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Yeah
That was a while ago, I almost forgot lol

Lol, if you provide some background info, I can try to set up an interview

Well tell me what you need and I'll see if I can provide

I need species, your biome, and I need you to sign this contract that says you wont disembowel me mid interview

I, TerrariaOn3DS, will not disembowel my interview from this point onward

Interviewer's Signature: ModdedTerrarian___
Interviewee's Signature:__________________

Species would be AI, Biome would be well, all of them, but I like the corruption and hallow.
Awww do I have to? Disembowelment is quite fun to watch...

Im sorry, but I have seen disembowelment across the multiverse, it ain't pretty.

I find it neat to see different creatures organs falling out, and particularly their reactions to losing their guts. But it is quite messy, I'll give you that much.

No kidding, that crap takes at least 3 buckets of water to clean up

I usually don't do the cleaning myself. But whatever, I'll sign your silly contract simply because you seem like a fairly average human. I've already disemboweled a bunch of humans in the past so yeah.
Also there are far more fun methods to kill someone.

I guess. That should be all, would you like to step into my office?

Or, do I need to like, plug you in?

I'm not some weak kind of machine. Hell, what you're seeing of me is just a projection.
Also, did you know that the human body can survive for a time with the ribcage split vertically down the middle and opened like double doors?