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The Triangle God
Green_Metaknight
Sylar picks up the phone.
"I found Ted Sprague."
"I found Ted Sprague."
The Triangle God
Hello this is the Triangle God Crypto Hotline, please wait.
*Starts playing music as you wait*
Hello, this is the Triangle God, how can I help you today?
*Starts playing music as you wait*
Hello, this is the Triangle God, how can I help you today?
Green_Metaknight
Sylar: "My name is Isaac Mendez, and I've found Ted Sprague."
The Triangle God
Sir this is a crypto company that makes fake deals.
Green_Metaknight
Sylar: "Not anymore. You're the FBI now. Now come arrest Ted Sprague."
The Triangle God
*puts on FBI hat*
*Opens triangular portal to your exact location*
*Opens triangular portal to your exact location*
The Triangle God
Give me this 'Ted' sucker
Green_Metaknight
Ted Sprague is walking across the sidewalk.
The Triangle God
Would you like him dead, alive or in a time vortex?
Green_Metaknight
Sylar: "Alive. Put him in the back of your FBI van and drive him to jail."
The Triangle God
*grabs him and just throws him to the cell*
The Triangle God
Who needs a van?
Green_Metaknight
When you throw him in the cell, you notice that his head has been cut open and his brain is missing.
The Triangle God
... Guess you are getting him dead after all.
Green_Metaknight
You also notice that Isaac Mendez is nowhere to be seen.
The Triangle God
*uses my power to become the nearest triangular object to him*
Green_Metaknight
The nearest triangular object to him is a triangular piece of paper 500 feet away from him, in a random person's apartment.