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aWolfen
aWolfen
Thanks for telling me your bara husbando, son.
Cyrus the Cold
Cyrus the Cold
I'm not alone in this.
aWolfen
aWolfen
Conversely I don't think I have anybody I'd be straight for.
Cyrus the Cold
Cyrus the Cold
It's weird like that, isn't it.
aWolfen
aWolfen
Well, in one of the multiverses, Wolverine is canonically gay, and since he's practically immortal you might have a shot.
So there you go.
Cyrus the Cold
Cyrus the Cold
Nope. I'd rather not deal with an adamantium boner. He's just kind of dreamy.
aWolfen
aWolfen
He'd literally, not figuratively, split you like a log.
Cyrus the Cold
Cyrus the Cold
And that's just not my thing. Violent dismemberment doesn't turn me on.
aWolfen
aWolfen
You do realize that his boner is the only part of him that isn't as hard as Adamantium. Really, the most you'll get is some internal bruising.
Trash Boat
Trash Boat
If like it more in my mouth then up my :red:. Maybe that's a personal thing
Cyrus the Cold
Cyrus the Cold
This has gotten weird. I knew it would, but more than I predicted.
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