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I only got a pack of sherbet and a dart board with Justin Bieber's face on it

Go on pub crawls and rack up a list of bar tabs and criminal records in the double digits? YUS THE ROZZERS KNOW ME AS THE SNATCHER OF SPIRITS ON SATURDAY NIGHTS, THE GODFORSAKEN GUINNESS GULPER, FOR I AM THE BEVERAGE BANTLING OF BRIGHTON, AND I AM HERE TO STIR IN YOU FEAR, WHILE I NIP TWIXT THE...

YES, HARRY LET’S SHOW EM WHY WE CALL OURSELVES THE SWEAT BANDITS

....saying “I AIN’T DYING THE TEAM BURDEN, SO LET’S TAKE EM TO SCHOOL”

Good to meet you again And you haven’t changed the day since I saw you last, looking like you duct taped a cheese grater to your backside

Hey that forehead don’t lie so neither will I

You look like what would happen if Gordon Ramsay had a staring contest with a wall, thought it looked at him funny then jumped face first through it just to teach it a lesson Now after the much needed cosmetic surgery he looks like his father is a weeaboo bin bag and his mum is a mountain range

Little do people see that denying yourself the truth makes you an idiot as well. Sure, it may not seem such at first, but tell yourself that when you bumble into a bad situation of your own making because you refused to listen.

But you know what they say Better doing the wrong thing for ten years then realising you’re dun goofing and doing the right thing for the rest, rather than spending your whole life chasing a self-destructive quest for revenge that ultimately molds you into what you hunt.

Yes well I’ve learned a little more to not be pushy. You can take my advice if you really think it’ll help, I’m not forcing it on anyone. Change comes from within, and it’s taken me time to fully understand that.

If you learn from his transgressions, become a better man with such knowledge, and go on your merry way, he will be left on his own with his own personal demons picking away at him knowing that he failed to make others suffer with him. Just because you have been scarred by someone who snapped...

Treating someone cruelly may turn them rabid in turn, but others who are aware of their plight may realise what they are becoming and actively defy it, which is arguably the better route for if you become like your oppressor, then he wins, for in your madness you inadvertently become his disciple.

I think the guy behind this was so doped up he was walking on the sun If they think I’m a believer in this then they’re definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed

IKR I hate that feeling when my legs turn to jelly on the stairs So now I tuck em behind my head, stick em on a pulley and whistle a merry tune as I tug myself up the stairs while looking like the world’s first wholly organic ironing board OHHH I’M JAKE THHEEEE PEG DIDDLY DO, DIDDLY DO WITH ME...