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The update is complete. @SchatGirl I also added a proper response to your post.

You cover the Adventurers' Sails in a mighty fog! It will be impervious to damage this turn! You do that! Silas seems very annoyed with you, but you don't damage the ship. Welcome to the game! You sabotage the Planning Room, delaying all of its skills this turn! As you do, however, you are...

© Squared summoned! ~~~ Pirate ©'s Ghost Crew focuses on keeping Sans Underswap distracted! The two ©s and Wylar then turn to Sans Storyshift. Sans Storyshift attacks with his trident, which © Squared counters with his sinister javelin! Countering this, Sans Storyshift mercilessly floods the...

You destroy the Indigo Stone Guardian! ~~~ The Scarlet Stone Guardian activates Solo Power, healing to full HP and gaining a new set of abilities! The Scarlet Stone Guardian spawns an Ancient Stone Blade! ~~~ Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance Stone Guardian (Scarlet) ['Ω']: HP...

You collect 2,000 Energy! CRIT! YOULOSTTHEGAMEXD summoned! hey wait a minute ~~~ The Unnatural Thing deals 2,000 damage to one of the Forest Wolves! The Silverfish deals 1,000 damage to the same Forest Wolf! The Healer heals 2,500 HP to the Shield Person! BOB UTTERLY EVISCERATES ONE OF THE...

I am willing to go ahead with this plan. If any players have objections, now is the time to state them - otherwise, the sidequests will update again tomorrow.

Pirate © summoned! ~~~ Sans Underswap attacks first, with a blue attack! The attack keeps the Ghost Crew from performing aerial attacks! Pirate © fires his Lightning Flintlock, delivering a glancing blow - but still an effective one! Sans Underswap delivers a fast-moving attack, which the...

In a rather maddening series of twists, the Violet Indigo Stone Guardian loses the rights to the word Violet and takes 15,000 damage! However, at some point in the subsequent storm of lawyers, the Red Scarlet Stone Guardian gains exclusive rights to the word "Scarlet"! The excess quantities of...

2,000 Bingus Bungus Energy! taken! CRIT! Voodoo Guy That Just Stabs You summoned. ~~~ The Unnatural Thing attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 2,000 damage! The Silverfish attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Healer idles! BOB ATTACKS THE FOREST ENT, DEALING 2,500 DAMAGE TO IT! The...

Sorry for the wait - the update is now complete!

You counter the launch attempt successfully! Uh... sure! You destroy the incoming [pipis] and grant 10,000 Momentum to the Adventurers' Sails! ...Oh, whoops. I forgot you were still on the boat that left. Uh, I can fix this. The Partnership Collective Drones share a single mind connected to...

The moment nobody is looking at you, you disappear! ... Some time later, you wake up in an infinite, featureless gray plane. Well, I say "featureless," but there are a bunch of gray trees with shining rosy leaves. Upon closer inspection, each leaf seems to resemble a small version of someone -...

You deal 9,000 damage to the Red Guardian! ~~~ Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance Stone Guardian (Red) ['Ω']: HP: 16,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone Stone Guardian (Violet) ['Ω']: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power...

You take 4,000 Energy! CRIT! Gun-Shaped Spawner That Spawns Bullets summoned! ~~~ The Unnatural Thing attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 2,000 damage! The Silverfishs attacks the Forest Ent, dealing 1,000 damage! The Healer heals the Shield Person to full HP! BOB ATTACKS THE FOREST ENT, DEALING...

Happy new year! The update is now complete.

You deal 12,000 damage to the Spamtanic! You depart on a sidequest, leaving your copy on the Adventurers' Sails! You have a similar set of options to the previous set of sidequests (see the opening of Chapter 3), but if none of those sidequests interest you, you may instead seek to Understand...

I'm waiting for more posts to update. If you haven't posted yet, please try to get your post in sooner rather than later!

You successfully eliminate the armor on both Stone Guardians! ~~~ Sidequest: Oryx's Castle - Entrance Stone Guardian (Red) ['Ω']: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack: 5,000, Solo Power: Heals 5,000 HP and gains new abilities if fighting alone Stone Guardian (Violet) ['Ω']: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack...

You take 2,500 Energy! from the Bingus Bungus Energy! You leave a gift for the dragon! You then depart the castle. Your first obstacle appears in the forest as you're approaching the mountain pass... You're ambushed by wolves and a forest ent! The Healer heals 2,500 HP to the Shield Person...

The update should now be complete.