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Varsia
Varsia
I wouldn't call that having them in a twist.
I'd say when they get all wound up around your legs, that's in a twist.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
*slaps a pair of boxers in your face*
Shaddup and just deal with it.
Varsia
Varsia
*takes boxers, puts them over your eyes like a hat*
*puts on shades*
deal with it.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
*boxers burn away*
You just angered the wrong guy, pardner.
Go home before I gut you like a Cornish Game Hen.
Varsia
Varsia
Not a good idea.
I would run, if I were you.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
You clearly don't see that by the time Samrux finds all these alerts he's going to be angry.

And an angry Paladin is feared by most.
Varsia
Varsia
...but not all.

I'm gonna be that one guy who doesn't care.
And you can run and be scared.
Samrux
Samrux
Unluckily for you, I actually use my hammer as a weapon.
SilverHexxitFights
SilverHexxitFights
You're a dirty genius, Sam.
Varsia
Varsia
I don't need a hammer for a weapon.
I don't need a weapon to be deadly.
All I need is something to kill.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
I don't need a weapon.
Because to me, EVERYTHING is food!
*eats haloboy, trapping him within an inescapeable infinite dimension*
Ehh... Needs More Salt.
Varsia
Varsia
Think that'll work?
I have the power of morphing...
Into pretty much anything.
Including this place.
Where there is an entrance, there is an exit...
*turns into fly*
*flies out of small gap in Swordbomb's mouth*
*turns back into a scorpion*
It won't work...
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
*There is no escape*
Bud, I have power beyond infinite! You cannot defeat me, even if you tried!
Varsia
Varsia
eh?
*becomes chaos elemental*
*teleports out*
*becomes Kirby*
*eats Swordbomb*
you see?
It won't work.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
*No teleportation within the infinite dimension*
Still a no. I denied all magic within there. Technology is busted, there are no walls to cut at, and you can't overpower me as I have power beyond infinite.

Oh, and I'm slowly draining away your life force.
T
Teal
Sadly the scroll just doesn't work.
Varsia
Varsia
*morphs into Swordbomb, causing all pain to be felt by him as well as me*
If I die, you die.
Happy now?
T
totallydeadaccountdude
Ok what in the name of hell are you guys talking about anymore.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
Go right on ahead. I just reform within the Void anyways.
And then you'll be dead, with no way to revive.
Varsia
Varsia
Who's to say I am not immortal?
I'm not dying here, just kinda in a bit of pain.
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