Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

[Just_A_Dude]

You have a giant stomach

I taunt Chuck Norris

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Chuck Norris doesn't exist.

 

[theclownfish II]

the game stopped

i go to the center of our galaxy

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

And?

 

[Extaasi]

I shot me in my head.

 

[DTi56]

But you shot yourself with air.
I walk into a moth pit.

 

[Conjo344]

I put a light over you.
I skydive without a parachute as the plane chases after me.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

I swoop by, change the plane's direction, give you a parachute, and pull the cord.
I swim in an ocean of nice, friendly animals.

 

[Murphmario]

I put a shark in the ocean.

I proceed to put myself in the shark's mouth.

 

[Krasunir]

I kill the shark.

I then grab a spike and prepare to throw my head onto it.

 

[theclownfish II]

i take the spike and throw it far away

i swim with 20 piranhas

 

[Conjo344]

I kiil em all.

I play on expert mode.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

I delete your world.
I jump in a pit of lava while summoning the Moon Lord

 

[Conjo344]

I put blocks over the lava and kill the moon lord with Reds Throw.

I do a PVP battle with my brother.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

I build a time machine to go before you build the time machine and convince you not to build the time machine.


I jump into a vat of every toxic chemical known to man.

 

[Ivyss]

I moved it away

I go to space without a space suit

 

[MinerTurtle45]

I put a glass ball around the Earth.

I then proceed to break that ball and stab myself with the shards

 

[Ivyss]

I eat the shards before you stab yourself.

 

[realicraft]

And?
I gaster-blast myself.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I jump in front of the gaster blast and take the full impact.