Chi marry me, take my babies, and come honeymooning with me on a Greek island. This is beautiful.
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Pixel
Chi
o.o wat
Butt... I.. okay.. yes..
Butt... I.. okay.. yes..
Pixel
Then we can take vacations in Paris, and have romantic nights out at the top of La Tour Eiffel.
Chi
Yes, but I am probably going to be on my period the first few months...
You have to give me 50$ everyday, you have to listen when I talk to you,
you have to notice when I cut my hair, you have to bring me flowers everyday from work,
always tell me I am beautiful, and ....
You have to give me 50$ everyday, you have to listen when I talk to you,
you have to notice when I cut my hair, you have to bring me flowers everyday from work,
always tell me I am beautiful, and ....
Chi
And I forgot, you can't go out with your friends, you must't be jealous at me because they are only friends, and I don't trust you when you say you are just friends, I am going to stalk you and your phone constantly.. And if I see you with someone else I am taking half of all your stuff. Did I forget anything? I know I am a perfect wife... thanks 
awwww
awwww
Pixel
I hate to break it to you, Chi, but we're having a divorce.
Chi
Well, since we are being honest. I love your best friend. Sorry.
darthmorf
What just happened?