Jesus: I shall now turn all water into wine.
Disciples: *Stare.*
Jesus: ... *Points in a random direction.* Look, god in a pogo stick!
Disciples: *Turn to stare in that direction.*
Jesus: *Kicks cart full of jars of water away, pulls cart full of jars of wine out of its hideout behind a bush.* There, a miracle!
Disciples: OOOOOOOH!
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I'll leave now