Okay the part that got me to laugh was the 496 downvotes.
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Ivyss
Certainly acting the part of Reddit mod quite well. Sure there's some inconsistencies, but I'm sure the redditors were more than willing to help provide more downvotes at least.
zenithspeed
i've previously gotten a reply on another site from a guy who claimed to be some top US Marine Corps sharpshooter and he got mad at me for something i didn't even do and wasn't even that major, so i just told him "well for a seemingly top tier sniper you sure don't have good eyes" and left it that
please don't impersonate police officers, military personnel, or anyone for that matter
please don't impersonate police officers, military personnel, or anyone for that matter
Ivyss
That I'd guess was probably just the navy seal copypasta.