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TheQuietBisharp
TheQuietBisharp
I'm no landlubber, but a simple screencap does the trick for any smartphone application.
TheParrotKing
TheParrotKing
I be on a kindle me harty.
TheQuietBisharp
TheQuietBisharp
Your pirate speak kills my vibe.
TheParrotKing
TheParrotKing
Deal with it landlubber.
TheQuietBisharp
TheQuietBisharp
you

you can't

I'm the one with the cool sunglasses here

and you're not even sea-based, you're a bird, you sham
TheParrotKing
TheParrotKing
I be a parrot, pirates have parrots, now walk ye old plank, and have a nice day.
TheQuietBisharp
TheQuietBisharp
Pirates had parrots because they'd sell them in their travels. They weren't pets. Walking the plank is also a pirate myth. Why make someone die so inefficiently?
TheParrotKing
TheParrotKing
Because why not, and thats why we have duke fishron over here, aye.
TheQuietBisharp
TheQuietBisharp
Real pirates either shot their prisoners or tortured them. If they were gonna toss them in the sea, they'd tie them up and let the ship drag them along. Gruesome.
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