The Bragging Game

[Varsia]

I'm building a huge pit-base.
I'm almost done the pit part of it.
It's 440 blocks wide, 600 blocks deep.

 

[RoboTTrustworthy]

I was requested to play piano at a concert

*puts on sunglasses*

And i denied it

#mistakesweremadenowihavenointerestingfutureandisjustaslameasalwaysohgosh

oh and i can draw

 

[WilliamD]

Pro writing skills!

 

[Varsia]

I can draw pretty well, write pretty well and game very well.

 

[Melon Man]

I once considered buying Super Meat Boy.
Scrubs.

 

[RoboTTrustworthy]

I can play the piano, i can draw, i can design (clothes, decorations..), I can play games, i can sit for a really long time and just think (oooh what an achievement ).

 

[TTSp00k the Invincible]

I beat Crawmerax the Invincible, the hardest boss in the first Borderlands game.

 

[Varsia]

I am a TF2 F2P.
Peasants.

 

[Arpiter]

I attempted to help landscape
It didn't go so well...

 

[WilliamD]

I can make inspirational paintings >

 

[Hax4Ever]

I got windows 10 on the 29th unlike everybody ese.
I host a server.
I live in an expensive house that we don't even have to pay rent for, only bills.
I go to one of the top 50 schools in california.
I have a massive mug that I got from the California science center for only 12 dollars.
I have a Wii U.
I get 60fps on every program.
I have a gaming mouse.
I have a n64.
I have a sega genesis.
I have a snes.
I have a 3DS.
I own 2 computers.
I'm 5"5" .
I can't get cavities.
I can see a few impossible colors (Yellow Blue and Red Green)
I'm gr8 m8 at mario kart 8 m8 (only with bikes though , inner curve thing amazing)
I'm gud at Sm4sh.
I can electrodome.
I am old age modern hippie.
I beat Kaizo Mario.
I broke somebody's nose once.
I was in a car crash and didn't get any injuries at all.
and here's the best one:

I am mexican.

 

[Cyanopsia]

I am made of orange juice

I like to edit people's quotes to make them look weird. I have no idea why I have any need to brag about that
[DOUBLEPOST=1438267091,1438266933][/DOUBLEPOST]Also I stopped someone from doing this in real life:

 

[Varsia]

I am drinking tea.
Peasants.

 

[Cyanopsia]

I am drinking urine.
Peasants.

ok then

 

[Varsia]

ok then

Take your quote editing to the appropriate thread (it's in Forum Games), please.
Thanks.

 

[Cyanopsia]

Take your quote editing to the appropriate thread (it's in Forum Games), please.
Thanks.

Ugh, fine.

 

[DerpoTheMagnificent]

I'm Derpo THE Magnificent.
Top that.

 

[Cyanopsia]

I'm Derpo THE Magnificent.
Bottom that.

My name has Optimus in it. EAT IT.

 

[teag2]

I once killed a Green Slime on Expert Mode Hardcore.
(that ended when a blue slime killed me)

-snip-

The images in you're signature aren't inside the spoiler.

 

[James Harrow]

I got one of my posts liked by Cenx, and Cenx also quoted one of my posts.
I also have a Legendary Meowmere.
And All of Red's Items.