around.
Slowly, the Mage removes the sleek violet gauntlet topped in brilliant cyan crystal from his left arm. He rolls up the sleeve, revealing masses of inked symbols set into the limb, visibly extending further across the body than you can properly see. Alchemical marks, punctuation, and symbolism alike dot the thing. Tossing his gauntlet to the floor, Erelye raises his left palm to you. The thin extremity features a hollow downward-pointing triangle of ink in the flesh, surrounding a peculiar symbol not tattooed, but seared into the flesh.
The thing appears to be the number eight bisected in the middle by a straight line.
The Mage places the palm upon your chest, whispering something equally under his breath and into your awaiting ears.
Hlorwfh, rmgvikfmxg, wvo, voorkhrh. Gsv hrtmh lu gsv Hvmgrvmgh, hvzovw vgvimzo rm z hvg lu hjfzivh. Gsv Uriv lu gsv Xrivmr. Gsv yilpvm hrtsg lu gsv rnnligzoh. ПХЫЛАХ ЕРТТ, ИОЦТХИС ЦЕРС-Х-ВАРДИТ. ПИ ИО ПЕИЫЦТ, ИО З-УЦОС ВАРДИТЛХ. РВИ УЦОСЦО ИО.
Your vision grows hazy, whispers coalescing about the edges of your range of hearing. The scorched eight frames itself over Erelye before you as all else fades from reality, seemingly burned bright crimson into the fabric of existence. The scene shifts, and the two of you stand atop a circular platform above lakes of magma. Each loop of the eight suddenly blinks open, revealing a pair of silver eyes, silently judging your worth over the heat. One by one, corpses and shattered artifacts drop from nooses on the ceiling of the magmatic scale chamber, nine wholly different, the rest appearing to be either you, or the Mage.
Behind the baleful eyes of judgement, you can vaguely see Erelye’s magetear prosthetic wobbling and dripping to the floor of the stone platform in globules, the thing already half gone. Instantaneously, every single humanoid hung from the noose is bisected through the torso by a burning diagonal solidus, the halves of the bodies dropping into the inferno below. Everything fades to black once more. Even the silver eyes fade. The Mage abruptly vanishes, leaving you alone in an infinite span of black nothingness.
You see something in the darkness. It beckons you. A being with six eyes, six wings, and six arms. With patterns cut via jagged edges into their skin. With an all-seeing eye forever closed. Ink drops from the sky in droplets, raining down from the infinite sky. It leaves pure white behind in its wake as it descends upon you.
You can’t take your eyes away from the being. Ink fills your lungs, dribbling down your flesh, even beneath your clothing. The fluid mars the pages of existence like the aphotic inks drawn from the vitae of the realm between words and the ephemera of the humanoid, all from a quill fashioned from the ovipositor of a deformed alavaraphidia, ever subs-
Fullstop.
At once, the reality before you physically shatters away, and your vision clears to see the Mage and his abyssal realm once more. Accompanying the clarity is a hideous splattering, and the sense of a spike being violently driven through your chest with the force to crack monolithium-stone, blood spraying forward upon the Mage, and dripping backward as well. Erelye removes his left hand from the gaping hole in your chest, dripping with blood. He experimentally tastes it, scowling. He doesn’t seem to notice that his right arm is wholly in a puddle beside the both of you, revealing what appears to be a charred stump.
The sense of initial shock seems to fade away as Erelye twitches his remaining hand. Within the gaping hole of your chest, an olive sigil burns itself into existence as your flesh knits over it once more.
That of Vega.
The magetear puddle beside the Mage inexplicably rises in unison, forming a functional limb once more. Kalare takes the opportunity to casually roll down his left sleeve, and don his gauntlet once more, ignoring the blood dripping from his hand yet still. You feel invigorated, the hole in your body repaired.
I would suggest you hand me the copy you promised, but I took that opportunity to piece the knowledge out of the thing’s essence proper. Speak your name, and you shall be free to take all that is your inheritance. Hah.
As the two of you stand there, a corrupt zodiac of five thousand eighty-two amethystine symbols emerges from the black sky above, several of which you recognize from the Mage’s tattoos. Offhandedly, the Mage makes a comment.
Oh, and if you intend to truly reach the Citadel in your sleep, I'd advise one thing. Fear the Vagabond, whom wields the secrets of the archives. They're like a parasite in the corpse of my work. It's lovely.
Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level ?)4/?
Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat && Murphy's Law=(Level ?)2/?
Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=(Level ?)2/?
ITEMS WITH CHARGES
The Rise 6/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks divided by 2.
The Madness 6/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.
The Fall 6/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies are debuffed.
Each has 5 turn charge. If nerf needed, change charge time to between 7-10.
Complete
Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)
Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )
Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)
I suggest an idea for the Every-Dimension Portal: Every Computer Program, Virus, Malware and Firewall in Existence combined.
I also attack Frankenstein's Pokemon with Hackmons, with max attack, normal gems, and using self destruct. They then delete themselves. I then hit him with Slashademia and The Marks-Man.
I also see if it would be viable to get Richard and UserZero to temporarily work together to destroy the GodSlayer fraction.
Having witnessed Over Nine Thousand Trillion Years Older AKA 9/09, you gauge that UserZero had tried allegiance...That being said, there is a reason why UserZero and Richard fanfiction would destroy reality. You don't think they wouldn't both focus-fire down the GS faction for a few turns before resuming on their primary targets.
Every Computer Program, Virus, Malware and Firewall in Existence combined has been suggested for the Every-Dimension Portal!
You deal 4,000 damage to Frankenstein's Pokemon...And 4% Integrity Damage! You trigger an Integrity Roll-it's safe at any value at or below 73! (I'm officially doing it this way now) The roll is 63, so nothing comes of it.
//null
Suggestion for the every-dimension portal summon.
Vex. Wearing silly hats and playing steryotypical mexican music as their attacks. (What? You said they were to be wacky and zany.)
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 7/9 Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
Entity Commands:
Genesis Dog: Use Dogsong on Zeszerisk.
-SNIPPAGE: MAXIMUM-
Nyarlathotep chuckles in a way reminiscent of a teacher before student who asked a particularly lovely question.
Definition of Manipulative (adjective): characterized by unscrupulous control of a situation or person
I will concede to being a controlling "person" but unscrupulous?
Definition of Unscrupulous (adjective): having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair
I have moral principles, (definition of moral [adjective]: holding or manifesting high principles for proper conduct) like say being polite to people and attempting to have some sort of respect for those who have are worthy of it. Unlike some I am not a monster who will slaughter worlds for perceived slights.
I am not much of a liar (definition of lie [noun]: a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.) but merely interpret the facts like anyone, if I am subjectively a liar then that's your problem for interpreting my statement as the object truth when I too can be biased. Even the claim of my statements being false irks me. I don't tell anything that can't be considered true.
And if you are calling me unfair (definition: [adjective] not based on or behaving according to the principles of equality and justice) I must ask what is Justice to you? What is Equality ? I am older than any of you could even think up of a number for and I have never seen an act of Justice or Equality by any intelligent definition. So if you ask me to serve something that you cannot do yourself that just seems rather stupid of me.
Here have a free dictionary on me,
The Faceless God summons a dictionary entirely in Aklo and drops it in front of Notch.
But enough philosophy, I have a far more pressing concern, can/when can we get these noncombatants off this Server? I would rather like to avoid a crisis where they are endangered.
Nyarlathotep taps a few controls on the Pod and begins creating something from a lovely memory of his.
Prototype: The Clockwork King
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Medium, Relentless (DEX: 3 PWR: 4 SPD: 4 DUR: 3 REC: 4 STR: 3 (Free)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Tank (+1 DUR, +1 STR, +1 DEX) + Hybrid + Quadruped (+1 DEX and Better Scanning) (30)
Features: EMP Shield (10) and Flight (20)
UI: Manual (Free)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10)
Weapons: · Plasma Blade: Melee Range. 4,000 Damage. (20)
Drones (include the upgraded drones):
Suit Upgrades: EC Advanced (20,) Repair Kit (10) Maneuvering Rockets: +1 DEX, Backup Generator: +1 PWR, Kinetic Stabilizers: +1 SPD, x 2 Armor Plating: +2 DUR, Solar Panels: +1 REC, Sub-Armor Pistons: +1 STR (80)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 3 (+3 from Rockets, Tank and Quadruped)= 6
PWR: 4 (+2 from the EMP Shield and Backup Generator+ Tank)=7
SPD: 4 (+1 Stabilizers)= 5
DUR: 3 (+3 from Armor Plating x2 and then the Tank)=8
REC: 4 (+1 from Solar Panels)= 5
STR: 3 (+2 Sub-Armor Plating and Tank )= 5
+1 to Zeriesk's Souless Onslaught to Caster/Margess if Caster is rekt
Charges Heheheh 19/50 (+4 from Piono)
A Smiling God 6/50
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 3/50 (+2 Hezetor)
Assists
+2 to Piono and +1 Hezetor
Alchemiter
Grimdarkimitter (Level 10 10/11)
The Aklo Dictionary && The God Emperor's Text to Speech Device == The Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Device
Auto translates eldritch languages like Aklo, also has a built in Zi translator for some reason (installed by Randolph Carter), and can hook up to the cloud database of discovered Zi words.
You direct a point of Energy into Zerisek's Soulless Onslaught! (2/1/8) Oh, yeah, that: 2 is the charge given, 1 is the value needed to use the attack, and 8 is naturally the cap.
The Aklo Dictionary && The God Emperor's Text to Speech Device = The Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Device (Level 3: 1/3)
Notch takes a minute to absorb what he's just heard like he can't possibly believe it.
*Notch: OK, OK, fine, sorry. Apparently your negative reputation is a bit too exaggerated...Should have known better. *Notch: I think that there's already a lot of hubbub about Indalo. If you must know-and you could probably figure out yourself-we are creating a portal to get all the people here to the relative safety of Indalo, with their houses and such intact...It shouldn't take too long, either. *Notch: I have no inclination to join them, however. I need to keep my eyes on you lot, and especially you. And not just because of your reputation either. *Notch: ...Also, I've heard of rumors of you butchering some lower-ranked Godmodders. *Notch: Is that true?
I punch myself in the face, grab a pogostick, join the Godslayers, eat a sandwich right in front of Richard's face, and ride off into the sunset, because why not?
Feels good to not "stay in character".
Also, I'm going to resuggest my "four traveling musician blobfish who break dance and also wear tutus" idea to the every dimensional portal, since that seems to have been completely ignored last time.
I have no idea who I should be giving charges to, so I'm just going to give them to the first three Godslayers who appeared in the last update.
(+1 to pionoplayer, +1 to RepentantRevenant, +1 to Crusher48)
[CHARGES]
14/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONSAND OTHER UNMENTIONABLEEVILSTUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT 12/40 ~ RNGesus
9/35 ~ ...
Richard seems to have calmed down from the most recent mass defection, but still looks rather annoyed at your leaving, if only mildly because he barley knew you to begin with.
four traveling musician blobfish who break dance and also wear tutus suggested for the Every-Dimension Portal.
Alchemies
Ira Warded Jar && Rune of Wrath && SCP-1133-2 && Iron Key = Grimm's End (Lv. 12, 7/7)
A key made of iron, inscribed with strange runes. It is able to transform into a knife and manipulate the sin of wrath in others.
Warded Jar && Concentrated Avaritine = Essentia Singularity (Lv. ?, 1/?)
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 2/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 2/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Charges
Project M17-Portal to the Finite Realms 1 (4/50) (+3 from Twin)
Project M14-Portal to the Infinite Realms 1 (18/50)
Project M16-Power Level (5/50)
+3 to Twin
Every-Dimension Portal
I suggest a Sentient OxiClean Detergent Ball Imbued with the Power of Billy Mays.
Action (Focus: Oxygen, Z=8)
A floating neon red circle draws itself in the air before me and I raise my hand to touch it.
Suddenly, from the red circle, a droplet of a strange blue substance, voxellated into cuboids of square base and height 40% of its base's side length, falls onto the ground. From it erupts a massive yet temporary change in scenery in the surrounding few hundred meters.
The roar of a speaker playing Never Gonna Give You Up as loud as the EAS Tones Cannon can fire is heard throughout the battlefield as hundreds of humanoids - I wouldn't call them humanoids but they're apparently officially called "humanoids" - appear out of thin air along with several buildings. One appears to be a prison, another seems to be a cheap imitation of a Minecraftian skyblock, and another seems to be a sort of paintball arena.
The humanoids themselves are sort of like a Minecraftian, but wider and with rounded heads. Or at least that's how some of them look. Others look more like horribly deformed building block minifigures designed to look a strange form of realistic. A massive humanoid of the former type with a blue torso and green "pants" appears to be standing in place, angrily devouring pies thrown into its mouth, while a set of floating words counts how many pies and humanoids the giant "noob" has eaten.
Somehow, a plane crashes into a nearby body of water. Many humanoids drown as they fail to swim towards an island in the distance, on which a strange green tile with a vortex symbol painted in black is placed.
The Caster, caught in the middle of this new land, is standing right in the path of the plane and is crushed. Its remains are quickly eaten by trillions of humanoid zombies and thrown into the giant "noob"'s mouth, dealing massive damage.
Mech Suit Creation - W32Coravint
Suit Class: Light / Overload (200 Resources)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Mount (180)
Features: Flight (160)
UI: Brain Implant (140)
Hacking Tools: Spider (120)
Weapons: Autocannon, Plasma Shield (85)
Drones: Heavy, Autocannon (70); Heavy, Metro Special (55);
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Technician, Power Transfer, 2x Backup Generator, 1x Maneuvering Rockets (0)
+1 PWR, DUR, REC
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5
PWR: 5
SPD: 7
DUR: 3
REC: 5
STR: 2
Mech Suit Creation - 0xFF2A / Glitch Abomination
0xFF2A enters the pod. It visibly glitches while it is inside.
The pod then glitches horribly from 0xFF2A's presence, and 0xFF2A heals a decent amount by absorbing the glitches. The pod also dissipates into nothing after that.
Sentient OxiClean Detergent Ball Imbued with the Power of Billy Mays suggested for the Every-Dimension Portal!
W32Coravint Power Armor summoned!
The Glitch's effects kick in-which is basically a lighter RNG effect. You roll 27-the Glitch Abomination heals to full and randomly gains 100,000 HP, current and max!...Nothing else.
That is...Unfortunate, comparatively.
The Caster takes a Focused 40,000 damage, midgigated to 20,000 by Aries Armor.
Oi, this is going to be VERY fun. I figure I'll pack myself into Tactical Dreadnought Armor this turn with some medical attachments and see what I can do in the thick of fighting!
Shock Trooper Part A: 50/50 [STORED: 1/3] DEPLOYING!
Another Part of Shock Trooper: 50/50 (Claimed from @Pricey12345) DEPLOYING!
Shock Trooper Part B: 39/50 (REMOVED)
This is going to be very fun.
I gather storm clouds from the turbulent skies above, calling for a bolt of lightning. I cast my finger out, and lightning dashes to the ground at my command! When the lightning leashes its fury, my mechanical creation the Shock Trooper stands in its place, ready to lead the Anti-Zeroes with the Godmodder Slayers to victory against our Pro-Zero foes.
Image below! Snip at your leisure. Please note that I'm not TwinBuilder and I'm not as good an artist as him, so please keep criticism constructive! This was a 3-day on and off project, so sadly there is no shading.
Shock Trooper
Faction: Anti-Zero
HP: 500,000
-WE NEED SOME SNIP IN THIS HOUSE, ENTITY STATS SAFELY STORED, DON'T WORRY-
Buff and nerf as you see fit, which I can freely negotiate with you somewhere, like on Steam or Discord. Also, if you need me to explain anything, I'd be perfectly fine with it.
I'll organize my and the Shock Trooper's mechs on my next action.
Due to the fact that, while I had intended for entities beyond 50 posts of charge to be regulated to some degree, I hadn't actually put this in the rules following this. Shock Trooper summoned!
Oh, but it is...Altered, in some ways. Mostly buffs.
-Volt Pistol Damage up to 18,000
-Electroblade Damage up to 24,000
-Discharge now costs 90,000 Electrified Bonus Damage to activate (because damage went up in general)
-Deathbond deals 30,000 damage, and half that to 2 other entities.
-Electroshock deals 15,000 damage.
-Rapid Fire's accuracy is toned down to 50% and damage goes up to 90,000 (if all 5 Volt Pistol shots land)
-Gigaslash now deals 80,000 damage flat (though no chance to miss all your shots)
-Electrified Damage now goes up to 10,000 (AKA the standard damage for DoT effects). Stacks of this increase duration, NOT damage. It is instantly cured if any attack causes bonus damage from Electrified.
-Short Circuit is clarified to not use the charge points of any charge it is procced on.
-Additional 'Haywire' passive: Due to nature of attacks, all attacks are treated as EMP damage against Power Armor suits, including backlash from Overload. If this would cause less damage than a regular attack, the regular attack damage is used instead.
The Ambularmor and The Blitzkrieg (Ninjatwist's and the Shock Trooper's Power Armors respectively) were sent over PM and I'll allow it, so they're both summoned.
Zerisek is literally incapable of drinking that potion, so you fail! Your switch to GS does NOT fail, however, and Richard is groaning in a metaphorical corner in misery.
Hearing the words of the Matriarch Hezetor thinks to himself.
This deployment of forces is either to impress me, or to scare me off, what kind of fool she thinks I'm? Attacking my future allies before they have helped me? Also she seems eager to send me away from here as soon as possible, she either fears me or just think I'm a waste of her time.
And after carefully observing all the forces that The Matriarch deployed the avatar of Hezetor speaks:
"Salutations noble Matriarch of Moog City, as know I'm Hezetor of the Descendants, it is an honour to be received in this place.
Despite what you say, the thought of asking for troops before the previously intended time has never crossed my mind.
I surely know the problems of having a limited number of resources, in the past these problems haunted me as well.
My visit here is mostly to consent beneficial exchange between you and us, the first thing I want to try my hand is exchange of information.
All possible informations about our future enemy may be of help, the motives for her actions, any weakness it has shown in the past, the way it has attacked in the past, also, previous iterations of our enemy shared any traits of more recent version of her?
Before coming here I was also interested in knowing what kind of forces you would have sent to aid us, but you already answered my question.
You see Matriarch, it is my opinion that proper preparation before the battle would render our future fight more simple."
Power Armor
Suit Class : Fortress - Siege Mode
Body Type : Bio +3 REC, -1 Dur, Crawler +2 DUR, +2 STR, +2 REC, -2 PWR, -1 SPD (Starlight breaker, Spare Energy Cell, Backup Generator +1 PWR, Armor Plating +1 DUR) (70)
Features: Natural Weapons, EMP Shield [+1 EMP AC] (20)
UI: Brainweave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: Defense matrix (10)
Weapons: Starlight breaker (free), Gator Tooth [from natural weapons], Rocket Pods, Plasma Rifle (60)
Drones: 1 Medium Drone with a Tesla Rifle (10)
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Marksman [+15% Dodge Ignorance], Armor Plating +1 DUR (free), Backup Generator +1 PWR (free), Spare Energy Cell [double actions] (free) (20)
Final stat totals: (in brackets is written where the suit got those stats)
DEX:2 (1 base,+1 from Player)
PWR:5 (4 base, -2 from Crawler, +1 from Backup Generator,+2 from Player)
SPD:1 (2 base, -1 from Crawler)
DUR:7 (5 base, -1 from Bio, +2 from Crawler, +1 from Armor Plating)
REC:6 (1 base, +3 from Bio, +2 from Crawler)
STR:6 (4 base, +2 from Crawler)
50/50 hold
9/50 +1 from RRevenant
4/50
+3 Toast.
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember && Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 13/13) Complete! (add description pls)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 10/11)
I then duplicate my Module of Total Manipulation and trade it to Crystalcat's Red Sun Module.
NOTE: THIS MAY BE MOVED TO A DIFFERENT POST LATER IF LENGTH PERSISTS, BECAUSE THIS IS A BIG OFFENDER.
The Matriarch smiles at you. It appears the large presence of troops is mostly just for the standard security reasons. "Hezetor, we would be more than pleased to tell you all that we know of her."
"Would you like to be aware of anything else? I believe transparency in our preparations is for the best."
Hezetor Power Armor summoned!
Module of the Titan Patriarch: There is a legend of an unbeatable warrior and father, who lost his son and wife to a terrible war, and in response, unleashed untold havoc upon his foes with a blade and flames of pure chaos. He was indomitable, ferocious, relentless, and near to invincible, and his presence alone was enough to get lesser forces in full retreat. His terrible visage still haunts the minds of many in the realm of ordeals and souls of pure darkness-even the most powerful beings of this world would give this man a wide breadth should they ever meet.
This legend has never died, and this module draws upon his power. Naturally, it has the best effect on armor pieces and two-handed swords, though it may be applied to almost any piece of equipment-though it is speculated that attaching it to a throne is in some manner suicidal. Just don't tell anyone you leveled up Dex.
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Mesh+Improved Camoflague (and +1 to Power, Speed, and Durability)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Bio Hybrid Roller/STIG (90)
Features: Flight (Free)
UI: Brain Implant (20)
Hacking Tools: N/A
Weapons: Plasma Rifle x2 (40)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): N/A
Suit Upgrades:
Cyber Brain (10)
EC Advanced (Free)
Maneuvering Rockets (10)
Armor Plating (10)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Lockpick Countermeasures (Free)
Camoflague (10)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 5
PWR: 3
SPD: 8
DUR: 4
REC: 8
STR: 1
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress (Carrier)
Body Type (include anything taken for free):Bio Hybrid Leviathan/Roller (90)
Features: Burrower (10)
UI: Manual (Free)
Hacking Tools: N/A
Weapons: Point Defense System x2 (60)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): N/A
Suit Upgrades: EC Advanced (Free)
Maneuvering Rockets (10)
Armor Plating (10)
Solar Panels (10)
Hard Light Projector (10)
Spare Energy Cell (Free)
Infused (Free)
Final stat totals:
DEX:1
PWR:4
SPD:2
DUR:11
REC:5
STR:4
Super grabs The Caster, teleports to a contraption and shoves them inside it.
"You're in a springlock suit, they're very fickle things, a single wrong move and they snap shut, trust me, you really don't want that, I'm opening the faceplate, keep the springlocks wound up, or else. Oh, and don't forget to keep these little guys from getting in, I think you can wiggle them off."
Several small animatronic dolls begin crawling up the suit towards the faceplate.
2 minutes later a sickening crunch is heard. Charges
Plan S 19/20
(+1 Piono, Consumer, and Crusher)
The dolls back off as they realize the Caster is a skeleton, which messes with the AI and makes them think its a proper endoskeleton. He naturally completes the challenge relatively easily with the Minierettes taken care of.
Magress flies into Flumtpy's House of Horrors after taking a nasty battering. You hear what may or may not be Flumtpy's voice as he goes over the rules of his Friendship game on the phone. You also hear Magress scream almost immediately thereafter.
Magress was killed by Flumtpy Bumpty's [REDACTED]
OK, so, don't go in there. It's bad.
Magress is dead, in case you didn't realize, and thank goodness.
GladiusAssailant Dank Power Armor summoned!
I proceed to subvert Erelye's expectations by providing the information you request before he even gets to respond. While almost EVERYTHING about the Caster has been revealed, here's the bits of information you don't know, mostly regarding his Charges:
-First off, there's a mistake, It's not Hiring Process that procced twice. That would be Accepting Employees. You already know what that one does, increasing his rate of summoning skeletons and such.
-Hiring Process instead summons a Skeletal Abomination of huge proportions. It's invincible while bodyblocking for the Caster and will always do so succesfully, as well as adding quite a bit of damage to the Caster's attack while it lives. It's HP isn't massive, though. Its stats triple upon Mass Recruitment being unlocked. Which it is. The Caster should not survive this round, much less two additional rounds.
-Herald of Death is a straight-up insteunt deaf to a single target-extended to five when Mass Recruitment is unlocked. The entities killed in this manner will be raised alongside next turn's skeletons.
-Finally, the Spoil of War, the Spectral Bow! This bad boy is a reasonably simple blow, crafted from the remaining magical essence of the Caster. Its use is to summon a skeletal ballistae, which will fire upon an entity of your choice for huge damage. The skeletal ballistae will then break apart into invulnerable skeletons, which will keep at your side for 2 turns. A cooldown of 5 turns is in effect-but the existence of the skeletons do not interfere with that.
Without wasting a single breath, the Dæmon tosses the Entropic Fragments over to you. Then, he casually stabs you through the chest with the Hand of Saraswati. A peculiar burning sensation brings itself to life in your chest, singing with the light of Alphecca.
Erelye extracts the Hand from your body, and turns away, staring into the abyssal sky.
I’m sure your Game Master will be entirely willing to provide the information you desire a line or two down. Hah.
((I'm back... in black. I'll get my post organized soon enough.))
Looking around at the pods, you see one get pulled under the earth for some inexplicable reason.
Something's stirring from underneath...
Name: Black Terror
Suit Class: Medium, Relentless
Body Type: Bio + Dragon (70)
Features: Flight, Natural Weapons x2 (10)
UI: Brainwave Harness (10)
Hacking Tools: ...Nah. If I can't be stunned, what's the point of investing in defense?
Weapons: Gator Tooth x 2, War Lance, Freron Blaster (70)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): ...Nah.
Suit Upgrades: Spare Energy Cell (Free), Maneuvering Rockets (10), Cyber Brain (10), Duelist (10), Armor Plating (10) (60 total)
From there, once again, DarkSide of the GS faction rises again, this time blasting out of the ground in his new mech. "Hello again!"
Though... it only looks like this "DarkSide" is a mere shell being controlled by something else... you sense nothing holding this shell together in terms of a normal SOUL...
He decides to wait until the mech battle starts before he acts.
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I desire not to look through the MC Forums to find my old alchemies and charges (In fact, I don't want to touch those forums with an 11-foot pole), so...
I will keep a tally on my alchemies in the place where I keep my Terraria alchemies. Hey, may as well make use of it.
CHARGES:
Shadow of the Blade (1/50)
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.
The Backlines (1/20)
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.
Empowered Shell (1/50)
Empowers DarkSide, giving him immense potential... at the cost of making him vulnerable.
ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv. ?, 1/?)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Gun || Gunk && Funk && Skunk = -Unk Buster (Lv. ?, 1/?)
I honestly have no idea where I went with this. Guess I just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. ?, 1/?)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center.
Welcome back, DarkSide! Black Terror added! Your previous allegiance to the GS faction still stands, FYI, but at this point I'll be OK if you want to switch.
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv. 18: 1/10)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Gun || Gunk && Funk && Skunk = -Unk Buster (Lv. 5: 1/3)
I honestly have no idea where I went with this. Guess I just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. 20, 1/11)
Hrm...Odd. That Essence, I mean.
...It's clearly something. I was going to say 'it must be nothing,' but no, that kind of word is like plot-induced stupid. It's not strong, but I'd best be cautious. 'It is said' is never quite what it means, you know?
I allocate one of Zerisk's energy points to the Soulless onslaught.
I deal a losing hand of spiky, burning, poisonous cards to any entity guarding The Caster, or The Caster if he has no remaining bodyguards. The entity I hit must hold the cards forever.
Hmm, now I want to make a super-long attack about gambling...
A point of Energy goes to Zerisek's Soulless Onslaught! (3/1/8)
The Mutant Skeleton that was giving you so much grief with that 100% Defense takes the cards and books express to the Cranky Kong Advice Center, in Limbo. Good grief.
The Hive (Crystal's mech)
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Avian / Armored (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free) (0 RES)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
Weapons: Metalstorm x2 (40 RES) (80 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x4 (Autocannons for all of them) (40 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator x2, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4 (+1 from Player Bonus) (-1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
PWR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+2 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
SPD: 5 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+2 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
DUR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
REC: 4 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
STR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 2
For some reason, this mech is completely black and looks waspish. A hive of Laborer Wasps is mounted on its back, and its drones look like oversized Laborer Wasps with underslung autocannons. Named and designed because, if I have anything to say about it, this thing will be giving me a massive bump of Ante Matter before too long.
[25-POST CHARGE EXPENDED!]
(Note: This attack targets all minions that can bodyguard or are bodyguarding for the Caster, and only then the Caster itself.)
-SORRY, NEEDED A SNIP.-
Crystal then duplicates his Red Sun Module and tosses the copy over to Hezetor, accepting the Module of Total Manipulation in return.
The other Crystal acquires a vulpine grin. "Heh. Hello."
==Entities==
Crystal contributes his portion of Zerisek's Energy to Soulless Onslaught, targeting the Caster if nobody else has already locked him into that target.
You kill the last Mutant Skeleton, the remaining regular Skeletons, Skeletal Captain Falcon, the Skeletal Specialist, and deal a critted 100,000 damage to the Caster, armor totally negated and all! He's on his last legs now, if not before! ('CAN' does not in fact mean 'IMMEDIATELY,' but I don't really think it would have mattered.)
You allocate a point of Energy to Zerisek's Soulless Onslaught! (4/1/8)
I throw my brain at The Caster and that's all I do cause I'm currently to lazy to think of anything else currently. Too lazy for even a dinosaur...
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Fortress Carrier (Siege Mode : Attacks always hit against you, even inaccurate ones, but all attacks gain Splash and you gain double action
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Leviathon (+4 DUR, Water world ability, Natural Weapon, Bulwark, and Infused)
Features: Natural Weapon (from Leviathon)
UI: Brain Implant
Hacking Tools: 4 Defense Matrix
Weapons Plasma Shield and Gator Tooth
Drones (include the upgraded drones):Two Defenders (no upgrades)
Suit Upgrades: Bulwark and Infused (from Leviathon)
Final stat totals:
DEX:1
PWR:5
SPD:2
DUR:10
REC:2
STR:5
Well, I'd better work on my mech! I set to the shop and get cracking on a piece of machinery that suits my needs. After my work is finished, I march forward in my mech. Not only that, I fix up the Shock Trooper a mech as well, for all of its battle needs.
(Will edit later)
The Ambularmor
This armor is designed both to take a beating and to help teammates survive one, but it has some self-defense weapons as well.
Starting Points: 200 Suit Class: Heavy (Harden Passive) Body Type: Armored (-10, 190)
Sexy/Alluring (-10, 180) Features: None. Only the deceptive Eldar could pick such gimmicks! UI: Brainweave Harness (Astartes Standard!) (-10, 170) Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (-10, 160) Weapons: Assault Cannon/Terminator-Size Power Sword (Metalstorm and Plasma Blade) (-40, 120) Drones:
Medium Drone with War Lance (-10, 110)
Medium Drone with Sharpshooter (-10, 100)
(Ordinarily, this is the domain of pansy species like the Tau.)
Upgrades:
Cyber Brain (-10, 90)
Armor Plating (x2, -20, 70)
Medical Kit (-10, 60)
Repair Kit (-10, 50)
Bulwark (-15, 35)
Veteran Soul (-5, 30)
Infused (-30, 0) (Let's pray this doesn't turn people into Eldar.)
Final Stats
DEX: 3
PWR: 4 (+1 Player Bonus = 5)
SPD: 3
DUR: 6 (+1 Player Bonus = 7)
REC: 2 (+1 Player Bonus = 3)
STR: 5
(GM Note: He actually renamed it the Blitzkreig.) The Blitzkrieg
This is designed support the battle line by providing fire support via heavy long-range guns, while having its drones get into the thick of battle to provide some lesser guns for the Shock Trooper.
Starting Points: 350 Suit Class: Fortress (Carrier Passive) Body Type: Tank (-10, 340) Features: EMP Shield (-10, 330) UI: Brain Implant (-20, 310) (If this can't be chosen, I'll just take a Brainwave Harness.) Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (-10, 300) Weapons: Rail Rifle and Guided Missiles (-40, 260) Drones: (Okay, now I'm getting into the cheap Tau heavy firepower tomfoolery.)
4x Medium Drones with Autocannons (-40, 240)
2x Medium Drones with Tesla Rifles (-20, 200)
2x Heavy Drones with Metro Specials & Defender Upgrade (-60, 140)
((super earth orb thingy)) AND zero point magic generator = Stoneheart 11/11 complete!
Vi Naturae AND energy condenser 8/8 complete!
The King of All Elements regains access to some of his "Plant" powers and his earth capabilities amp up.
Navitas Nox AND energy condenser 1/8
30/50 for a space station
41/50 for a horrible menace (2 from revan, 1 from crazee pi, 2 from supercool)
2/50 for another thing don't know what yet
+2 to revan's space station charge
+1 to crusher's decorruption
THE ZEZRIMEC (stats for one Zersirek the gamebalance eater)
Defense Matrix -10
Leviathan: -60
Natural weapon x2 -20
Tremorsense: -10
Brain implant -20
Weapons -90
Cyber Brain -10
Duelist -10
-10 backup
-10 jump
[THANKS FOR MAKING ME LOOK BAD BFURY] DRONES -100
Mech Type: Fortress (Siege Mode)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): leviathan: Your suit resembles the mythological beast of water. +4 DUR. Pick three Features or Upgrades and get them free. Free and Unique Waterworld ability: Select one faction, which will be engulfed in a slowing water field, which halves Dodge Ignorance and Dodge Chance for 2 turns. Cooldown of 4 turns. 40 Resources. Cannot be chosen in the same suit as a STIG, Dragon, Crawler or Hunter Bodytype. Requires Capacitor I and II.
Taken for free: Flight, Lockpick Countermeasures, Spare Energy Cell.
Features: Flight (free), Tremor Sense, Natural Weapon x2
UI: Brain implant
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix
Weapons: Plasma Blade, Plasma Blade, Magnetic Phaser, Starlight Breaker
Drones (include the upgraded drones):
Suit Upgrades: Cyber Brain, Duelist, Backup Generator: +1 PWR. Maneuvering Rockets: +1 DEX. 10 Resources. Jump Jets: You may use this to treat Melee like a Medium Range weapon. Cooldown of 2 turns. 10 Resources.
Drone: Destroyer heavy, (War Lance, Starlight Breaker) Destroyer heavy, (War Lance, Starlight Breaker ) Destroyer heavy, (War Lance, Starlight Breaker),.
Final stat totals:
DEX: 2 1+ rockets
PWR: 5 1+ from Backup Generator
SPD: 2
DUR: 9 (4+)
REC:1
STR: 4
Because Zazirekt didn't have enough hitpoints and actions beforehand.
Anyways, there's still skeleton stomping that needs doing.
-AND SKELETON STOMPING YOU DID. YOU DID, AND YOU DID GOOD.-
The Caster-the only recipiant after all that Crystal put him through-is dead, dead, dead. Or, re-dead, re-dead, re-dead. You don't even get to see his face-it was dooted right out of existence. If he had any last words, they were simply wiped away by the unimaginabe power of DOOT.
UserZero proceeds to take 1 point of Damage, giving her a nice round 100. Due to your awesome, you also gain a Crit next turn.
You retrieve the Spoil of War I have mentioned above, the Spectral Bow! Describing it twice feels silly, so I won't.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: 1/3 Might
Tokens: (4, 6, 6) (+5 from finishing the Godslayer pact)
Total Tokens (8, 10, 10)
Commands:
Zerisk: Allocate energy to Soulless onslaught against The Caster
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
I decide to test out Compassion. I spin it around, and in the ultimate show of the compassion of Compassion, steal some of the soul-ly energy that I presume the Caster has and unleash a wave of green lightning to strike down some of the Caster's minions. If they're all super dead, then target the Caster instead. Gotta kill-ify that boss. And lose my Mind mood because I don't get any real benefit from it yet.
Alchemy and charges:
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 6/16
PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 11/13
[AZ]/[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 2: XP 9,500/225,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
This post is a Second post.
Before Action: My 50 post charge has recently sent to the Shock Trooper before this post, I decide to do something and I saw a thing weeping on the floor.
It was a female pink and blue crystal dragon weeping on the floor then I hugged her however she was going to hit up with Mikoto but it's OK for now.
I declare my change to be [N] this time but I am still swaying with [AZ] and [GS] factions for now. (Reason, so I don't want to have conflict with the others also I am still open for Collab charge slots)
I make my Gloves of Majyyks turn blue toss some very special water right at the Terror Husk before I noticed that there is a pit of water that cannot be evaporated so then, I use my force to push right in it and I slam my water hammer on it's head.
Something 4/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
ChurgeAtk #1 14/50
My next thing... 1/50 [Placeholder/AZ]
Alchemy Creation:
Making a weapon based on Chara... Knife && Six SOULs && Full of Determination = ??? 2/??
Potion of Critmist && Potion of Dire Nectar = Potion of Kritzkrieg 5/9
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = ??? 2/??
Joke Alchemy: None Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+3 to Toast.
Charge Bank: +8 from Talist, +5 from Toast, Talist and Hezetor = 18 15 Charge Points in total
You deal 10,000 damage to the Terror Husk and defect to...Neutral. The groans of Richard in response seem only somewhat less intense than the ones before.
Shadow of the Blade (4/50) (+2)
A weapon from the depths of another time, another place.
The Backlines (4/20) (+2)
Every team that's worth something needs supporting things.
Empowered Shell (4/50) (+2)
Empowers DarkSide, giving him immense potential... at the cost of making him vulnerable.
ALCHEMIES:
Naginata && Spear || Infernal Ruby && Bloody Garnet && Energized Amber && Chainsword = Dark Red Spark (Lv. ?, 2/?)
It can slash. It can stab. It can fry your internals with a well-placed strike. It also has a functional chainsaw blade. Brilliant.
Gun || Gunk && Funk && Skunk = -Unk Buster (Lv. ?, 2/?)
I honestly have no idea where I went with this. Guess I just wanted to have a bit of fun.
Cutlass || Essence of the Vengeful, Wronged Spirit && Fearless Teal Geode && Bottled Darkness && Pitch-Black Onyx = Risen From Fury (Lv. ?, 2/?)
A corrupt blade, said to have originally been made by a vengeful pirate spirit whom had been wronged in so many ways it was impossible to count. They say this count of wrongs done goes up even when he passed into the afterlife, never to return to this world. He must have the worst luck ever. Wielding his weapon makes you feel sympathetic for this spirit, and feel enraged for the wrongs literally everyone caused him. Yes, even those whom had no direct influence were involved. Thus, he lends his power to the wielder, shredding foes left, right, and center. AID:
+3 Toast
ACTIONS:
I've decided to wait a bit before I begin my attack.
I toss the power of my 50 post charge to Talist, summon the beast my friend.
Casually looking at the sky Hezetor says: "I would certainly need some Amethyst Flame right now."
Using the newly installed Module of Duplication he duplicates his copy of ЦЕЛПХ-Х-ИХИС, you never know.
Besides that he puts his right hand over the hand symbol of ЦЕЛПХ-Х-ИХИС. (or cracks it, if this doesn't activate anything)
After that, Hezetor, still quietly sitting on his throne, flies to the side of the GS without saying a single word to Richard.
Hezetor is now GS.
50/50 Expended
10/50
5/50
+3 Toast
Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +8 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)
Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 11/11) Complete! I can regenerate HP now!
The Module is installed in the Modular Armor!
I then duplicate my Magetear Droplet and a Modular Armor.
-only to be clutched by the neck. You lose any remote feeling of power whatsoever instantly, rending you helpless to resist. A second later you see your Throne fly out from under you, flying into the stratosphere, as you involuntarily turn to face your assailant, none other than Richard. The sheer grip of his arm on your neck, combined with a jolt of godmodding energy, causes literally all of your clones and alternate selves to die on the spot. No, seriously; you see that across all time and space, literally every iteration of yourself that you have created in one way or another just happens to expire of no cause (aside from godmodding) whatsoever. Those alternate selves, for maximum effect, proceed to portal in and land in a massive pile atop Zerisek, smacking out an entire point of allocated energy (3/1/8). It piles so high that the pile triggers a few of the leftover static defenses UserZero placed in the sky, firing and shredding to bits all the leftover corpses just for more to be stacked on, and more, and more, until UserZero gets annoyed by the whole display and quickly uses a /clearCorpses command to remove all of them from existence.
...You did not know that smacking energy out of Zerisek was possible, period. But you don't think you can just do that like an every-day attack, either-you're going to have to really work to derail a full-on boss like that.
Godmodder477: OK, that's IT!
Godmodder477: It's clear that everyone is mass defecting because of, what, exactly?
Godmodder477: ONEgorillaBOSS?!
Godmodder477: You think I'm weak, is that it?! That I can't deal with an imposing threat?
Godmodder477: Well, unfortunately for YOU all, YOU'RE WRONG!
Godmodder477: While I can't say to just be able to crank out that at-whim, I do believe you are forgetting who you're dealing with here.
Godmodder477: YOU! Who abandoned me! I will make you regret this! I will make you SCREAM MY NAME!
Richard immediately starts three new charges: No Gods; No Kings; and Only Man. This can't be good...For the GS faction, anyways. Meanwhile, the three Terrors he summoned gain an unearthly Goldenrod glow...
Godmodder477: As for you, Hezetor, I will not allow you to leave me that easily!
Godmodder477: I will not allow ANYONE to leave me, in fact! Not ONE MORE MAN!
Godmodder477: CLEARLY, being your mild friend isn't working, so how about I be the man I always was?
Godmodder477: Let us be clear, I know we need each other to survive this.
Godmodder477: What better way to remind everyone than...This?
Richard releases you, and you attempt to rush to the GS lines as fast as possible to avoid his inevitable superattack...
...Until you notice you're stark naked. And I don't mean just stark naked either-you feel considerably less evasive, considerably less powerful, than you were before. As if you lost something. It then hits you; you check your HP bar, and find nothing other than your standard 20 HP and three empty ability slots.
You turn back to Richard, and to your horror, find the marks of your power as well as all of your equipped (stat-improving) gear floating in a bubble just above him. He proceeds to give a grin so incredibly smug that you think an entire dimension of condescension is stored between his lips.
Godmodder477: It's right there in the rules! I can't stop you from joining them, but I can take countermeasures! What better countermeasure than to make you lose power for joining the other side?
Godmodder477: You join, and ALL this power you've accumulated is good as mine! You stay, and you keep it as long as you keep around.
Godmodder477: Are we clear?
Well, Hezetor...It appears you can join the GS faction...But, you lose all of your accumulated AC, Dodge, and all three of your collected armor passives.
~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 50/50 (+26; +8 from Hezetor, +9 from Talist, +4 from Pricey, +6 from DarkSide) DONE.
Psychedelia. 17/25 (+1 from Hezetor)
The Dreamer. 3/25
Air Necklace && Liquid Perseverance && Regeneration Bead && Greater Potion of Regeneration = Second Wind (Level 14 - 7/8)
Electric Guitar || (Sniper Rifle && Auto Shotgun) || Metronome = The Auto-Metro (Level 9 - 3/5)
I can give the description for this alchemy, when it's ready.
~Action~
Eris initiates a combo attack, attacking the Caster with the bendy straw of... SLIGHTLY LONGER NAMES! Uh oh. You better watch it Caster, or your name might get very slightly longer (what a disaster)!
She then dropkicks a 50 to Talist for another combo, of sorts...
Eris' Energy goes towards Soulless Onslaught on the Caster.
Suit class: Light - Overload
Body Type: Hybrid (10): STIG (40); Overlord (10) = 60 total
Weapons: Particle Blade (15), RPG (15) = 90 total
Features: Levitation (Free), Burrower (10) = 100 total
UI: Brainweave Harness (10) = 110 total
Hacking Tools: Spider (20) = 130 total
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 2 Light, Manuevering Drones (Machine Gun and EMP Grenades) (20) = 150 total
Suit Upgrades: Capacitator I & II (20), EC Advanced (20), Armor Plating (10) = 200 total
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4
PWR: 5
SPD: 9
DUR: 4 (+1)
REC: 4
STR: 5 (+2)
"I look both awesome and stupid at the same time."
I use a Homonym Gun to turn the Caster into the Caster. If you didn't notice the change, the Caster changed from his original skeletal form to the form of a small supporting wheel, aka a Caster Wheel. This wheel is attached to a Battlebot designed to fight Tombstone. Or more accurately, get destroyed by Tombstone. The unfortunate Caster takes a direct hit as a result.
But I then realize that an Ultra-Decorruption process is now ready. Must've been made by Other EXOS. I investigate the newly-obtained data.
Entity Orders: An energy point is invested in Soulless Onslaught for Zerisek, targeting the Caster. If the Caster is dead, an attempt is made to redirect Zerisek at the Terror Husk to hopefully eliminate it before the Husk-Mech can arrive. That skeletal minion-spammer MUST go down. The Avenger's minions form a defensive line and hope that the Avenger-Mech can arrive. A random Scout Drone is ordered to commit suicide because of all the illogical mechs.
Avenger-mech (developed by crystalcat)
Appearance: I have no clue. What does a massive starship in a mech suit look like?
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Relentless Medium
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Hybrid (Avian Leviathan)
Free Upgrades: Flight, Burrow, Infusion, Spare Energy Cell
You allocate a point of Energy to Zerisek's Soulless Onslaught! (5/1/8)
Avenger Power Armor added! It kind of looks like an additional layer of armor around the Avenger.
The Caster is dead!
You and Crystal, with your powers combined, decorrupt the data needed to indict UserZero of her guilt! I need not explain the contents-it's just a video and text feed of her, you know, deliberately activating the plunger detonator. You also gain additional evidence against her in teh form of the data corruption, who is quite clearly labeled as the work of-
...oh.
Scratch that.
The Data was apparently corrupted by a series of controlled paradox shots, judging from the presence of cupcakes, bouncy balls, pumpkins, and a lack of zeroes. This isn't UserZero's work, to be sure. In fact, you're not really sure of anyone who could do this so discretely. This can't be a Paradox-not juts a Paradox, but an expertly controlled one...And only one person you know can control a Paradox to such an extent.
The Red.
You're not sure why he did this, though, or how he did it...But, as you lack other real sources, you are positive they did this. Which is confusing, as they were kind of backing your corner-why would he hide this?
...Be very, very careful about releasing this to the public. He did this for a reason. WHAT reason, I don't know.
Alchemies
Warded Jar && Concentrated Avaritine = Essentia Singularity (Lv. ?, 2/?)
(Iridium Ingot (Gregtech) && Enderium Ingot (Thermal Expansion) && Voidmetal Ingot (Thaumcraft 4) && Unstable Ingot (Extra Utilities) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Iron Wand Cap = Orichalcum Wand Cap (Lv. 15, 3/8)
Orichalcum Wand Cap: A wand cap crafted of a peculiar neon blue metal. Forged from the existential kiln of the corpse of an ichorium Wither, slain in the risk of rain, at the hand of an amethyst sorcerer. Upon application to a wand core, orichalcum wand caps bend and twist the fabric of spacetime, to create the most direct link to Nihil Parva itself upon the tips of the wand. Thusly, the most refined channeler of vis possible in creation itself serves its purpose.
(Adaminite Ingot (Thaumic Additions) && Manyullyn Ingot (Tinkers' Construct) && Dreadium Ingot (Abyssalcraft) && Ichorium Ingot (Thaumic Tinkerer) && Concentrated Avaritine) || Greatwood Wand Core = Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core (Lv. 15, 3/8)
Cosmic Neutronium Wand Core: A dull gray rod covered in artisanal ichor runes. Forged from the kiln of an amethyst mage-slain ichorium Wither, the cosmic neutronium wand core is filled with pure compacted magetear, serving as the finest and most boundless wand core that shall ever exist within this reality. For all intents and purposes, your wand is a node, when its core is forged of cosmic neutronium. Use it wisely.
Charges
Project M17-Portal to the Finite Realms 1 v3A(5/50)
Project M14-Portal to the Infinite Realms 1 Todokete(19/50)
Project M16-Power Level v3B (6/50)
+3 to Twin
Action (Focus: Nitrogen, Z=7)
I begin to craft a Compressed Chroma Cataclysm, the ultimate explosive.
First, I freeze time to gather minerals from the surroundings and several trillion pocket dimensions and create a massive factory to produce the materials required. Due to some gorilla screwing up MineTweaker settings, the following recipes are now in effect:
-LIST FURTHER TRUNCATED TO PRESERVE DOP-
I proceed to place down a single Compressed Chroma Cataclysm right next to the Caster and light it, unfreezing time so that the Caster is obliterated by the Compressed Chroma Cataclysm instantly. It also does nothing else due to the way the MineTweaker settings are modified.
Crystal forms a hand sign and splits into two beings. One of him cannonballs down the hole left by the Interface. The other one remains.
(Now there's three Crystals running around, two on various sidequests and one still on the Battlefield. Huh. In any case.)
(This attack targets Vargas if Magress is dead.)
The Crystal left on the battlefield pulls out a glob of aberrant-looking flesh, then puts his hands around it and focuses. He slowly draws them apart, the flesh bubbling between them and reshaping itself into a warped, tentacular wand topped by a single twitching eye. He points it at Magress, the eye beginning to glow with a sickly-looking white light before a beam of it shoots off and strikes Magress, blowing him back. To anyone nearby who can sense magic, that beam clearly looked like life energy. So why does Magress look like he's in pain?
The wand charges longer this time, and the life energy acquires a sicklier shade, beginning to darken and shade green before it lashes out. The corrupted (for that is the only real word to describe what is happening) life energy saturates Magress down to the cellular level. As it soaks into Magress, let us just take a look inside his body for a bit and see what is happening.
Zoom into a single cell, as a particularly large spark of corrupt life energy enters it. Watch it suddenly begin to divide at a frantic pace, several seconds later being several thousand cells and only continuing to grow. Realize that Magress' body must be, at this very moment, wracked by cancers, aberrant growths, and random outpourings of corrupt life. Now, zoom back out.
A third zap of corrupted life energy, and Magress' body begins to warp and twist. Two new eyes grow on his face, his arm contorts and twists in strange, unnatural ways, and a muffled scream of agony escapes his mouth as it forcibly wrenches itself open, revealing that his tongue has split into three and has cancerous growths all over it. His very skull bulges grotesquely, while one of his legs gives out as its muscles atrophy and the other swells to far past normal size. Magress collapses to the ground in excruciating pain, his very body warring against itself. And whichever side, healthy or corrupt, wins the war, Magress is undeniably losing it.
==Entities==
Crystal contributes his portion of Zerisek's Energy to Soulless Onslaught, targeting the Caster, or some other PZ entity if the Caster is dead.
Alright. Now... I need to get this posted NOW. So sorry, but no fancy RP stuff.
I use my 50 post charge of project Moon, alongside Toast and Hezetor's 50 post charges, to summon quite literally, the MOST complicated entity that has ever existed. Period.
Behold! More complicated than Omega Flowey, more complicated than Wilson, more complicated than the Incarnate. Mikoto/Gail has a grand total of 25686 characters. Plus, he gets a mech. Oh boy.
I'm not going to take any action with him this turn, just to brace for the potential nerf bat from Tazz.
Mikoto:
Has no ‘base’ attack
HP: 75,000/120,000 (Starts at 75,000 rather than 120,000)
True HP: 140,000/140,000 (If this hits 0, he’s done. Mikoto is tougher than he looks)
Concentration: 20/40 (he starts with 20, has a max of 40)
Pocket Dimension (/dungeon) Rooms:
Entrance -> (Empty Room) ?/? HP -> (Empty Room) ?/? HP -> (Empty Room) ?/? HP -> (Empty Room) ?/? HP -> (Empty Room) ?/? HP -> Shard of Consciousness
Fabric Strength: 5/7 (starts with 5, has a minimum of 0, maximum of 7)
Gail:
‘HP’: 20,000/40,000
Narrative Favor: 10 (starts with 10, has no maximum limit)
Conflict Wrath: 0 (No maximum limit. This sort of counter acts Narrative Favor)
Suit Class (include which Class Passive you took): Mesh w/ Improved Camoflague (can't touch this, nah nah na nah)
Body Type (include anything taken for free): Armored Dragon (+4 STR, -2 DEX, +2 DUR, 70 resources)
Features: Flight (from Dragon), I would pick burrower here, but because of the Point Defense System and how Mikoto works in general, it would just be stupid broken OP and unfun.
UI: Brain Implant (20 resources)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 resources)
Weapons: Dragon's Breath (from Dragon), Plasma Blade (20 resources), Point Defense System (30 resources)
Drones (include the upgraded drones): 4 Medium Predator drones. One has Sound Cannon + Flamethrower, one has Flamethrower + Freon blaster, and the other two have Sound Cannon + Freon Blaster (80 resources).
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Summon this guy on GS.
...
Wow. Mikoto has some wicked synergy with this set up. I also realize I've spent basically no time designing my own mech, but that's A-okay as long as I got this behemoth out.
...
Huh? Oh come on, Talist. Don't you know that brevity is the soul of wit? Here. Let me try to make this monster of a... thing... actually understandable.
!SUPER SIMPLIFIED VERSION!
For people hostile to Mikoto:
Mikoto has a dungeon thingy. He pays Concentration to build up this dungeon. The more parts he has in the dungeon, the stronger his attack and defense are. To destroy rooms in the dungeon, attack him normally until he’s at 0 HP, then while he’s at 0 HP, you can target specific rooms. To damage his True HP and eventually kill him, wait until his Fabric Strength is at 2 or below, then specify you attack his True HP. Even when his Fabric Strength is above 2, you can still attack him normally and that WILL weaken him. Finally, he uses Narrative Favor to get upgrades. If you want to mess that up, increase his Conflict Wrath score by ‘attacking’ Gail.
For people friendly to Mikoto:
Hm. If you want, you can heal his normal HP. If it stays high, he gets a little boost. You can also heal Gail to give Mikoto more upgrades. Or if you really want to, many of his dungeon parts have synergy with debuffs, particularly DOT effects. So apply those.
...
Well, I'll be leaving back to nowhere-ville.
Everything below here was moved down from my second post.
+3 to Toast, all my alchemies and charges progress.
I also poke the Caster with a bendy straw. ... OF MEDIOCRITY! ... The Caster is so embarrassed by the thought of taking damage from such an attack that it actually takes damage. This was the first thing I thought of.
Mikoto summoned! As a boss! With Mech-oto to boot! The sheer complexity of this entity, unparalleled (if not unchallenged) by any other entity in the entirety of DTG, causes you to ascend as a minor deity of Overly-Creative Entities. This means absolutely nothing.
Due to some new rules regarding summoning multi-charge entities that will come into play after this update, Mikoto is going to be summoned as a Neutral entity instead of a GS. It's also kind of because assigning him to a non-Neutral faction due to your...Stated lack of real vendetta with either faction (Let's be clear; AZ means you're willing or at least OK with Richard living to the end of the game, GS means you will kill him at some point) would screw you over.
Sukard's sides then go into orbit.
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Sukard picks up a Mana Lens: Healing, attaches it to the Acras Tuner, then fires it at Gail's direction. He then moves the Concentrated Avaritine near to Gail, refining his/her blood, and therfore healing him/her.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crusher
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
OW THE EDGE: 11/50
Sukardquest: 32/50
Fallen Booster: 10/50
--Alchemies-- TAZZ YOU GORILLA YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN MY ALCHEMIES LEVELS YET
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (5/?) (Level ?)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (2/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (4/?) (Level ?)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Nyarly disperses Margress's molecules, before reforming them and then dispersing them over and over tearing him apart and then reforming him. It's the most fun one can have without rearranging them in- say that sounds like fun.
Nyarly forms Margress into a hunk of carbon, blackened and vacuous, it reminds one of a depiction of an asteroid. The water spills out of the holes within carbon. Faint flecks of calcium and keratin are visible creating a conglomerate of Margress.
Charges Heheheh 25/50 (+4 Piono and supercool)
A Smiling God 7/50
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 6/50 (+2 Hezetor)
Assists
+1 to Piono, supercool and Hezetor
Alchemiter
Grimdarkimitter (Level 10 11/11)
The Aklo Dictionary && The God Emperor's Text to Speech Device == The Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Device
Auto translates eldritch languages like Aklo, also has a built in Zi translator for some reason (installed by Randolph Carter), and can hook up to the cloud database of discovered Zi words.
--Charges & Alchemies-- Warped Conflagration: 5/50: ==================================================
Sunder: 48/50 : ================================================== (+3 from Generic)
For One Who Is Gone: 4/50: ==================================================
+1 to Generic, +1 to Crystal, +1 to Twin
Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 15/15) -- COMPLETE!
Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 13/13) -- COMPLETE!
Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 16/16) -- COMPLETE!
--Statistics-- Level: 1
Ante Matter: 71,000/100,000 Souls Collected: 3
Bomber pulls out a pair of schematics; mech schematics. "Made a deal with my pal Crystal over there. In exchange for this mech design and my protection, I will not attack the Godslayers, abbreviated as GS, for as long as I have this mech." He turns to Crystal, grinning. "While I cannot guarantee that your cohorts will follow this deal (as it was not made with them), I trust that I have your word and you have mine?" The build is listed as follows:
The Nest (Bomber's Mech, Crystal's Design)
Suit Class: Light (Overload)
Body Type: Avian / Armored (30 RES) (30 TOTAL)
Features: Flight (Free) (0 RES)
UI: Manual (0 RES)
Hacking Tools: Defense Matrix (10 RES) (40 TOTAL)
Weapons: Metalstorm x2 (40 RES) (80 TOTAL)
Drones: Medium x4 (Autocannons for all of them) (40 RES) (120 TOTAL)
Suit Upgrades: Manuvering Rockets, Backup Generator x2, Armor Plating, Solar Panels, Spare Energy Cell (80 RES) (200 TOTAL)
Final stat totals:
DEX: 4 (+1 from Player Bonus) (-1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
PWR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+2 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
SPD: 5 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+2 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
DUR: 2 (+1 from Player Bonus) (+1 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
REC: 4 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+1 from Suit Upgrades) = 5
STR: 2 (+0 from Player Bonus) (+0 from Body) (+0 from Suit Upgrades) = 2
Right from the schematics, it assumes a similar form to Crystal's: it is pitch black and is wasp-like in appearance. A hive of laborer wasps produces a light cloud around the Mech, not functioning for any purpose beyond gathering Ante Matter from victims. Drones resembling larger laborer wasps equipped with autocannons fly within the cloud, mimicking a swarming behavior.
Before getting in, however, Bomber's attention was grabbed by the Interface portal. Putting a candle made of black wax onto the palm of his left hand, he rubbed his index finger and thumb on the wick, causing it to catch fire. It burned hastily, the flame melting the wax over his hand. It covered it entirely, excess dripping through his fingers and onto the ground, making a hissing noise. Then, with his right hand, he extended his fingers into the wax and drawing it upward. It flowed out of his hand into the air, pooling in a sphere the size of a basketball. Expanding in size, the ball of black wax slowly molded itself into a humanoid shape. Finer details formed, until it became apparent that it was a near-perfect replica of Bomber himself. Putting a hand to his chest, Bomber slowly pulled his hand away. With it came a small, maroon ball of fire, which he pushed into the forehead of the inanimate replica. Color spread throughout the black wax figure, better resembling the creator it mimicked. It was entirely sentient as well. Simply enough, it was a copy of Bomber. Not quite as powerful, of course, but in his current state Bomber was certain that attempting to schism his being temporarily would be too much for him.
The two Bombers shook hands, smiling and greeting one another. This was a joke, as they both were already well acquainted with one another. Consequently, they both knew exactly what they wanted to do as well. Targeting the Skeletal Captain Falcon, they flanked him on opposite sides. Bomber Prime, suddenly flies toward the skeletal racer in a flying kick, aided by his levitation. It struck him right in the chest, sending him flying backwards into the other Bomber. This one knew exactly what was going to happen, and grabbed Skeletal Captain Falcon in a bear hug. Lifting him up and using the momentum, the second Bomber suplexed Skeletal Captain Falcon. With the application of physics, Skeletal CF bounced back off the ground a few feet, which the first Bomber took advantage of. Traveling across the ground swiftly in the form of a shadow, he appeared right below Skeletal CF, rising up in a burning uppercut. The second Bomber was already in position, creating a dark portal perpendicular to where Skeletal CF was now in the air. Out of the portal came numerous shadowy spheres, fragmented souls lost to The Void. For the final maneuver, both Bombers rushed over, seizing Skeletal CF on both sides. They spun him up into the air in a blazing whirlwind, searing him in their flames. Gravity took action and brought them to the ground, essentially drilling Skeletal CF straight into the dirt. Both Bombers were knocked away from the impact. Dusting off their suits, they approached each other again for another handshake. "Excellent work as always." Said the first. "A veritable combo it was." Quipped the second. The original Bomber remained behind, entering his Mech. The other went into the hole left behind by the Interface.
Bonds of Mutual Suffering: Two spiked handcuffs, one labeled with a + and the other with an x, with three eight-pointed stars on the inside. If they are given to two separate entities, any pain one recieves shall be felt in equal measure by the other, and their wounds transfer from one to the other. If one dies, the other does as well. Despite appearances, you do not need to actually handcuff the entities in question-contact will do.
The Oculus: An eye. Literally, an eye, a flesh-and-blood eye. It is perfectly preserved. It is also useless unless you replace one of your own eyes with it, or find some other way to attach it. It is capable of using all forms of sight-beyond-sight, that is to say, it may see anything that the human eye cannot pick up on naturally.
The Doomsday Bell: A simple bell made of a black metal. It is marked with the star of chaos and the four great chaos gods. Naturally, ringing this is bad news; upon using this bell, you will usher in the demise of all who hear it, including yourself. Naturally, you are immunized if you are deaf, but otherwise, any who hear it are doomed to a violent death.
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The GM realizes that the forms for his costs are still not bad, but near-useless in telling what stats the entity actually has. The next time I'm doing anything like this, you're required to make a stat-bar for the thing you summon, without exception. Assuming I ever do.
The GM realizes that this will take a ridiculously long time if I do it this way, and for that matter, it already has. You all recieve +2 to all charges as compensation for an update that will likely get done far later.
The GM attempts to update the Power Armor stats pre-emptively. The Update Terminal crashes immediately, if temporarily.
...Nope. It isn't having it without proper statblocks, which I was dumb enough to forget. Everything else summons fine, though, but we're going to have to have an issue the following turn...Fortunately, I had the foresight to order that the Power Armor comes last, so this won't be a serious pain in the neck for everyone.
...I hope.
Moving on: The Every-Dimension Portal sputters and explodes in a burst of...Wait, the Bone Cage is dead. Uh, the energy just kind of dies. Nothing happens. Nevermind. Booster Rings are equally immobile.
The Anomaly: Failure opts to grant Ampersand's wish early, using Dispose! The Player flies into the sky like a kite, soaring up near to the stratosphere, and proceeds to rocket down back to the ground at immense speed, smashing directly into the Walking Turret! It then explodes for 60,000 damage, killing it three times over!
Ampersand pretty much opts to ignore MCing things right now, and instead just uses Pyramidon on Vargas! A massive construct of sand appears, swirling itself into a perfect triangular shape-a Pyramid! From its tomb rises a magnificent mummified man, clad in the most hoop-shootingest gear you have ever seen. Charles Barkley re-summoned! He's considerably less OP and isn't invincible, but will go out with a bit of a bang...Charles Barkley has summoning sickness and does not shoot any hoops. The Pyramid also zaps Vargas for 60,000 damage, reduced to 15,000 by Aries Armor!
The Genesis Dog takes its whole turn using Dogsong on Zerisek! It proceeds to sing an annoying song that somehow empowers Zerisek! Zerisek gains Dog Power for 1 turn due to the thing being a boss, which improves attack and defense by 50%! 0xFF2A idles...
Throne II uses Nuclear Decay on the Terror Witch, the Terror Husk, and, randomly, Zerisek. They take 20,000 damage each (18,000 in the case of Zerisek), and all have Radiation for 4 turns! Mikoto...Idles, losing a Fabric Strength, gains 2 Favor and 3 Concentration.
The Avenger is still tightly guarded. More Redshirts appear. EVERYONE gets on defense. EVERYONE. That thing won't die anytime soon if this keeps up...Frankenstein's Pokemon uses Missing Numbers, dropping his total Flexibility to half, but dealing-oh, wow-150,000 damage to Vargas, skipping the part where his armor negates some damage and just killing the jerk instantly! Finally, all six of them are dead, and UserZero groans in disappointment, and then grits her teeth, projecting a barrier around the Terror Husk. It's invulnerable until the rest of this turn is over.
Zerisek facepalms internally as its energy is wasted on a nonexistent target. It appears Zerisek is kind of counterbalanced by the fact that, if anything ninja's him, he's kind of dead in the water. HE still gets 2 stacks of Refuge of the Soulless to work with, though, which is only mildly handy as he still takes full damage from Radiation.
Ultra Greed uses Transcendence, which he opts to use on the GS field as the only target on the PZ side is invincible! Everyone, player or entity, proceeds to take 20,000 damage, except Zerisek, who only takes 18,000 from Refuge. The Greed Donation Machine then rolls out, healing 34,000 HP to all non-player entities and 4 HP to all player entities! He's finally gone. The Informant idles, losing the minor overheal, while the Disembodied Heart randomly summons a Laser Eyeball; precise, but basically impossible to miss.
The Terror Witch manages to cast off its disability early thanks to Ultra Greed's healing, and tosses a Regeneration Potion to the Terror Slime! The Terror Spider eats a Ranger alive, killing it! The Terror Slime crushes a Psionic, killing it! The trio of entities begins to shudder...The Shock Trooper uses Volt Pistol on the Genesis Dog, dealing 18,000 damage and Electrifying it!
Richard begins speaking, very abruptly, but much calmer than before.
Godmodder477: OK, Ninjatwist, of the people who summoned Zerisek, you're the only one who's not a complete idiot! But you can't treat them as buddies, n00b! They're out for my blood, and while there's some interesting things being said about me, you know what? Godmodder477: All of that is invalid! Complete gorilla! That was all done by a past version of me, and a past version who didn't know about any of this-a lesser me! If UserZero's so desperate to break the loop, who's to say I can't do it myself, too? Godmodder477: I don't like the prospect of her coming back to thrash my hindquarters, myself, and if the events leading up to that obliterate multiple universes, I say averting that is our real goal! Godmodder477: I have a right to live my life as I see fit, and if you're so great that you can beat me afterwards, why are you concerned anyways? Godmodder477: Perhaps it's more, ugh, noble, to allow me my life instead of determining my fate already, rather than going on the obvious path? Maybe this time will be different? Godmodder477:...I'm rambling. But the point is, if you're really on my side, then you'll give me that chance, help keep the haters off of my backside, and I'll try not to blow up multiple universes! How does that sound?
Richard proceeds to evaporate the 'Our Mutual Friend' passive! The Shock Trooper is free to attack the GS Faction without restraint, except by the will of the summoner!...Who probably wouldn't anyways.
Let's be clear. Richard is freaking out over the influx of GS players because it's not just a faction that opposes both godmodders; it's a faction of initially allied or neutral Descendants who jointly think that Richard deserves death despite, from his perspective, minimal valid logic behind the whole thing other than blind hatred and a natural tendency against godmodders. The difference between AZ and GS can be boiled down to a choice: Should Richard live, or should Richard die?
You can't half-kill a person, that's for sure. No matter how much literature likes describing people as half-dead, that's not usually literal or even accurate.
Enough with the faction politick. The Terror Husk's barely-existent cheeks inflate to massive size, before letting loose a huge gout of flame from its torso, a simple, if gigantic, flamethrower. Fire rains down upon the Avenger's line, not directly harming anything-but giving every entity there burns! It begins to shudder much more violently than the AZ Terrors...
Richard +3s The Scribe and Irecreeper! His head then starts...Eugh, swelling, basically, to massive size, as if he was a balloon. It's volume increases rapidly and his face contorts and stretches into a massive trollface, if trollfaces were square. He then de-attaches his head from his neck and simply throws it directly into the GS line of fire! The last Psionic, a Ranger and an Andromenon are promptly caught in the massive trollbomb for lethal damage!
Godmodder477: For ANYONE who wants to think they can just up and kill me after all I've done for you, you've got another thing coming, punks!
His terrors convulse and bulge all over, as if they were paper bags with something larger wanting out. The Terror Witch proceeds to triple in size by having their heads explode, revealing full bodies ejecting from them-the new heads on these bodies exploding then, creating another. The 3rd head screams loud and long, mouth towards the sky, as you see a massive brewing stand slowly reach out of her mouth. And it's on fire, great.
The Terror Spider, meanwhile, basically has a second terror Spider burst out of their abdomen, with each leg of this new monstrosity being either a sword or a railgun-and this is before the original head starts spewing out metal cables, forming a giant cannon directly atop its head.
As for the Terror Slime...It just kind of sizes up in mass, and looks a bit angry. Not much could be done, I guess.
In any case: All you need to know is that they've all tripled in HP, as well as gained some more damage.
UserZero does not bother to +4 her nonexistent player faction, and instead plunges her arm directly into the back of the Terror Husk. The almost-skeletal husk bursts into complete flame immediately as its hands extend outwards...They make a massive bulge, akin to a cartoon character travelling along a pipe, and once they reach the hands, they explode into flame, creating two new Terror Husks.
I'll be quick. This process repeats until there is a massive line of Terror Husks, all fused by the hand. UserZero then twists her wrist a few degrees, and the Terror Husks...Eugh, they form into this conjoined circle thingy. Once this moderately creepy process is due, UserZero ejects her arm, and at once, the many heads look into the giant circle and start breathing more fire into it, aiming dead center. The flames congeal into a fiery ball in the center...
...
...Nothing happens.
*UserZero: you see, everyone here knows that it's gonna summon something BIG!
*UserZero: it'll get a suit of power armor, sure, but i don't need to do anything to really screw you over, other than multiply this entity's hp by an arbitrary factor and set it to do something described as 'very bad,' and that's really all i need to do to make you act in a certain manner even if it's only 'moderately' bad!
*UserZero: as for this gatekeeper...
UserZero turns to the House of Horrors. No-one's going in there alone.
*UserZero: That guidebook?
*UserZero: I paid off Cranky Kong-he was receptive to bananas.
*UserZero: Total lie. Godmodder477: You're just saying that to make me overthink this! Flumpty is an easy kill when we're in a group, and you totally made him the Gatekeeper because you'd think it'd be too obvious AND too easy, and made up the Mech to make me feel like I'd have to go all-out on it, exhausting me! A classic diversion! *UserZero: what's your proof? how do you know that it's not just a red herring? i have no idea what he's even-
Richard proceeds to point to the House of Horrors, as a loud noise like that of peeling metal points your ears towards it as well. You see Flumpty and Blam visibly attempting to tear off the armor plating. Like, no joke-they are, in broad daylight no less, attempting to remove pretty much the thing that was giving them the aforementioned trillions of HP and AC, and they're doing it surprisingly fast to boot. It's almost as if they were completely uninformed of the presumed duties they were expected to execute. To boot, you can all visibly sense it-Flumpty is, legitimately, the 4th Gatekeeper. he's even got the tag and everything floating above him.
"Whoever put this on here was really intent on not letting our paintjob be seen. Probably these 'descendants' Uzi talked about." Flumpty says, completely ignorant of you all. "Ah, yeah, that's it! Yeah, I'm hearing a First Guardian-they must be close! Ah, you have to love an easy job, but please, first, let's just get this stupid red metal off!"
UserZero's face is officially priceless. Say what you will-she didn't expect Flumpty to be this unaware of the full situation. A random mook takes a picture of her and flees, intending to make trillions off of the market just for the owner of the face, let alone the face itself. You can just tell that Richard saw right through her like glass. Richard knows it, too, and looks to hvae reached altogether new heights of smugness. It's smugpocalypse over there.
Richard whistles.
"Huh?"
Flumpty turns around to face you, with his trademark, relatively benign-looking facade of a smile. It quickly turns into an epic jaw drop as he looks upon you. You're not clad with power armor yet at all but you can just tell he's horrified. He most likely expected more idiots like Magress to calmly single-file into the House of Horrors wherein he could comfortably and easily kill them-not for people to have rocket launchers. Blam is too preoccupied removing the Draconium Plating from the House of Horrors.
"Blam put back the plating now" Flumpty says, tumbling words out of his mouth.
"Sorry, Flumpty, what'dya say? I could barely hear over all the-the-the-the-the"
Blam, too, turns in response, having just pried off the last metal plate from the front of the House of Horrors.
"...What is this?!" Blam barely manages to say. Those looking hard enough could just barely see Blam drool in surprise.
"There must be somethign about this in the contract!" Flumtpy states, equal parts terrified for his life and angry at this apparently unexpected situation. He pulls out a massive folder filled with papers and casually flips to a point in the middle. "...Aha! 'Your targets "the Descendants" will be heavily empowered by constructs of plot-having arbitrary immunity to the plot would be helpful to negate their empowerment'...Wait...'All applicants should also have experience in one style of direct combat, if not multiple, and/or the ability to survive extraordinary amounts of otherwise lethal injuries. Your targets "the Descendants" are, even depowered, still capable of extraorindary amounts of mass destruction and property damage just through their equipment alone...' "
Flumty slowly turns to Blam, then back to the contract, then to you, then back to the contract, then back to Blam.
I have no idea why you aren't filling him with lead to skip this whole thing.
*UserZero: Flumpty, behind me! I have back- Flumpty: WAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cue Flumpty Waalumpty opting to appear (and I mean just randomly appear) right in front of Flumtpy Bumpty-or Flumpty Prime, as I shall now call him. This development was...Pretty much out of nowhere, perhaps most of all for Prime himself, who is only somewhat less surprised at his new doppelganger's apperance.
"Who are you?! I thought Golden Flumpty was my only-" Flumpty: YUwerrrrrr WROOOOOOOOOOOONGGAH! KINDAAH SORTA MOSTLY MAYBE TUESDAY
Flumpty: I dunnna wanna seea youa diea
Flumpty: GET IN THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX BOXXXXXXXX
"Uhh, what-"
Flumpty Prime seems as confused as you are on this whole issue of there suddenly being two of him (possibly three), and Blam just opts to resume trying to reapply the Draconium plating to the Hosue of Horrors. Flumpty Waalumpty, for his part, doens't care-he abruptly grabs them both with creepily long arms, and those very arms extending beyond reason to do so, shoved them abruptly back into the House of Horrors. You now stop acting like cheese wheels and proceed to rush to the-
ARE YOU REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-WAA-WAA-WAA-WAA-WAA-WAA
You are promptly all accosted by a lack of being able to use your controls (or otherwise locomote), folloewd by being accosted by an edited video tinted so purple you can barely follow that it involves some control room and a lot of fast typing, with some really annoying song in the background. You attempt to close your ears or negate your auditory abilities, only to realize this too has been disabled. And thus, you suffer the torment.
Flumpty: I WAAAAAAS PWAAAAAAAAAAAMISED WAAAA PONYWAAAAAAA
Flumpty: Buututuatuatuatuatuat i didn't get a pony island salad WAATH extra extra cheesey supercheseo dop dip
Flumpty: SO SO SO OS SO SO SO SO OS SOSSO SO SO SO SOSOSOSO SOSOSO SO OS OS SOSO
Flumpty: I
Flumpty: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUMPTY'D
Flumpty: A FREEEAAKIENG FREAKER FREAKY FRICKING FRACKING FREKEKEKKETIBN
Flumpty: po
Flumpty: WAAA
Flumpty: ninininininininininininininiWE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI! NININININI! IT! WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY!
Flumpty: ta
Your vision abruptly cuts back to the exact same scene as before, except now, the House of Horrors is a cardboard cutout, and standing behind it is...
...Oh...OH. Oh. ooooooohhhh...
...It's a massive, and I mean a ridiculously massive, 'rivaling the flipping Incarnate level' massive, just shy of the actual Incarnate and thus the second biggest Mecha in all of DTG (technically the first? whatever). It's form is merely that of Flumpty as a purple robot, smile and all-and yet, its singular metallic shell is ridiculously flexible, more like a metallic skin than anything remotely resembling metal. Or eggshell.
"...What." flumpty says, his voice amplified from his presumed confines in the House of Horrors. "...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! It's, It's like Yeastmas! Oh, a childhood dream come to life! I get to destroy everyone with a gigantic mecha armor thing!"
"Missiles?!" Blumpty just bluntly states in complete surprise.
"Oooooh, Blam! You've got a Mech too?" Flumpty asks.
"No, Flumpty. I think I'm just in another part of this one...But, I have missiles!"
"Blam...Today is going to be a great day! It's a shame that we can't really play our friendship game today...But, I think that blowing these guys up will make for something equally entertaining! And then, UserZero gives us all the potential friends we could ever ask for! We'd never run out of players!" Flumpty says, excited.
"Oh, oh my gosh, Flumpty! That's amaaaaaazzzziiiiiiiinnnnngggggg!" Blam excitedly shouts. Then, after a second, a new voice chimes in: "Ah, I do think, old chap, that if this pulls through we may even graduate to being able to play the game with thousands at a time! What a jolly sport, Eyesaur would never want for eyes!" Kevin Junior says.
"Er-hem...Descendants. I am Flumpty Bumpty. I am an Egg. I am immune to the plot, and transcend space and time. I do what I want to do, and I want to make friends. Lots of friends, see. You aren't letting me do what I want to do, because you're belligerent, and I've had so much trouble ever since my fake death...'Fell off a wall,' how gullible could they get? I can hover! You won't be hovering, though."
Flumpty Bumpty's massive mech-alike promptly makes a fist, and smashes his own face in, revealing an absolutely horrific visage of death, and also, an incredible array of death weaponry.
"YOU'LL BE DYING." Flumpty shouts, in a completely different voice, more like twenty or so opted to layer themselves onto each other in a demonic echo
The Eggshell expands outwards, creating upon Flumpty's own mech-alike slightly smaller mech-alikes of the others. Birthday Boy Blam's visage pops out first from the right, curiously normal, while on the opposite side pops out the Redman, his form sporting a neutral look for something so demonic in appearance. Behind Blam appears to be a toilet with a plunger stuck in it, except the plunger is a gigantic wave motion gun, and opposite this apparatus, behind the Redman, is some kind of cracked, golden bump...These two things don't seem to be active, though. Yet. Then, in a move that totally isn't creepy, Flumpty's already horrific face rolls over in the Eggshell, turning the inside blank-until a hand visibly reaches out, as well as a grinning clown face. Atop all of this, floating as nonchalantly as could be, is none other than Flumpty Waalumpty, offering no protection except the undoubtably massive protection of pure Thyme-based power, one of the most aggravating non-godmodding defenses to get through. Almost nothing will kill Flumpty Waalumpty, if only because there's no way he could ever screw up a dodge, and he'd probably have some weird regeneration if you did hit him.
LADIES AND GENTLE-
*UserZero: hold on there, sparky!
Everyone turns to UserZero again, her back turned towards everyone and focused on something else, on the barrier itself. It's half-spherical formation could mean that things could stand on the barrier itself...Or go over it.
*UserZero: while this is certainly a turn of events that i for one thoroughly enjoy, i have one more surprise for you all, before i let flumpty murder you!
"Me? Help you? You buried that under mountains of paper! I'm surprised that I even found that!" *UserZero: you're the guy who brushed it off after hearing about 'plot empowerment.'
"Charlatan! The point is, you tried to kill me, and I still enjoy no-one here as they also attempted to kill me." Flumpty: CAN CONFIRM, SHE IS videogameDKDONKEYKONGDKDONKEYKONGISNOTHERERIGHTNOWPLEASEPICKUPAFTERTHEBEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHELLOMYNAMEISBONDJAMESWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *UserZero: quit interrupting me!
Another shaking of the ground-though unlike before, *everyone* can feel this.
*UserZero: descendants! tuba boy! and people who really wish they were either of those things!
*UserZero: but ESPECIALLY YOU, consumer!
*UserZero: i shall not be trivialized into nonexistence by one mere pathetic excuse of a boss, but i shall even less be trivialized by my seeming lack of allies!
*UserZero: you think i intend to pull you back via a gimmick? you crazy lunatic i never trusted any of my own people for a minute. not a single one of you crazy screwheads...except one.
You hear something akin to a massive mechanical roar, barely in the distance.
*UserZero: you forgot about someone. someone loyal. someone who has served this faction just as well as you have, and one who's inevitable shutdown after a point i had predicted well.
*UserZero: his leave wasn't for the same reason descendants come and go in these wars.
*UserZero: It was just preparation, for this moment.
*UserZero: I give you!
A thump could be heard. A loud, mechanical thump, muffled only by the wind of sand.
Everyone is blown back. Everyone. A massive shockwave of metal causes a near-universal ear explosion, clearing distance for what was undoubtably the 3rd (2nd?) most ridiculosly-sized piece of mechanical death you have seen this entire game, more of a giant gorilla of steel than a machine; And yet, despite the inflated amount of 'muscle,' despite the obvious mechanical nature, despite the waves and waves of DORF-Tier weaponry well-refined beyond what the pods had suggested were available, beyond all of that, was still a big Katana and the very clear visage of Walker. Well, Walker, if walker's teeth were made of chainsaws and pile bunkers.
*UserZero: I didn't just implant a chip into Walker to fix his deficiancies! I also planted a chip in to make him run in case the main personality shut down!
*UserZero: So, you see, Consumer, Battlefury, Moniker...
*UserZero:...You made more than a bit of a mistake. He's angry.
The pods (which you somehow escaped from just after the update finished) start binging to life, and...Oh, right, yeah. Better fix that, excuse me. Don't worry-things won't start dying until this whole error is worked out!
...And I'll need your help to do it, loathe as I am to admit that...
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The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Defeat the Mecha of Horror!
[GS]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're basically the AZ entities right now!
[GS]: Defend Zerisek! Use his power to tear through the enemy entities!
[GS]: Destroy PEACE Walker! He's bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: Defend the AZ Terrors! They offer critical support and entity power!
[AZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[AZ]: Destroy PEACE Walker! He's bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destroy UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're the entity-based backbone of the AZs right now!
[PZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[PZ]: Defend PEACE Walker! He is bodyguarding the Mecha of Horrors, but he's on your side!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
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The Battlefield:
Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 80 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 3.
Weather: Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%. A Fancy Baby Velociraptor will also stun an attack. Next turn. For real.
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ready to summon again! Action (next turn, for reals.): Use Heat Death on the Bone Cage
[???] Booster Rings: 199,000/200,000 HP x1; 99,000/200,000. Doing nothing.
[H] Anomaly: Failure. 64,000/70,000 HP. 40% dodge. Adaptions: Ignores all dodge, Indigo Inferno, +10K HP, +20% dodge, Drone Policy (invincible until all minions are dead).
[H] Flumpty Waalumpty: WAA/WAA HP.
[H-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horror, the Adamantium Atrocity. Global Mech Evasion: 25%. Global Mech Dodge Ignorance: 10%. The Night Draws On: 0 Chump...: 1 Global Super EMP Armor!
-Flumtpy Bumpty’s Command and Control Center of Horror: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. +5,000,000 HP Regen per turn; Cure 3 per turn; cannot be targeted until this is the only thing left. Friendship Game: N/A. Great Fall: IIIIIII
-Birthday Boy Blam’s Blast-tastic Missile Launcher Station: 800,000/800,000 HP. Face: Normal. Auto-Bodyguarding The Beaver! Birthday Surprise: III.
-Redman’s Ridiculous Electronic Warfare Sphere: 800,000/800,000 HP. Camera Glitch: Redman (+25% Dodge). Auto-Bodyguarding Golden Flumpty! Red Screen of Death: III
-Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit: 900,000/900,000 HP. TP counter: 1. DIE-arrhea: IIIII. Inactive until PEACE WALKER is dead.
-Golden Flumpty’s Ghostly Hallucinations Station: 800,000/800,000 HP. Inflicts random status effects per attack. Game Over Easy: IIIII. Inactive until PEACE WALKER is dead.
-Grunkfuss’es Carnival of Extreme Evisceration-based Harm: 1,200,000/1,200,000 HP. Arms: 1. Unconstitutional: III
[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 127,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. Actions: use Pyramidon on Vargas and summon Charles Barkley! Mind control Anomaly: Failure into releasing the Player from his grip!
[N] Charles Barkley, The Big Man Reborn: 100,000/100,000 HP. Grants minicrits to someone. Particularly immune to being mind controlled.
[N] Genesis Dog: 38,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 3. Machines: 3. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II. Electrified: II Marked for Death! Action: Use Dogsong on Zerisek!
[N BOSS]Throne II: 450,000/450,000 HP. Tentacles: 20,000/20,000 HP x8. Airborne. Your Friends Were Here: III Now, They Are Dead: IIII Medusa: IIII Consume: IIII The Struggle: IIIII Is Over: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Pricey: 14/20 HP. +1 AC from Blood Diamond Armor.
[GS] The Avenger: 0/160,000 HP. (+5,000 per turn) Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: III Alien Clone Drop:III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III
Note: All units regen any lost AC, 1 per turn.
Specialist: 6/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration:III
Rangers: 10/10 HP x2. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III
Sharpshooter: 6/10 HP x1. Headshot: III. Faceoff: III.
Grenadiers: 6/10 HP x1. 1 AC. Heavy Weapon Ability: III
Dead Andromedons: 4/8 HP x1. 50% of Acid Burn Counter!
Gatekeeper: 5/15 HP. 2 AC. Can reanimate corpses but loses the 2 AC for that turn.
ALL ENTITIES BURNING! II
Action: Bodyguard the Avenger!
[GS-BOSS] Zerisek the Vessel: 1,452,000/1,500,000 HP. (AC: 0.5) Energy bar: 8. Energy Allocations: 5 (Soulless Onslaught), 2 (Refuge of the Soulless), 1 (Wasted). Regains 1,000 HP per every entity it damages. Radiation: IIII
[AZ?] Talist: 17/25 HP +1 Regen per turn. Mood: Mind.
[AZ] The Golem: 17/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] Bomber57: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Terror Husk: 648,000/700,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Evasion bonus for Desert/Sandstorm terrain/weather: +20%. Inflicts Burning on being hit. Aries Armor: I Action: Attack the Terror Witch! Irradiated: III. Through the Fire and Flames: IIIII. Cannot attack.
[PZ-BOSS] PEACE Walker: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP +10,000 Regen. Super Evasive (30%). Dodge Ignorance: 25%. Nine-inch Nails: [III] Hyper Jackhammer: [IIIIII] Pile Bunker 1: [II] Pile Bunker 2: [II]. Immune to Weather/Terrain effects. Super EMP Armor! El Blanco Supreme: III. Metal Gear: IIIII. Auto-bodyguarding the entire Mecha of Horrors! Hyper Virus: Neutrals!
[AZ-Γ] Godmodder477: 29/60 HP. No Gods: III No Kings:IIII Only Man:IIIII
Holding Hezetor's Buffs/Armor! (AC = 3; Hyper Evasive (1st ESFB), Knife Cluster Summon (Chara), Levitator Enforcer (IIII) (Crocidibli) )
[GM] UserZero: 100/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3000 (Locked until the Gatekeeper is dead!)
Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
[AZ] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP. 25% Dodge Ignorance(100% when Focused/Charged). 5 EMP AC(Spend 17,188 HP for double action). 25% Dodge(Dodges first attack). 9,000 HP Healing. +16,000 Damage(+10,000 if minicrit/crit melee). Plasma Blade(ready). Plasma Blade(ready). Dragon's Breath(4/4).
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(Focused Attack)
[Waiting for dop]
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Alliance: AZ
Ultra Sledgehammer || (Lightning Hammer && Amethyst Flame) && Fish Guitar && Laser Crystal shards && (The Black Sword && Concentrated Avaritine) && (Ultra Shovel && Magetear) = 8/9 Xolotl
Xolotl: An ornate warhammer composed of a shining vesperium. Matrices and lattices have been inscribed into the head of the hammer with a combination of avaritine and magetear, the latter of which providing an additional method of combat, if mere swings fail to suffice. The weapon itself is a small furnace burning with amethyst flames, and outputting inordinately vast amounts of radiation as a result. A single swing of the hammer can shatter masses of atomic bonds around you, and release the energy in the form of blasts of unearthly lightning, rending flesh from bone.
Name and description made by Erelye.
Hellion: A compact splinter gun constructed with a pale steel and hazel wood. When loaded with fully-operational turquoise crystal prisons, Hellion will fire shards of a contained foulness at your target. In the event that a shard touches another living entity, it will inflict upon it a sickness, of sorts, spreading it across the field of battle with every successful strike from either victim or wielder. Of course, a sizable enough minority of Crystal Plagues contain categorically threatening content which, if loaded into Hellion, will force the hand of the Interdimensional Police Department. They will ambush you before you pull the trigger, and occupy your time for a good few days.
Stasis Awakening: An eyepatch, of sorts, adorned with seven lenses made of glass fused with the purest magetear. This set of lenses permits for user to see beyond the facades and lies of the plane of men. From the lowest scum to the grandest synchophant, their lies and half-truths mean nothing. No finely-made facade or falsitude will fool the bearer of its arcane knowledge. From their husk comes the truth, like a phoenix from the ashes, and with it, the purest enlightenment.
Statblock: HP: 325,000/325,000. 5 EMP AC. 10% dodge. 10% dodge ignorence. 3,000 Regen. Passives: Flight, Tremorsense, Defense Matrix. Can be piloted outside the mech. Abilities: Water World: |||| Jump Jets: || Weapons: Plasma Blade (Melee), Plasma Blade (Melee), Plasma Rifle (Medium, 6), Starlight Breaker (Medium, |||) . Drones: Heavy Destroyer 35,000/35,000 (War Lance, System Shocker: |||) 10% evasion Heavy Destroyer: 35,000/35,000 HP (War Lance, Wave Motion Gun: |||) 10% evasion Heavy Destroyer: 35,000/35,000 HP (War Lance, Pile Bunker: Melee, |||) 10% evasion
Entity Commands:
Genesis Dog: .
The Genesis Dog.
[N-DOG]
Genesis Dog 45/45 0 Armor. 1 regen. Double action. Giving a 1+ grants a Stock, Machine Part or Bullet (functions same as bomb, requires a 2+ to be granted or for a gun alchemy with high level than 5, in which case, 1+ needed)
Shopkeeper dog with great buffs that gains power over time.
Obviously under my command.
Dog Power: 0/100. Used to summon entity's. Gain 1 per 10000 damage dealt. 1 dog power = 1,500 HP and 100 attack. Gain 4 per round.
Passives:
Marked Of Dog. Inflicts 1 stack of mark of dog per 20000 damage. 5 stacks turns the target into a dog on death, 10 deals massive damage. Does not decay while the lord of Dog is alive.
Extreme Annoyance: Inflicts weak annoying status effects, but chance to do so is much higher.
Shopkeeper. Can be 1+'ed, allowing the dog to take an action using Machine Parts, Stock, or Bullets/bombs to the 1'ers benefit.
Special:
Rapid Redoggening: Heal self, and add two regen. Adds one armor for that turn only. Healing power increased due to inability to target others. |||
Dogsong. Give attack up and defense up. Lasts two rounds after use. (minicrits, 2 armor) ||||
Doggening: Provides strong stat increases. (1+ armor, or 5+ hp and 10 healing, or crit chance increase choice) |||||
Second Dog: Give 4 entitys double action, and heal 10% HP, as well as clear debuffs. |||||||
Drain Of Dog: Gives two entitys two stacks of Drain of Dog (Entity deals reduced damage, 2+ added to Dog Power per turn, 2500 healing. Note that is all per stack.) |||||
Oh No, The Dogmanity: Stun 5 targets, gain 20 dog power, and 20 healing. Healing goes into overheal at a 2-1 rate. ||||||||||
Attacks:
Charge Up: 1+ targets charge.
Defense Up: 20% damage reduction for three attacks, or 2 armor for two attacks.
Attack up. Next attack for target minicrits.
Healing. Heal target.
Doghead: Deal light. damage to a target. Undodgeable.
Dogbeam: Wand. Fires a beam that does light damage to three targets. Also deals light damage.
Doggun: Fires a bullet that deals a massive amount of damage. Requires reload to be used prior to the attack.
Things Requiring Stock/Machine Parts
It has three actions for this only. It will only use one on it's own, and the other two actions are reserved for shopers.
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Guillotine && Executioner's Ax && Judge's Gavel && Jury's Votes=The Death Sentence(Level ?)5/?
Scythe && Occam's Razor && Schrodinger's Cat(Paper Copy) && Murphy's Law=(Level ?)1/?
Projector && Movie Real && 3D Glasses && Audio System=(Level ?)3/?
ITEMS WITH CHARGES
The Rise 7/50 Hits 3 entities with attacks of alive entities. Heals 3 entities for the damage of 1 of the attacks OR heals one entity for the combined damage of all attacks divided by 2.
The Madness 7/50 Buffs 3 entities in same team. Gives buffed entities change to hit different entity to one selected that turn. Can't charge when entities are buffed.
The Fall 7/50 Uses attacks of 3 dead entities. Inflicts a 3 turn debuff 'Kamikaze' which causes an entity to inflict AoE damage on near by entities. Can't charge when enemies are debuffed.
Each has 5 turn charge. If nerf needed, change charge time to between 7-10.
Complete
Tarot Deck ~~~~ Loom =Scarf of Cards (in Richards possession)
Staple remover && Scissors && Three hole puncher && Sword = Slashademia (Level 7: 4/4 )
Pen && Highlighter && Pencil && Revolver = The Marks-Man (Level 7: 4/4)
I attack the God Slayer entities with various shards of glass and mirrors, then but salt in their wounds. I then make more wounds with Slashademia and The Marks-Man.
First, I hack the rules so I can do all the stuff I'm about to do!
XCOMMAND#DELETEFILESAVE
I delete file save.
COMMANDJAVAH
I hack into the Java and reroute script into godmodders IP address.
Personal GODMODDER info gained.
ZYXAGARBOTS.COM
I use Herb Convertor to convert Bots into malware virus's.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS
Bots loaded.
Robots loaded.
Hacks loaded.
Reroute misslle strike cordinates of HAMMER missle stirke.
LOADING
FIRING
Tracing heat signature of Godmodder.
Bleep.
12 Dozen missles fired filled with incendary plasma frag grenades that in turn our filled with suicide cat bombers.
Second Strike Online!
Orbital Laser Strike/Dubstep Speakers/Hyper Voice=Sub Orbital Sound Strike
Booting Up!
Sub Orbital Sound Strike/Wild Exploud/Beats Earbuds=Earshatter Soundboom
Earshatter Soundboom/ Modding for Gods= Godmodding Sounds
Extremely loud sheep sounds play from the godmodders computer tha can't be stopped due to godmodding modding! HTML moddified to lag his computer! CSS changed to display french fries on his computer!
Spawn Entity: MissingNo on his computer! Computer files are destoryed and permanantly stored in MissingNo file! Game removed from Godmodders computer!
He is unable to reconnect to game and his character is frozen!
Third Strike Ready
File Hack!
I hack into his player sprite and change it into a toad! Massive decrease in health and damage for godmodder! Armour on him is removed!
Piskel sprite edit makes him have a metal gag so he can't give voice commands!
Godmodder Toad Character is imported into Undertale!
I erase the Undertale world in the Genocide Route!
Fourth Strike Online!
Undertale app is removed and ported over into this youtube video!
The annoying sounds mask the sound of me sneaking up behind him with my new creation!
ALCHEMY
Doge/Dank Memes/Pepe=Meme Extreme Meme!
I play it in his ears until his ears bleed! The godmodder toad then goes half deaf!
I edit the coding of the game to become admin and block his hacking exstensions!
The godmodder toad is confused!
Fifth Strike Online!
I make his game file/sprite/godmodder all link together! His game sprite and the godmodder himself are linked due to my powers! I teleport the godmodder into the toad sprite! He is knocked out by the rancid smell of the toad's insides that the godmodder is residing in! I make the toad real! The stomach acids of the toad dissolve the actual godmodder, then dissolve the sprite becuase I snuck in Bloon Dissolver Fluid! Godmodder dissolved and unable to respawn because I am the admin now and I ban his IP adress!
6th Strike Online!
UserZero is attacked by my supports! They can be seen at the bottom of my posts!
Over 9000th Strike Online!
The dissolved toad/godmodder/sprite is teleported back in time into the 1600's. There are no computers back then! Godmodder can't godmod! Boi
UserZero takes critical damage! Have I defeated him?
Supports!
-Master Chief
-Predator
-A Xenomorph
-A Facehugger
-Dat Boi
-Micheal Myers
-Pink Guy!
Accesories for me!
Heart Stone-When the godmodder counterattacks, the godmodder can't regenerate health or restore health!
Panda Suit!-Plus 25 support damage
Anti-Malware Disk-Prevents the godmodder from reflecting my attacks back on me or hacking into my attacks!
Gaster Blaster-Passive increase in overall damage as well as infinite projectile penatration!
Toupee!-Godmodder can't retreat because he must marvelat the toupee I brought to the battle!
Pikachu!-Plus 30 damage!
Arena Closer Summon!-Calls in an Arena Closer every 10 turns to deal an astounding 50 damage to the godmodder!
Fireball Summon!-Summons a fireball every 2 turns for 10 instant damage!
ZENSEVENTH Strike Online!
Boot disollved toad/computerless godmodder into a void with no acess to internet or wifi! I then eat french fries!
BEEP!
Bae Bruce Lee Tank Spawned! Holds off hostile entities with one inch punch rockets!
I take time to hack into the void UserZero is in and shrink it until the dissolved toad/ computerless godmodder is crushed!
Title entity: Hot Sn00p Dawg Turret to hold off other godmodders! Shoots $666 Zika Virus Douche Hot Dogs that knock back enemies 5 millenia into the past!
Entity # Summoned: #Summoner spawns # to block social media attacks!
Entity EMAN: Spawns a giant enderman that telefrags enemies and godmodder that approach with lag bombs, that slow target movement speed to 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000666 miles per hour. The slow effect can't be gotten rid of and lasts for 666 turns.
Alchemy left to GoldenReady
Plastic Cat/ Chocolate of the Dead+Terra Blade+Wifi Passcode+Subwoofers
Attack boosted by 0.05% every turn. Effect stacks.
First, I hack the rules so I can do all the stuff I'm about to do!
XCOMMAND#DELETEFILESAVE
I delete file save.
COMMANDJAVAH
I hack into the Java and reroute script into godmodders IP address.
Personal GODMODDER info gained.
ZYXAGARBOTS.COM
I use Herb Convertor to convert Bots into malware virus's.
RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS
Bots loaded.
Robots loaded.
Hacks loaded.
Reroute misslle strike cordinates of HAMMER missle stirke.
LOADING
FIRING
Tracing heat signature of Godmodder.
Bleep.
12 Dozen missles fired filled with incendary plasma frag grenades that in turn our filled with suicide cat bombers.
Second Strike Online!
Orbital Laser Strike/Dubstep Speakers/Hyper Voice=Sub Orbital Sound Strike
Booting Up!
Sub Orbital Sound Strike/Wild Exploud/Beats Earbuds=Earshatter Soundboom
Earshatter Soundboom/ Modding for Gods= Godmodding Sounds
Extremely loud sheep sounds play from the godmodders computer tha can't be stopped due to godmodding modding! HTML moddified to lag his computer! CSS changed to display french fries on his computer!
Spawn Entity: MissingNo on his computer! Computer files are destoryed and permanantly stored in MissingNo file! Game removed from Godmodders computer!
He is unable to reconnect to game and his character is frozen!
Third Strike Ready
File Hack!
I hack into his player sprite and change it into a toad! Massive decrease in health and damage for godmodder! Armour on him is removed!
Piskel sprite edit makes him have a metal gag so he can't give voice commands!
Godmodder Toad Character is imported into Undertale!
I erase the Undertale world in the Genocide Route!
Fourth Strike Online!
Undertale app is removed and ported over into this youtube video!
The annoying sounds mask the sound of me sneaking up behind him with my new creation!
ALCHEMY
Doge/Dank Memes/Pepe=Meme Extreme Meme!
I play it in his ears until his ears bleed! The godmodder toad then goes half deaf!
I edit the coding of the game to become admin and block his hacking exstensions!
The godmodder toad is confused!
Fifth Strike Online!
I make his game file/sprite/godmodder all link together! His game sprite and the godmodder himself are linked due to my powers! I teleport the godmodder into the toad sprite! He is knocked out by the rancid smell of the toad's insides that the godmodder is residing in! I make the toad real! The stomach acids of the toad dissolve the actual godmodder, then dissolve the sprite becuase I snuck in Bloon Dissolver Fluid! Godmodder dissolved and unable to respawn because I am the admin now and I ban his IP adress!
6th Strike Online!
UserZero is attacked by my supports! They can be seen at the bottom of my posts!
Over 9000th Strike Online!
The dissolved toad/godmodder/sprite is teleported back in time into the 1600's. There are no computers back then! Godmodder can't godmod! Boi
UserZero takes critical damage! Have I defeated him?
Supports!
-Master Chief
-Predator
-A Xenomorph
-A Facehugger
-Dat Boi
-Micheal Myers
-Pink Guy!
Accesories for me!
Heart Stone-When the godmodder counterattacks, the godmodder can't regenerate health or restore health!
Panda Suit!-Plus 25 support damage
Anti-Malware Disk-Prevents the godmodder from reflecting my attacks back on me or hacking into my attacks!
Gaster Blaster-Passive increase in overall damage as well as infinite projectile penatration!
Toupee!-Godmodder can't retreat because he must marvelat the toupee I brought to the battle!
Pikachu!-Plus 30 damage!
Arena Closer Summon!-Calls in an Arena Closer every 10 turns to deal an astounding 50 damage to the godmodder!
Fireball Summon!-Summons a fireball every 2 turns for 10 instant damage!
ZENSEVENTH Strike Online!
Boot disollved toad/computerless godmodder into a void with no acess to internet or wifi! I then eat french fries!
BEEP!
Bae Bruce Lee Tank Spawned! Holds off hostile entities with one inch punch rockets!
I take time to hack into the void UserZero is in and shrink it until the dissolved toad/ computerless godmodder is crushed!
Title entity: Hot Sn00p Dawg Turret to hold off other godmodders! Shoots $666 Zika Virus Douche Hot Dogs that knock back enemies 5 millenia into the past!
Entity # Summoned: #Summoner spawns # to block social media attacks!
Entity EMAN: Spawns a giant enderman that telefrags enemies and godmodder that approach with lag bombs, that slow target movement speed to 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000666 miles per hour. The slow effect can't be gotten rid of and lasts for 666 turns.
Alchemy left to GoldenReady
Plastic Cat/ Chocolate of the Dead+Terra Blade+Wifi Passcode+Subwoofers
Attack boosted by 0.05% every turn. Effect stacks.
I'm sorry to say, but your imagination and dreams would have been broken horribly in about a week's time, when the update comes around, anyway, or even earlier. You've tripped up about a quarter of every godmodding ability in existence, and a few more programming failures.
Starting off, over in the main Terraria session, you've tripped up attack copying (auto failure for any attack) and the fact that Terraria is programmed in C++. Next, you've tripped up the Veil - a godmodder's ability to protect themselves from people finding out their personal information, the rules of alchemisation (read the OP, as it doesn't really appear as you've done so for either 0 or the Terraria session), how HTML and CSS work. It's both a video game and not a video game, HTML and CSS won't work without redirecting the or a godmodder to a website. Strike 4 is somewhat solid apart from trying to nullify a godmodder's armour and automatically deal damage to them, but Strike 5 isn't due to a mixture of it being impossible to ban somebody without being an admin, and the fact that Godmodders can just log back on via a thing called Outside Adminstration.
UserZero is female, meaning that your attack automatically fails again, and godmodding is just flat out reality warping. Computer or not, their powers work. Speaking about UserZero's identity, the Godmodder refers to Richard, the 'main protagonist' here, and future main antagonist, and specifying either of them as the Godmodder usually leads to some random other godmodder here getting dunked. So, autofail.
Next, you instasummoned at least 9 entities, some of which have been summoned before, as well as the instasummoning of several alchemies. You can't instantly create alchemies, and while you can instantly summon entities, that leads to them being brainwashed by UserZero, who is in a somewhat desperate situation seeing as an almost certainly Hostile superboss and three enemy bosses are against her and her faction is about to die out. I'm pretty sure godmodding is going to allow her to take some of your summons, even if your attack autofails on three different count and fails again on a few more.
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>Sukard: Respond to Richard. "Basically, I'm doing this because time in one of the major pillars of the multiverse. And as you see, it's falling apart because of this gorillaing timeloop, an example b
eing the existence of TWO alpha timelines. That ain't supposed to happen. It's all just a joaje anyway."
"I'm still fundamentally AZ. I just want to stop the timeloop, one way or another. Expect more Pineapple Cannon-like assists from me soon."
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Mech statblock: [AZ] LANDFALL MK0: 275,000/275,000 HP +10,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 6 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). Evasive (29%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 40% (DEX Bonus). Melee Attack Bonus: +10,000 damage (STR Bonus). Airborn. Supersonic Shockwave: [Infinite]. Immune to Weather/Terrain Effects! Cannot be stunned! Double-Action! Starlight Breaker: |||.
As you can see, Sukard is now AZ again. He gives Richard a jet engine.
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From the depths of the internet fly a USB-like device. The device houses five dangerous capacitors which store up energy, and blast it into whichever it plugs into to fry its circuits and inflict upon it a terrible status effect.
Which is the infamous insteunt deaf...
Of course, that's for the Unsung. For entities, it deals much, much less. On the housing is a skull fused with the USB logo, which is symbolic because it is basically electronic death. That's right, I'm talking about the USB Killer.
It plugs into PEACE Walker, frying his circuits in one hit.
--Boosts--
+1 Piono
+1 Crusher
+1 Consumer
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Grue-moire (Level 8)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
--Charges--
+2 from Tazz.
OW THE EDGE: 13/50
Sukardquest: 36/50 (+1 Consumer, +1 EXOS)
Fallen Booster: 12/50
--Alchemies--
Pearlwood Staff && (Faceless Bloodline && Druid Bloodline) = Infinite Power (6/8) (Level 13)
A staff containg infinite mana that regenerates infinitely. Still doesn't have spells that it can access. However, this can be fixed by running it through the Alchemiter a few times. (this is what one of the refrances is.) Original name: Infinity Staff.
ALL THE REGRETS && ALL OF THEM && MORE REGRETS THAN VRISKA AND IRE COMBINED && K E K || Sword = sord... (3/6) (Level 0)
ALCHEMY SLOT LOCKED. THANK YOU FOR BUYING PARASOCKS.
Family Heirloom Necklace && Essence of Problem Sleuth Weapon Transformations || Fear No Anvil && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer && Thor's Hammer (Ranged) && Thor's Hammer (Melee) && Thor's Hammer (Magic) && Telescopic Sassacrusher && Wrinklegorillaer = Dormant Hammer (5/11) (Level 20)
An empowering necklace with a blue gem that can transform into a powerful hammer, and vice versa. Doesn't seem to be at full power. Yes, the color is necessary. Refrance to the Thorium Mod.
Notch, you misunderstand me, knowing my dear compatriots in all fractions I suspect they will do something moronic and I have no desire to attempt to be a hero and save the innocent masses. Instead I'd like to speed up the construction of the portal and have it go off without anything utterly ridiculous happening. So please ask of me anything that can speed up this process and I shall attempt to fulfill it. Especially seeing as I have many resources and allies.
Now about my actions regarding lower ranked godmodders.
Yes. I did.
A puddle of inky ... something bleeds into the ground a few blocks away from Notch, Nyarlathotep emerges from the abyssal pool, straightening out his old school aristocratic longcoat.
I am guessing you aren't asking for me to rid you of some lower ranked godmodders.
+1 to point into Godslayer
Charges
Heheheh 26/50
A Smiling God 8/50
Overlord of the Emerged Lands 9/50
Assists
+1 to Piono, CrazeePi (apologies, thought you were supercool) and Hezetor Alchemiter Grimdarkimitter (Level 10 11/11)
The Aklo Dictionary && The God Emperor's Text to Speech Device == The Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Device
Auto translates eldritch languages like Aklo, also has a built in Zi translator for some reason (installed by Randolph Carter), and can hook up to the cloud database of discovered Zi words.
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