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The 2.FREE HUGS.U WOT M8?.C-C-COMBO BREAKER.NOPE.0 Update

-Added a new NPC, Ren. If you don't agree with him, he will destroy your world.
-Duke Fishron is now Duke Cageron.
-Derplings and Herplings are now 100% more Herp-Derp.
-Optimizations for framerates at 69 FPS.
-Added a new boss, Gannodorf. Come fight him, or else you'll DIE.
-Added Yes Slimes and No Slimes.
-Re-Added Ridley.
-Every official terrarian ranked user is now an enemy, and so are new users.
-Added a new Murphmario Staff that summons CGI characters like Mario, Morshu, Gannodorf, and even Bowser, to fight for you.
-Biomes can now spread onto their own blocks (ex. EbonEbonwood, CrimCrimsand, PearlPearlstone, or Corrupted Corruption, Crimsoned Crimson, Hallowed Hallow, etc.).
 
-Buffed Crawltipeides even more.
-Fixed Moon Lord dropping Portal Gun instead of Copper Shortsword.
-Fixed Murphmario Staff summoning CGI characters. It now instead summons cd-I Characters.
-Removed Ridley, as I have recieved a lot of complaints telling me that he was too big. Charizard now replaces him.
-Mama Luigi can now be summoned by the Murphmario Staff.
-Added Gabe. If you encounter him in Terraria, he will give you a Steam discount.
-Removed Herobrine.
 
1.4 update changelog
The Terraria Redigit Overload of Legitimate Lol-ness update (or the T.R.O.L.L update for short)

-Fixed players spawing with items such as copper pickaxe (if you think about it, you would get what this fix means)
-Tweaked the Demolitionist. Whenever
you buy stuff from it, he uses the
respective item on you
-Added a new Moon Lord attack. The Moon Crusher, it throws 300 Moons the size of your screen at you
-Fixed the order of bosses, Moon Lord becomes the first boss and then King Slime becomes the final boss, Lunatic cultist becomes the second, so on and so forth
-Added a new boss,
Bunny 2.0
It's a bunny the with the size of 2x2 blocks.
It is spawned with Dirt (place in ground to summon boss)
Deals 1000 damage and has 999,999,999 health
It has 100 phases which each one takes place whenever it is damaged
On its first phase, it spawns 3 more of itself
On the remaining phases it doubles its damage and health
-Added a new item, the Telephone. It enables the ability to call real-life numbers, such as 911. (Lets go order pizzas)
-Replaced Skeletron head with :red:
-The Stardust pillar now summons a copy of itself each second
-Each item is now consumable (one swing of the Terra blade and its gone)
More updates coming soon so stay tuned and :redmunch:
 
Fixed Glitch where the Moon Lord and Martian Saucer's Deathrays couldn't go through blocks.
Every magic weapon now costs 400 mana, and deals 1 damage.
All Weapons now have a sell price of 1 copper, and have a reforge and buy price of 999 platinum.
 
Lunar towers now have a 200% chance of spawning where you summon a boss, and a 400% chance of spawning somewhere in your world.
Fixed glitch where moon lord did not spawn when all four towers are present (only did so when they were killed)
Added crawltipede stampede, with a 80% chance of occuring each time a pillar spawns.
Crawltipede stampede spawns 300 crawltipedes
Confuse now lasts forever, unless hit with a nother confuse
Fixed glitch where hallow didnt spawn prehardmode
Fixed glitch where crimson and corruption didnt spawn together
Brain of cthulu becomes invincible if you are too smart
Added death bolt, the harmode waqterbolt which instakills everything it touches exept for crawltipides, found by killing a crawltipede (0.00000000000001% chance)
crawltipides are invincible
Bats now spawn in pairs
 
1.666 update:
-Added support for the NX, PS4 Neo, the New Version of the XBOX One.
-Fixed Plumbers Clothes having Mario's colors instead of Grand Dad's.
-You can now only shoot a projectile from the enchanted sword when your at full health.
-Added music that is more high-quality than it was previously.
-You can now edit worlds by using Super Mario Maker.
-Added internet. It lets you browse the internet in-game.
-Fixed players being unable to die on the title screen.
-Fixed the hallow not being unable to take over the jungle.
-Fixed the slope exploit people refer to as "hoiks".
-Whenever an NPC joins the battle, Alfonzo replaces them.
-Added the Aquarian Horde. It's final boss is Giant Metal Dark Baby Robot Duke Fishron Prime Man 3.
 
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  • Added Infinity Crates. These crates will give you as much of items as the entirety of Pi, they will make your PC (even if it's the best available) overheat because of numbers your PC cannot calculate. This heat will cause an insta-crash, will persist in that world, and will be so hot that it can fry an egg or two.
  • Added some Minceraft Minecraft rip-off items that behave like you'd think they do.
  • Added a Swamp Biome. This new biome is where the new Shrek enemies reside, and the music here will be Smash Mouth - All Star playing in the background. When the Shreks see you, they'll scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?" every millisecond. A music box for this theme exists too, but it'll gradually get louder and louder, eventually bursting your eardrums.
  • Added a secret lenny face carved only on ONE piece of wood. Can you find it? If you do and then you break it, you're granted the final tier. It will take you 24 hours to break it. Please don't use rubber bands on your mouse to break this block.
  • Added Pay-To-Win elements that require you to pay 999 x4 Platinum to progress beyond the "final" tier.
  • Fixed our upcoming Terraria: Otherworld not being $299.99.
  • Fixed Music Boxes not bursting your eardrums.
  • Fixed Painter's Outfit being Luigi's version.
  • Fixed the Moon Lord spawning after you commit genocide on the cultists.
  • Fixed the Dryad's outfit being skimpy. Now she's entirely wrapped in nothing but vines.
  • Fixed the Guide not being useless.
 
The Tick (Accessory)
Removes 15% of an enemy's health if they have more than 60 health.
Heals you by 1 HP whenever you summon a boss.
Is destroyed if you get any fire debuff.
Cannot be removed except when being destroyed by fire.
 
Since getting biome keys are so hard, instead of putting an OP weapon in the chests, put a fish in it.
 
Goblin Voodoo Doll
Tooltip: No I completely understand.
Obtained when the tinkerer reforges your item and gives the exact same modifier. It allows you to damage him. Any weapon that kills him gets reforged for free.
 
Update JUICB0X
-All enemies are replaced with raging 6 year old minecraft players who hate Terraria.
They have 1 hp but 9000 defense. They will troll you by tossing dynamite everywhere, spawning 10 Medusa's when you are near, and screaming so much it causes extreme server lag.
 
Added Angler Vodoo Doll. Obtained by fishing in the Ocean after Duke Fishron has been defeated. Can be used as bait (420% Bait Power), but can only be used by the Golden Fishing Rod. It must be used in the same biome where the current Angler quest fish is caught (For example, it has to be used in the Surface Jungle if the Angler asks you for a Catfish). It will summon the Great Fisher One-Winged Enragement MLG Angler, who is a boss form of the Angler.
True Enragement MLG Angler fight:
Appears as a giant 7-winged form of the Angler with enough bling to drive a gold-based economy to the underground by selling it (Along with the diamond mining industry). Namely, a large golden chain with pearl and diamond-encrusted letters reading: "THE ****ING FISHMASTER", along with a big fish made out of gold with pearls.
Apart from that, he wears Sunglasses shaped like sunfish, and a stereotypical MLG cap with the words "Sexy" written next to him, along with glitter.
The Great Fisher One-Winged Enragement MLG Angler wears the usual Angler attire apart from these changes, but his body will be made up of all the quest fish, bound together in the Angler's shape by tentacles and onions.
He also has 7 wings put in specific places.
After defeating him, the world will go to :red: and will be temporarily restarted, but you get to punch the Guide in the face.
 
Update 1.Spaghetti:
-Added a new boss: Robbie Rotten. He attacks with dumb clones of himself, sax playing, nets, and banana peels.
-You now have to pay a monthly membership fee in order to keep playing the game.
-Added races. You can choose them on the character creation screen. Win the race, and get yourself the best rewards: A Copper Shortsword!
-Added Joe. You craft it from 10 Excalibur and a Bomb.
-You now have to buy the title screen DLC in order to access the title screen. The title screen DLC also has a monthly membership fee.
-Removed Terrabrine
-Removed Herobrine
-Removed Herobrian
-Removed all the Brines and Brians.
-Removed Herobrine in Minecraft.
-Removed the ability to create worlds.
 
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(translation:

The reddiest red a red ded red update!

Everything turns into Red!

On rare occasions, something turns into :redspin:or:redmunch:

Hope you enjoy!

P.S reds do more damage than the dungeon guardian and outspeed the speed of light.)
 
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