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Cream Soda: *blushes* "Y-yeah right! L-like a holy paladin would want to be with some dungeon-dwelling, hammer-spamming creep!"

Hey, he's better than me, to say the least. He can draw, he can write, he can throw stuff, he can tank damage, he can walk with passion in every step, he makes the other dungeon-dwellers look like tiny babies, he's somehow famous for a paladin...
And the list goes on and on.

Cream Soda: "Hmph!" *she folds her arms and looks away, blushing more brightly*

*pushes Cream Soda to Samrux's side*
C'mon... say hello already! It won't hurt!

Besides, he was once human and being a dungeon-dweller is absolutely boring. He'd love a good chat!

"S-stop that right now!"

C'mon... you know you want to at least chat with him...

"N-no I don't!"

Chat with him or I'll throw Unholy Water on you.

"Like that'll affect me..."

Or I could just summon 200 Dungeon Guardians.

"H-he's not even talking, what makes you think he will now?!"

Well maybe if you just calm your breastplate and stop spamming him with alerts he will start talking!

"Welcome, human being."
"I hope you enjoyed your short stay."

The hammer doesn't discriminate, guys.

There, he said something Cream Soda.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?




Jeez... it's tough to please a woman...

"Oh, uh...H-hi!"

*A hammer flies by Sodapone*
"I don't miss twice."

*stuffs Samrux's right arm into mouth*
*muffled* And I don't forget to swallow!

"...Please do kill me"

*muffled* Don't make me bite! I will rip your arm right off!

"I beg. It's been 20,000 years."