Because of reasons. Family reasons, shall I say. xD
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bawr
The Ice Cube
I'm gonna guess that you:
A. Live in Israel, like me and Yoraiz0r.
B. A jewish dude who lives in... I dunno, Boston?
A. Live in Israel, like me and Yoraiz0r.
B. A jewish dude who lives in... I dunno, Boston?
bawr
Close, except currently it's Poland, next month it's Sofia, and a few months later I'm dropping into Tel-Aviv. 
The Ice Cube
So close.
Pixel
Why are you an ice cube wizard?
The Ice Cube
What do you mean?
Pixel
Why are we asking questions when we can enjoy some coffee?
Actually, bad idea. I hate coffee, and it'd melt you anyway.
Actually, bad idea. I hate coffee, and it'd melt you anyway.
bawr
He's not a wizard, he's a *Mage*. Are you an evil person who calls a tortoise a turtle, too? ;_;
The Ice Cube
No, he's just some guy that a biscuit fell on.
Pixel
Yes, I am the most evilest of people who exist.
What was that? You wanted an expresso, or an espresso?
What was that? You wanted an expresso, or an espresso?
bawr
Well if anyone needs any assistance with devouring biscuits of any size, I'm your man.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Pixel
You guys are sick.
The Ice Cube
Meh.
*cough* Why do you want to help him? I want to make him SUFFER from this biscuit. HA HA HA HA H- *cough*
*cough* Why do you want to help him? I want to make him SUFFER from this biscuit. HA HA HA HA H- *cough*
bawr
Well if it's sick to be a cookie aficionado, then I don't want a cure, mister.
COOKIES ARE THE REIGNING KING OF MY PYRAMID OF FOODSTUFFS.
COOKIES ARE THE REIGNING KING OF MY PYRAMID OF FOODSTUFFS.
bawr
Unhealthy unschmealty.
The Ice Cube
Cookies are a type of food. You eat cookies. Eating. Nom.