OH RIN
YOU LOOK SO DOWN
WITH YOUR STARVING EYES
AND YOUR TROUT POUT FROWN
OH DEAR, THE WORLD'S NOT GOING YOUR WAY
OH RIN, WHEN YOUR TEA'S A MESS
WHEN YOU CAN'T HAVE SOUP
AND YOU'RE IN DISTRESS
I, OF COURSE, KNOW HOW TO SAVE THE DAY
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS
STICK A NICE BIG STRAW IN OPTI'S EAR
(STICK A STRAW IN HIS EAR)
THAT'S RIGHT, PUT A STRAW RIGHT INTO HIS FAVOURITE EAR
(IS IT TRUE?)
YES IT'S TRUE
COS ONCE IT'S IN YOUR HUNGER DISAPPEARS
YOUR GROANING STOMACH WILL BE MOVED TO TEARS
AS IN HIS EAR THERE'S SOUP FOR YEARS
SO GO AND STICK A STRAW IN HIS EAAAAARRRRRR....
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