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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HrX8OTFSFZI

At least I can't see you.

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Nobody understands. But they try. Usually.

So I was drawing, some marker got on my hand, and now it looks like I have a terrible bruise.

Everyone's got that one song that you don't quite undertstand. And then you go look up the lyrics and it's totally different than you thought. Post yours here!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ_1HMAGb4k ...and I've got a lump in my throat 'cause

God, I hate being sick. It's like, how bout we give you a fever? Then swell up your adenoid so you can barely swallow that fever medicine?

Queens want every rhinoceros to yawn. Edit: Ninja'd. HDGIFAT

NP draw a turtle in roller skates trying to play basketball.

This happens to me all the time. I have a dream and realize I'm dreaming. I'm about to see if I can control it when I wake up.

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The beetle hires a better lawyer, requests another trial, and is found innocent by the new jury. The beetle refuses to pay the lawyer, so the lawyer gets angry and sprays the beetle with pesticide.

I'm evil... my dad left his gmail open so I changed the language setting to Hindi.

Leave someone a note saying "Stay alert... someone's planning something..." Then, later, leave another, saying, "I know it... something's up... watch out..." Later, "Be on your guard... it's almost time..." Near the end of the day "No! Stop! Be careful... they're coming!" Make sure that...

You meet two identical sisters who were born on the same day of the same month of the same year to the same parents. They are not twins. How is this possible? (These two aren't exactly trick questions, but whatever.) A prince wants to marry a beautiful princess. However, the king does not...