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yes he had a weird shrine of you in his basement and he tried to pick up chicks by dressing up as a greaser and stapling your face onto his own
he tried to castrate me with his foot so I wouldn't divulge this






but little did he know it's too small to be harmed

oh e I'm rumbled don't do it again nonononononononononono
*BOING*
ARGH

Oh lord, are you still president? In that case I salute you once again!